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Poll on sexual diseases

pick Your Sexual Disease

Clymidia
4 (7.1%)

Herpes
5 (8.9%)

Acid reflux
8 (14.3%)

boils
4 (7.1%)

The Green Willie
5 (8.9%)

Pustules
4 (7.1%)

Ziti in clam sauce
12 (21.4%)

The dripping Dong
4 (7.1%)

Assid refux
5 (8.9%)

The little black thing that won't stop itchin
5 (8.9%)

Total votes: 56
Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
11-26-2004 09:36
We know you have em....tell us what ya got. :p
Ryen Jade
This is a takeover!
Join date: 21 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,329
11-26-2004 09:49
....nothing :P
But this would be a great time to quote the daily show "If you come in contact with the wrong cooter.....could you get sick?"

Watch here
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From: Korg Stygian
Between you, Ryen the twerp and Ardith, there's little to change my opinion here.. rather you have reinforced it each in your own ways


IM A TWERP, IM A TWERP! :D

Whats a twerp? :confused:
Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
11-26-2004 10:22
Haha. :D
Ace Cassidy
Resident Bohemian
Join date: 5 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,228
11-26-2004 11:06
From: Talen Morgan
We know you have em....tell us what ya got. :p


You don't have mine listed... "palm calluses"

- Ace
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Ryen Jade
This is a takeover!
Join date: 21 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,329
11-26-2004 11:22
Or blindness/loss of sight.
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From: Korg Stygian
Between you, Ryen the twerp and Ardith, there's little to change my opinion here.. rather you have reinforced it each in your own ways


IM A TWERP, IM A TWERP! :D

Whats a twerp? :confused:
Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
11-26-2004 11:35
It seems Darko has enough for all of us :eek: :p
Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
11-26-2004 11:46
Haha. I am paying for my promiscuity. :D
Moleculor Satyr
Fireflies!
Join date: 5 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,650
11-26-2004 11:55
Hey, just to use this moment to bring a bit of seriousness into this... There's a "disease" called HPV that causes warts (and sometimes cancer) that condoms don't stop, and that nearly 80% of sexually active people have. It only shows up on tests less than 50% of the time too.

So four of the five people posting in this thread have one or more varieties of this disease. Fun, eh?
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
11-26-2004 13:31
I have a sexually non-transmitted disease. It's called virginity. Sigh. :(
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
11-29-2004 01:08
Acid Reflux an STD??!!

So, I have had no STD in my life. Even more amazing considering I got around quite a bit. ;)
Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,082
11-29-2004 02:22
After I made love to this beautiful woman my nose turned green, and now every time the weather gets too humid, it turns upside-down. So every time it rains I half drown.

Is this an STD do you think, or something else?
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Cosmo Drago
Pixel Dust Addict
Join date: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 377
11-29-2004 02:55
From: Ryen Jade
....nothing :P
But this would be a great time to quote the daily show "If you come in contact with the wrong cooter.....could you get sick?"

Watch here

Take caution and wash your hands after handling them. :p

Great video, thanx! :D
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a work in progress...
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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
11-29-2004 03:50
From: Devlin Gallant
I have a sexually non-transmitted disease. It's called virginity. Sigh. :(


lol I'm with Dev on that
*blushes* yeah right eh? lol
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Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,082
11-29-2004 04:20
Devlin and Dismay,

Don't be too unhappy about it. Some people's sexual experiences are such that virginity is greatly preferable.
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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
11-29-2004 07:34
uhh I was kidding? rofl but hehe i guess for some people they would agree with you but I enjoy my sexual life.
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Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,082
11-29-2004 08:28
Dismay,

Good. :)
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
11-29-2004 09:03
WTF is a Green Willie??? :eek:

Is it big? Is it scary?

enquiring minds want to know.
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
11-29-2004 13:02
From: someone
WTF is a Green Willie???

Is it big? Is it scary?

enquiring minds want to know.


Eck. For some reason, an engorged cucumber sprung into my mind ... And it had little polaroid cut outs of my friends' faces taped around it.
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Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,082
12-01-2004 05:56
Lash,

You must have seen me in the shower! :eek:

PS: Is greenfly an STD?
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