Slut Magazine issue 4 is here!

The new issue is here! You know where to got to see it! and for the tards that dont, here is the link!

http://slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

Keep ya eyes peeled for the new website! we're gettin it professionally dont! it's on it's way!

Look ma I'm famous!

She's gonna be so proud.

YOU already famous . And I know all ya did was look at the pix and read ur part ! That's all anybody EVER does!

I never read my mags for the articles..

Oh my goodness, I have to read this.

edited to add:
I am dissapointed, thought I was gonna see DJ, not my DJ by the way, do some crazy shit. Oh well, shit damn!

Stay tuned. I'll TP you soon.

I am free from 4:28CST to 4:29CST, oh darnit not free anymore

Jumpman, the girl on the cover. Is that "Sharli"? What's her full name?

I'm not gonna need a full minute. Perhaps more like 20 seconds.

tried to download the pdf using firefox on Mac ...doesn't work!...shame

What exactly did it do?

cause macs suck
i am forced to use one for the time being and JUST tried to download the latest avastar literally before i opend this window
god macs suck and firefox blows
after years of ie and windos the os and broswer are unintuitive and seemingly missing features. no wonder bill gates is as rich as he is
i cant live without windows now
and the preview just sux on scribd
but the converter i have is better now so the next ish wont be as compressed.
keep ya eyes peeled lash

i do but i reread my parts like a tard too! i am f2cin heelarious!

take up tiddlywinks
al the crazy shit he does is comin soon
had to deep six this gorean story we did too cause i realized when we did it NO ONE IN IT wuld let us transmit their chat logs! Tards dont want the world to realize what tards they really ARE. we even redid it were we pretented the goreans were french and we just couldnt understand them however hard they tried to speak their "frogged up english" (though they WERE americabs abd were easily undrstandable) They went NUTS! tried shootin ups with push bows and web slings ...PUSH BOWS AND WEBSLINGS. well i naturally sent em all to flight school sayin "why are these frenchmen usin their lil frenchy tools on us
" to general amusement and merriment all around
was settin the pics and about to paste the chat
when i realized THESE GOREAN TARDS WOULD NEVER LET US TRANSMIT THAT. gotta find some REAL DUMB ones
not ur regular gorean turd ball tard...but ur dumb as a sack of cinder block goren loboto-tards! we are a huntin! cause quad hates em and loves to watch em squirm when th lil hamster wheels they have for brains are forced to churn
and i think they are all just computer geeks who read to many books ! they all have ball room dancer alts too ! I just know they do!

You slay me!
Yes I do believe that DJ, not my DJ, does crazy shit. He got me in trouble the other day.

hehe weknows jumpy jus dere pullin on all de kajirae silks, not talkin no jack to dem boreans. an hes been dere wayyyyy too long hisself, 'cause only de boreans demselves knows dey all geeks, all scifi addictionadoes. so jumpman, show us de master alt and de slavegrrl alt and oh yaaas de ballroom alt. meknows jumpy got one bangslang tuxedo himselves!

now see hear turd munch, Jumpy never said he had any beef with kajira slave girls. or any gorean slave at all! Jumpy love the hoes. And i've had quite a few gorean chicks
when they were referrin to themselves in the third person i thought they were referrin to some tard that just wasnt there, then i just figured the fools were bonkers...but they banged good, so jumpy didnt care. Then i learned that they were SOMETHING. their particular brand of tardiness had a name, GOREAN . and again didnt mind one bit. gorean chicks ROCK. slide on the ground too much but are hot in their on lil way
i met an ol sler (started in 03) who was dabblin in that gor trash and wanted me to study up and collar her. now this chick has over 19000 items of clothes (just clothes) in her inventory. and that dont count the crap she got boxed up and stashed around her dump
has the best avi ON SL (we did a study) and even taught that tard Torely the water-turd Linden all his lil tardy tips he hands out on the web page cause she trained his noob @ss up back when he was under her wing as it were years ago
Point is the chick rocks so sure i said, i'll collar ya
then it was read this and read that and it was all the most tardy crap ! then i went and watched o few of the stir-fried turd sandwhich gorean masters. a finer buunch of underware stains i never looked upon. and for some crazy reason they hate to be though of as french
they certainly universally look as if they'd smell french if we could smell um.
so i usually talk crazy to em till they use teir geeky lil gor toy weapons on me (or try) then i make em all 1st LT's in the Jumpman lane internatioal flight school!
funny mother f8ckers

and i DO ballroom dance but for only TWO particular avis
both are just too sweet to have to deflate by tellin em how much i hate the practise , THE BACKGROUND AND THE TURD MUNCH DANCERS THEMSELVES! but i do revile ballroomdancers
jumpy just aint hatin on what he dont know
he investigates it
and you madam are a tard. you misspellings and jive talk has to be funny or ya look like a Slip. Rock! Kepp mucnhin turdz babe. we love ya!

hehe beat me to it! i KNEW you ballroom danced!

and i thot i was slammin' funny ... and meknows you thot so too

*S*

eh what?

(imagines this translating into a 5 word sentance)

look tardilina mandelecova you just keep practisin up on yur comic banter and we might just let ya do a lil weather or traffic section in our lil rag...er mag! and like i said, INVESTIGATED ALL THAT CRAP ... i aint just hatin random trash.
read the past ishes and see!

SHE dont even know what she was talkin about ...and whare are the mods? they should close this thread for SERIOUSLY being off topic...er wait..this is one of mine
nvm. keep munchin turds mods