A man gets a parrot for his birthday. The bird is beautiful but it curses. Constantly and loudly. Irritated (and fearing being evicted from his apartment), he tries to shut the bird up. He locks it in the bedroom. It keeps screaming bad words. He covers the cage. More screams, more curses. He shuts it in the closet. The bird shrieks and curses louder than ever. By now the neigbors are fed up and knocking on the walls. Desperate, he takes the bird and shoves it in the freezer.
The curses stop abruptly. The man opens the door and the bird humbly steps out.
"I apollogize for my offensive noise and language" the parrot says. "I realize it was rude and uncalled for, and I promise from this moment on to be quiet and respectful. But may I ask a question?"
"Uh, Okay" says the owner.
"...What did the turkey do?"
The curses stop abruptly. The man opens the door and the bird humbly steps out.
"I apollogize for my offensive noise and language" the parrot says. "I realize it was rude and uncalled for, and I promise from this moment on to be quiet and respectful. But may I ask a question?"
"Uh, Okay" says the owner.
"...What did the turkey do?"
Well, I thought it was funny....