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Biggs Kraken
Registered User
Join date: 8 Mar 2005
Posts: 2
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03-08-2005 12:37
ACTUAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES USED IN FILMS MADE IN HONG KONG
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.
21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
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03-08-2005 12:42
From: Biggs Kraken ACTUAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES USED IN FILMS MADE IN HONG KONG
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination. I had a dream like this once..... edit: and I'm pretty dense, it took me a whole 10 minutes to figure out that "short rabbits" was supposed to be translated to "short hairs" (hares=rabbits)...yep, I'm feelin' pretty sharp today  |
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Zuzi Martinez
goth dachshund
Join date: 4 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,860
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03-08-2005 12:45
From: someone 21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person. i WANT to have a dream like this.....
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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03-08-2005 12:47
My personal favorite: A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
It's one of the few declarative statements I can actually agree with.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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03-08-2005 12:55
From: Rose Karuna My personal favorite: A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
It's one of the few declarative statements I can actually agree with. Well don't be so sure .......
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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03-08-2005 13:28
*Hides his pituitary collection under the bed*.
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
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03-08-2005 13:36
From: Biggs Kraken 10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. Given the choice, I'll have some violence, please.
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