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Whores cooking bacon... what could be better?

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02-16-2005 05:46
I listen to a morning radio broadcast out of Tampa called MJ in the Morning. This morning they were talking about this website: http://www.baconwhores.com/ and I just had to share it with all of my forum buddies.

What could be better than a scadly clothed whore cooking you bacon in the morning... rofl. Isn't that really every mans dream? Come on... fess up all of you bacon and whore lovers... hehe. The pics of their home office crack me up the most... lol. Maybe they should have picked a more modest building if they want to be believable.

Here is an excerpt from their investor information page: BaconWhores, the world's largest distributed on-site bacon preparation company, uses technology and bacon in an effort to dramatically improve people's lives. BaconWhores aspires to meet the world's need for bacon.

MJ says the website is a hoax btw... go figure... hehe. The girl on the front page is really a Hooters girl and they have removed the Hooters logo from her shirt and added theirs. Simply hilarious!!!!

Hobbes and Paolo... is that you guys on the management page? Come on... fess up.
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Eggy Lippmann
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02-16-2005 05:48
Shouldn't that be... MAKING bacon? :D
Maxx Monde
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02-16-2005 06:00
Hey, just be glad his mom has a job.

(badump-bum, cymbal crash)
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02-16-2005 07:44
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Beau Perkins
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02-16-2005 07:50
I just want to state, as a big fan of the radio show Opie and Anthony, they talked about the bacon whore first :)
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02-16-2005 08:00
From: Beau Perkins
I just want to state, as a big fan of the radio show Opie and Anthony, they talked about the bacon whore first :)

MJ said he thought the site had been around for about a year. Gotta hand it to them... great marketing... hehe. I mean... who doesn't like bacon and who doesn't like whores... hehe. Put em together... whala... a marketing dream and a sure fire winner! lol.
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Aimee Weber
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02-16-2005 08:28
From: Beau Perkins
I just want to state, as a big fan of the radio show Opie and Anthony, they talked about the bacon whore first :)


I LOVE Opie and Anthony. I need to get satellite radio just so I can listen to them again.


By the way. Did anybody notice that the dates on those news links are different depending on if you view it in IE vs Firefox?! Firefox shows those news stories being from the 1970s.
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David Cartier
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02-16-2005 18:43
From: Billy Grace
I listen to a morning radio broadcast out of Tampa called MJ in the Morning. This morning they were talking about this website: http://www.baconwhores.com/ and I just had to share it with all of my forum buddies.

What could be better than a scadly clothed whore cooking you bacon in the morning... rofl. Isn't that really every mans dream?


More like a nightmare for gay vegetarians, truthfully. :D
Dan Rhodes
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02-16-2005 18:52
Hm , wonder if I can leave out the bacon and just get a whore?

hehe .. this is some crazy stuff. My zip code doesn't yet qualify .. but my bacon is cooked by free whores.

j/k