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Derek Jones

SL's Second Oldest Monkey

Join date: 18 Mar 2003

Posts: 668

02-07-2005 18:45

I found this chain email funny so I decided to share it

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USATODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

Subject: PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

!!!! It was on the news! Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator Phone: 765/771 - 3547 Pager : 765/420 - 6575

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test...

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
292-1085 [email]Charles_Bailey@csx.com[/email] [email]Charles_bailey@csx.com[/email]
I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and withindays, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full"

Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period.

So... who wants to share first one of many reasons why this email is funny...

I personally found it funny that my friend thought it was true and therefore sent it to me and 30 other people LOL

_____________________

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one

Teeny Leviathan

Never started World War 3

Join date: 20 May 2003

Posts: 2,716

02-07-2005 19:10

You got the letter. I've heard about this letter. I hear it does good things for you. My friend Einstein told me about it. He's a real scientist with a white coat, who got all A's at M.I.T. This letter is for real.

If you respond to this letter, on top of the 10 grand, you will get cannonized by the Catholic Church, get lifetime use of a luxury corporate jet for free, a brand new 2005 Escalade (with 29" spinner rims, 4 plasma screens, red crushed velvet interior and 3000 watt 50 speaker sound system with 6 individual DVD players), world peace and at least 13" of extreme male enhancement.

It sounds like a good risk to me. Where do we sign up?

_____________________

The Default Avatars were created by Linden Lab
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.

Derek Jones

SL's Second Oldest Monkey

Join date: 18 Mar 2003

Posts: 668

02-07-2005 19:12

From: Teeny Leviathan

You got the letter. I've heard about this letter. I hear it does good things for you. My friend Einstein told me about it. He's a real scientist with a white coat, who got all A's at M.I.T. This letter is for real.

If you respond to this letter, on top of the 10 grand, you will get cannonized by the Catholic Church, get lifetime use of a luxury corporate jet for free, a brand new 2005 Escalade (with 29" spinner rims, 4 plasma screens, red crushed velvet interior and 3000 watt 50 speaker sound system with 6 individual DVD players), world peace and at least 13" of extreme male enhancement.

It sounds like a good risk to me. Where do we sign up?

How many prims is that Escalade?

_____________________

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one

Devlin Gallant

Thought Police

Join date: 18 Jun 2003

Posts: 5,948

02-08-2005 00:15

Even if only 1% of the US population responded to this...there isn't that much money in the world.

_____________________

I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.

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Derek Jones SL's Second Oldest Monkey Join date: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 668	02-07-2005 18:45 I found this chain email funny so I decided to share it THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USATODAY - IT IS FOR REAL Subject: PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news! !!!! It was on the news! Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator Phone: 765/771 - 3547 Pager : 765/420 - 6575 To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago. Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test... When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check. Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085 [email]Charles_Bailey@csx.com[/email] [email]Charles_bailey@csx.com[/email] I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and withindays, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man. It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full" Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real. Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period. So... who wants to share first one of many reasons why this email is funny... I personally found it funny that my friend thought it was true and therefore sent it to me and 30 other people LOL _____________________ The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	02-07-2005 19:10 You got the letter. I've heard about this letter. I hear it does good things for you. My friend Einstein told me about it. He's a real scientist with a white coat, who got all A's at M.I.T. This letter is for real. If you respond to this letter, on top of the 10 grand, you will get cannonized by the Catholic Church, get lifetime use of a luxury corporate jet for free, a brand new 2005 Escalade (with 29" spinner rims, 4 plasma screens, red crushed velvet interior and 3000 watt 50 speaker sound system with 6 individual DVD players), world peace and at least 13" of extreme male enhancement. It sounds like a good risk to me. Where do we sign up? _____________________ The Default Avatars were created by Linden Lab They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.
Derek Jones SL's Second Oldest Monkey Join date: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 668	02-07-2005 19:12 From: Teeny Leviathan You got the letter. I've heard about this letter. I hear it does good things for you. My friend Einstein told me about it. He's a real scientist with a white coat, who got all A's at M.I.T. This letter is for real. If you respond to this letter, on top of the 10 grand, you will get cannonized by the Catholic Church, get lifetime use of a luxury corporate jet for free, a brand new 2005 Escalade (with 29" spinner rims, 4 plasma screens, red crushed velvet interior and 3000 watt 50 speaker sound system with 6 individual DVD players), world peace and at least 13" of extreme male enhancement. It sounds like a good risk to me. Where do we sign up? How many prims is that Escalade? _____________________ The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	02-08-2005 00:15 Even if only 1% of the US population responded to this...there isn't that much money in the world. _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.

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