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Loki Pico
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02-14-2005 13:20
Funny Condom Ad
Ghoti Nyak
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02-14-2005 13:29
That kid would so be locked in the trunk.

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Rose Karuna
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02-14-2005 13:31
ROTFLMAO! You just gave me a great idea - when someone's kid is acting like this on an airplane and they think that their kid is SO cute and they won't control them ....

I'll simply walk up and hand them a condom. I won't say a word, I'll just hand them a condom. Wonder if they'll get the message? :D

LMAO.
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-14-2005 13:37
WTF is a condom?
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Rose Karuna
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02-14-2005 13:49
They are have many uses - but they work great as a plastic shield to keep this from happening:
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Lance LeFay
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02-14-2005 14:16
So true.
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Siggy Romulus
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02-14-2005 18:48
Back in my Army days I spent a lot of time in far north Queensland, close up against the Torres Strait and New Guinea.

The local hospital had pro-condom posters made by some of the local artists, the one that always stuck in my mind was a cross of Torres Straight Islander scenery and 'The Phantom' comic book -- a quick google search showed that it's still around today:

Slogans come and slogans go - but after nearly 15 years I still remember the sage wisdom of 'Condoman!'

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Eggy Lippmann
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02-14-2005 18:55
Condoms? Pfft.
She's on the pill! :D
pandastrong Fairplay
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02-14-2005 19:18
From: Rose Karuna
They are have many uses - but they work great as a plastic shield to keep this from happening:


So "condom" is a brand of whiskey?
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Rose Karuna
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02-14-2005 20:25
From: pandastrong Fairplay
So "condom" is a brand of whiskey?


Male condoms are thin sheaths of latex (rubber), polyurethane (plastic), or animal tissue that are rolled onto an erect penis immediately prior to intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

It has been my experience that wiskey serves the exact opposite purpose. :D

Proper use of the condom:
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Teeny Leviathan
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02-14-2005 21:02


Just who is this guy?

Is he made of condoms, or a regular user of condoms? Does he fear Bibendum? Is he latex or organic? Has the Phantom sued him or at least threatened to kick his ass? The world may never know...
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Siggy Romulus
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02-14-2005 22:14
It's..... CONDOMAN!

Making the world safer by saying 'hey, even dudes that look like the ghost who walks... man who cannot die... have safe sex!'

Don't be shame! Be GAME!

USE CONDOMS!

Siggy.
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Nolan Nash
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02-14-2005 22:19
From: Siggy Romulus
It's..... CONDOMAN!

Making the world safer by saying 'hey, even dudes that look like the ghost who walks... man who cannot die... have safe sex!'

Don't be shame! Be GAME!

USE CONDOMS!

Siggy.

Does he cold call people and offer to sell them condo timeshares? :p
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Siggy Romulus
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02-14-2005 22:29
From: Nolan Nash
Does he cold call people and offer to sell them condo timeshares? :p


Only if they use condoms in the condos!

Actually I wasn't going to rag on the spelling - 15 years ago when I first saw that poster pigin was the only language spoken by 75% of the people living in the town - the fact that a local artist took the time to not only make Condoms 'cool' (because kids LOVED the phantom - and a Torres Strait Islander 'Phantom' with condoms? - WOAH!), but they also made an attempt to do it in english.

Maybe thats why it stuck in my mind for so many years... anyway, what would you do if a barmaid came up to you and said 'Me kissum penus belon u mastah?' -- my guess is do a double take, not noticing she was holding the peanuts you asked for :)

Siggy.
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Nolan Nash
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02-14-2005 23:10
From: Siggy Romulus
Only if they use condoms in the condos!

Actually I wasn't going to rag on the spelling - 15 years ago when I first saw that poster pigin was the only language spoken by 75% of the people living in the town - the fact that a local artist took the time to not only make Condoms 'cool' (because kids LOVED the phantom - and a Torres Strait Islander 'Phantom' with condoms? - WOAH!), but they also made an attempt to do it in english.

Maybe thats why it stuck in my mind for so many years... anyway, what would you do if a barmaid came up to you and said 'Me kissum penus belon u mastah?' -- my guess is do a double take, not noticing she was holding the peanuts you asked for :)

Siggy.

Hopefully they wouldn't be my peanuts.

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