Hi guys.... In another post, I submitted a file to one of my threads. This file was a "radio show" I did on the TSO forums (stratics.com) called "The House of B'jor". After that one show, I did another one soon there after. My wife wanted me to post it here as she loves it. I did not want to. So we had a friendly bet concerning some homework my daughter was doing. I lost the bet so now I have to post it (its the honorable thing to do you know). Here it is everyone an I hope you all enjoy it as much as I loved writing it. Please just dont kill me if ya don't like it..... I lost a bet an I had no choice......
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*The following program is for mature audiences only. The views expressed on this show are in no way a refection of Stratics, EA, MAXIS, or anyone's save their own. Enjoy!*
Announcer - "Rising up from obscurity, running threw the fields of doubt, and dodging the pies of outrageous misfortune, We Welcome to The House Of B'jor Show!"
*APPLAUSE*
B'jor - "Greetings all and welcome once again to another exciting show at my House. Thank you all for coming again. Before I go any father, I would like to update you all on the condition of Mr. Wood. As you all may remember, as our show was ending he said the "secret word". His shock was so immense he proceeded to have a heart attack. Acting quickly I started trying to revive him."
BJ - "After we went off the air, we got Mr. Wood to the hospital as quickly as possible. It was touch and go for a while, and I thought we had "killed Kenny" so to speak, when he started getting better. Mr. Wood has recovered and is now enjoying his all expensive paid vacation to Las Vegas where Pamela Anderson is waiting to escort him around the place and paint the town Red. The last I spoke with him he said, and I quote: "Thank you very much for the Woody you pencil neck geek". That was a complement from him btw."
BJ - "Can't wait till he gets back...
Anyways today's topic is a fun one! The topic is Movies! As always we will also be playing "You Bet Your Life!"! The question is: "Who played the very first TARZAN in the history of movies?" we need this actors real name here...."BJ - "Now on to our topic of the evening. Movies. who in the world hasn't seen one yet? They have touched us all in many ways. To talk about this is our special guest of the evening. Mr. Swartzenager could not make it this evening because he was going to be busy pumping up a bill or some such thing, but he said he would be back! So would you all put your hands together and give a rounding applause and welcome instead The Church Lady!!!"
*APPLAUSE*
*The Curtin parts reveling The Church lady still sitting at her traditional desk & set*
The Church Lady - Thank you thank you. That was to kind. God love's you. yes he does. He just gives you a big ol' HUG right about now. hello TSO.
Today's show is about Movies, an isn't it nice. Mr. Jlen is correct in saying that movies touch us all. By the way, God love's you Mr. Jlen."BJ - "Thank you very much, and thank you to God. Rather have you with me than agenst me as my Dad always use to say....."
TCL - "Well isn't that special...... Movies have certainly touched me that’s for sure. Oh yes. I remember watching the movie "Forest Gump". When he said that his mother told him that "Life is like a bunch of chocolates" well that just touched me. Its almost like he's saying "God is like a bunch of chocolates" too. That’s so sweet...
Everyone loves chocolates! Well, actually there is someone who doesn’t like them."BJ - "Who's that Church Lady? I for one LOVE chocolates!"
TCL - "Hmmm. Let me see. Who could it be? Could it be........ SATAN!!! I think sooo. Well, another film I just loved was the movie Titanic. Yes you know the one I mean. we all knew what was going to happen. God knew what was going to happen.
It was ok though because young love was in the air. Young love with an iceberg. Is that what they call Love on the Rocks? I heard that somewhere."BJ - "Love on the Rocks.... That sounds like a movie unto itself Church Lady...
"TCH - "Yes it does Mr.Jlen, yes it does. In fact that’s what it turned out to be. To my surprise our two little love birds are soon engaged in, ohh I don't know what to call it.... SIN!! And wouldn't you know it, right afterwards the Titanic hits a iceberg and hrs later sinks to the cold ocean floor. Is it a coincidence? I don't think so.... I think it was.... SATAN!!!"
TCL - "yes Satan was the copilot on the Titanic. Another fine example of the apple being plucked from God's tree. Can you say who sank the Titanic? I can... It was Satan! And speaking of horn head, have anyone of you seen Satin's latest movie? It is the movie Alien Vs Predator. If any movie has the stamp of Satan, its that one. Two species of demons running around either eating each other or slicing each other to bits. With our little human friends along for the ride."
BJ - "Actually Church Lady I liked the film a lot. I am a fan of both alien & predator movies. I know I speak for a lot of us when I say we have been waiting for this confrontation for a long time."
TCL - "Isn't that special........ You like movies with Satan at the wheel Mr.Jlen I understand. Satan is your co-pilot I see."
BJ - "No he's not I resemble.... I mean resent that implication Church Lady..."
TCL - "Oh I understand Mr.Jlen, I really do.... Satan may not be your co-pilot, but you love his movies, gotcha...."
BJ - "Now cut that out Church Lady...."
TCL - "Well I for one love movies with God as my co-pilot. If you choose to have Satan as yours well who am I to say otherwise.... Satan worshiper."
BJ - *Sigh* "Well I guess that’s all we have time for this evening folks. I want to say thank you to the Church Lady for being our guest this evening. She did not say the secret word this evening, so the game now passes to our studio audience. Our announcer will say the question again:"
Announcer - "Who played the very first TARZAN in the history of movies?"
BJ - "Thank you Mr.Anouncer. Remember folks we need the actors true name here, both first and last name. Whomever gets the answer right first will get (in the actual game) 10k AND another actual prize! Please PM me with your answers and may the best person win. Join us next time for another episode of The House of B'jor and thank you for coming. I hope you enjoyed the show"
TCH - "Mr.Jlen?"
BJ - "Yes Church Lady?"
TCH - "Satan worshiper."
BJ - "Church Lady please!"
TCH - "Isn't that special......."
BJ - *sigh* "Join us next time folks when hopefully Governor Swatzenager will be our guest. Be good for goodness sake and as always, peace....."
TCH - "And God bless......"
*APPLAUSE*
*End Credits*
*The proceeding program is for mature audiences only. The views expressed on this show are in no way a refection of Stratics, EA, MAXIS, or anyone's save their own. Enjoy!*