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Lordfly Digeridoo

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Join date: 21 Jul 2003

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03-16-2004 20:08

Not to knock anyone's religion, but

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

This is just crazy. Ridiculous.

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James Miller

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03-16-2004 20:20

Eww.

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Teeny Leviathan

Never started World War 3

Join date: 20 May 2003

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03-16-2004 20:24

This goes way beyond faith. This bunch clearly has its collective head up its ass. How can something called "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" merit an honorable mention? Piles of actual evidence invalidated by a half-assed anime series? Another reason why the religious right cannot be allowed to run this country.

I really hope this site is a clever joke.

Lordfly Digeridoo

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Join date: 21 Jul 2003

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03-16-2004 20:24

Nevermind, I've been boonswaggled.

It's a hoax site, I've found.

*phew*

I was doubting the advancement of humanity for a second...

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

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03-16-2004 20:27

I'm SO happy that that's a hoax... I can go to sleep at night now

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Touche.

Teeny Leviathan

Never started World War 3

Join date: 20 May 2003

Posts: 2,716

03-16-2004 20:36

Doh!

Nick Fairlight

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Join date: 19 Jun 2003

Posts: 494

03-16-2004 21:48

Good thing it was a hoax.

Saw an advertisement at the bottom for Biblical action figures.

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Kex Godel

Master Slacker

Join date: 14 Nov 2003

Posts: 869

03-16-2004 23:19

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Snark Serpentine

Fractious User

Join date: 12 Aug 2003

Posts: 379

03-17-2004 07:36

This is one of the oldest links I can remember, but "biblical action figures" immediately brought it to mind, so.

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

Chip Midnight

ate my baby!

Join date: 1 May 2003

Posts: 10,231

03-17-2004 08:15

Yay! I love that there are so many fellow heathens in SL!

The Objective Christian Ministeries site has been around for a long time. I've never been quite sure if it's a hoax or not, but it's one of the funniest sites ever. At halloween they had this thing about how evil and pagan the holiday is and suggested handing out scripture instead of candy. They called it "hallowitnessing"! There was a little cartoon of a guy in a robe and sandals with a word balloon that said "I'm John the Baptist! Boo!" hahaha. Hysterical.

The Landover Baptist site (which is most definitely a hoax) is a scream also.

Here's another good one: http://www.cheesyjesus.com/

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Christopher Nomad

Pontificator

Join date: 9 Aug 2003

Posts: 211

03-17-2004 09:19

*sigh*
I guess it is time to quit SL.....

Snark Serpentine

Fractious User

Join date: 12 Aug 2003

Posts: 379

03-17-2004 10:46

Not getting enough wood?

Catherine Omega

Geometry Ninja

Join date: 10 Jan 2003

Posts: 2,053

03-17-2004 10:50

From: someone

Originally posted by Christopher Nomad
*sigh*
I guess it is time to quit SL.....

These OVERLY sensitive friggin weaklings make me want to puke.

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Jolene Jade

JOJO THE GREAT

Join date: 12 Aug 2003

Posts: 459

03-17-2004 11:10

OMG...this poor poor girl

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"....

where would we be if all gals thought like that....*soooo much crap we had to start a second pile!

Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-17-2004 11:24

But "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" is STILL funny.

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

03-17-2004 11:32

I would love nothing more than to argue with you, Christopher... and to beat you to the ground with logic and reason.

By the way, I reccomend "Darwin's Black Box" for everyone who believes in evolution. As an evolution-nut (I'm a dinosaur enthusist, so it's inherent

) I found it VERY interesting.

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-17-2004 12:52

It's a funny (joke) site.

I think the only thing that could (possibly) disprove evolution is if aliens showed up all over the place and said Earth is an experiment.

So if anyone wants to see that proof, send me a PM... (lol)

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Essence Lumin

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Join date: 24 Oct 2003

Posts: 806

03-17-2004 19:38

Darn, Kex beat me to it on the Landover Baptist Church link.

Juro Kothari

Like a dog on a bone

Join date: 4 Sep 2003

Posts: 4,418

03-18-2004 14:59

My favorite paragraph from that site:

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

How insanely degrading. Another reason that religion, in large doses, is harmful to one's mind.

Edit: ok ok.. i finally read through the rest of the threads, and found that this site is a hoax. what relief.

Nephilaine Protagonist

PixelSlinger

Join date: 22 Jul 2003

Posts: 1,693

03-18-2004 16:54

*chuckle*

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-18-2004 17:32

Ya but Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False.

