The Bitcherati

I'm getting sick of all people getting sick of people. I'm tired of listening to people who are tired of listening to people. When are the Lindens going to do this and when are the Lindens going to do that? I think it's unfair that people always think SL is unfair. I'm forming a group to complain about those who appear to be in groups which I'm not a member. I would like a little attention to point out the problem with people who always need attention.

~Ulrika~

*Disclaimer: this thread is a parody.

I hate you.

Good point. Parody yes, true yes.

Have you ever noticed how many threads that criticize The Bitcherati get closed by the Lindens? If that isn't favoritism I don't know what is.

I'm getting tired of the people getting tired of the people getting tired of the people.

You're just mad at them because you know they're right!! >

I'm just getting tired. *naps*

::::looks at floor::::

::huffles feet::::

:::kicks a pebble::::


stupid people.

Stop complaining, Ulrika, I'm not listening to you anymore. I've told you, I'm not going to be your bitcherati.

Simultaneously true, in theme with the parent post, and funny.

~Ulrika~

There are various people in SL who have been around for a very long time, and yet there are others who haven't been around much at all, and technically-minded people are getting way to technical just because the enjoy it and blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah.

blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah no way you're looking at this paragraph blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah Oh, man... you're still reading, aren't you? blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah utter crap blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah Are you still with me? blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah.

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And so, now you can see that it's all a big conspiracy.


Gydeon.

I find your vitriol laden post to be exactly the kind of vitriolic behavior that leads people to murder each other in the Sudan or determine the racial superiority of others. There is no excuse for this kind of behavior and the people who criticize the people criticizing the criticizors need to know that they will not go unopposed. Also, the fact that you typed that out instead of using ctrl c, ctrl v shows that you are clearly insane and need to be sent to the new SL prison.

We have Linden Bears. In this vein, I propose Linden Trolls.

It's just too fitting.

Ohh..I'd like to make a troll of myself!


Well..I already do in these forums..but I mean in-world!

Not so far off from my avatar (imp).

Um... what makes you think I didn't ctrl c & ctrl v? I was using keyboard shortcuts all over the place. All you do is type a few blah's copy & paste until you have a paragraph, copy & past the paragraph a few times, and then you click into one and insert a joke here and there. Easy.

And congratulations on your use of the word "vitriol." Did you know that it's another name for H2SO4, which is neither a hand lotion nor a marital aid?

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure how I'm supposed to respond to your post. It certainly looks like a joke to me, but it also seems like you might be serious. Either way, the suggestion that folks in the Sudan are killing each other over internet forum posts is pretty funny. Good one!


Gydeon.

The more bitching the better!

I can't simulate one here, but I love to read angry posts from people with bad grammar. (Not folks from overseas... I mean native speakers.) I've known a few engineers who couldn't spell to save their lives, and the concept of an intelligent person who's unable to seem coherent on paper is a bit funny to me.

Of course, I'm giving the bad-grammar crowd a bit of credit here, but everybody deserves a break sometime.


Gydeon.