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

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Lordfly Digeridoo Prim Orchestrator Join date: 21 Jul 2003 Posts: 3,628	03-16-2004 20:08 Not to knock anyone's religion, but http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html This is just crazy. Ridiculous. LF _____________________ ---- http://www.lordfly.com/ http://www.twitter.com/lordfly http://www.plurk.com/lordfly
James Miller Village Idiot Join date: 9 Jan 2003 Posts: 1,500	03-16-2004 20:20 Eww. _____________________ George W. Bush hates America.
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	03-16-2004 20:24 This goes way beyond faith. This bunch clearly has its collective head up its ass. How can something called "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" merit an honorable mention? Piles of actual evidence invalidated by a half-assed anime series? Another reason why the religious right cannot be allowed to run this country. I really hope this site is a clever joke.
Lordfly Digeridoo Prim Orchestrator Join date: 21 Jul 2003 Posts: 3,628	03-16-2004 20:24 Nevermind, I've been boonswaggled. It's a hoax site, I've found. phew I was doubting the advancement of humanity for a second... LF _____________________ ---- http://www.lordfly.com/ http://www.twitter.com/lordfly http://www.plurk.com/lordfly
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	03-16-2004 20:27 I'm SO happy that that's a hoax... I can go to sleep at night now _____________________ Touche.
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	03-16-2004 20:36 Doh!
Nick Fairlight Humanoid Typhoon Join date: 19 Jun 2003 Posts: 494	03-16-2004 21:48 Good thing it was a hoax. Saw an advertisement at the bottom for Biblical action figures. _____________________ I tried to find a topic, but I kept getting distracted by that slightly offensive photo of Arnold. -Jeska Linden
Kex Godel Master Slacker Join date: 14 Nov 2003 Posts: 869	03-16-2004 23:19 http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Snark Serpentine Fractious User Join date: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 379	03-17-2004 07:36 This is one of the oldest links I can remember, but "biblical action figures" immediately brought it to mind, so. http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
Chip Midnight ate my baby! Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 10,231	03-17-2004 08:15 Yay! I love that there are so many fellow heathens in SL! The Objective Christian Ministeries site has been around for a long time. I've never been quite sure if it's a hoax or not, but it's one of the funniest sites ever. At halloween they had this thing about how evil and pagan the holiday is and suggested handing out scripture instead of candy. They called it "hallowitnessing"! There was a little cartoon of a guy in a robe and sandals with a word balloon that said "I'm John the Baptist! Boo!" hahaha. Hysterical. The Landover Baptist site (which is most definitely a hoax) is a scream also. Here's another good one: http://www.cheesyjesus.com/ _____________________ My other hobby: www.live365.com/stations/chip_midnight
Christopher Nomad Pontificator Join date: 9 Aug 2003 Posts: 211	03-17-2004 09:19 sigh I guess it is time to quit SL.....
Snark Serpentine Fractious User Join date: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 379	03-17-2004 10:46 Not getting enough wood?
Catherine Omega Geometry Ninja Join date: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 2,053	03-17-2004 10:50 From: someone Originally posted by Christopher Nomad sigh I guess it is time to quit SL..... These OVERLY sensitive friggin weaklings make me want to puke. _____________________ Need scripting help? Visit the LSL Wiki! Omega Point - Catherine Omega's Blog
Jolene Jade JOJO THE GREAT Join date: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 459	03-17-2004 11:10 OMG...this poor poor girl 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking".... where would we be if all gals thought like that....*soooo much crap we had to start a second pile!
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-17-2004 11:24 But "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" is STILL funny. _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	03-17-2004 11:32 I would love nothing more than to argue with you, Christopher... and to beat you to the ground with logic and reason. By the way, I reccomend "Darwin's Black Box" for everyone who believes in evolution. As an evolution-nut (I'm a dinosaur enthusist, so it's inherent ) I found it VERY interesting. _____________________ Touche.
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-17-2004 12:52 It's a funny (joke) site. I think the only thing that could (possibly) disprove evolution is if aliens showed up all over the place and said Earth is an experiment. So if anyone wants to see that proof, send me a PM... (lol) _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Essence Lumin . Join date: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 806	03-17-2004 19:38 Darn, Kex beat me to it on the Landover Baptist Church link.
Juro Kothari Like a dog on a bone Join date: 4 Sep 2003 Posts: 4,418	03-18-2004 14:59 My favorite paragraph from that site: 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker. How insanely degrading. Another reason that religion, in large doses, is harmful to one's mind. Edit: ok ok.. i finally read through the rest of the threads, and found that this site is a hoax. what relief.
Nephilaine Protagonist PixelSlinger Join date: 22 Jul 2003 Posts: 1,693	03-18-2004 16:54 chuckle _____________________
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-18-2004 17:32 Ya but Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False. _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!