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Myra Loveless
The Wandering Glitch
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
Posts: 89
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10-20-2004 08:03
I woke up this morning and felt like my head had just made a rapid ascent trip from the bottom of the Mariana Trench (the deepest part of the Earth's oceans). A little later, I ended up with a nosebleed... Then a couple hours later, another nosebleed, this one worse than the last...
Later in the day, I decide to make some pasta and the water boils in under 2 minutes where it usually takes half an hour... Then while making the sauce for the pasta, I have another nosebleed, worse than the first two...
Put it all together...
Decompressed feeling in my head
Successive nosebleeds
Water boiling 15 times faster than normal...
It all amounts to one thing... Abnormally low airpressure. You know what that means!
Aliens are trying to steal our atmosphere!!!!
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Wiggle Biggles
Second Life Resident
Join date: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 645
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10-20-2004 08:05
From: Myra Loveless I woke up this morning and felt like my head had just made a rapid ascent trip from the bottom of the Mariana Trench (the deepest part of the Earth's oceans). A little later, I ended up with a nosebleed... Then a couple hours later, another nosebleed, this one worse than the last...
Later in the day, I decide to make some pasta and the water boils in under 2 minutes where it usually takes half an hour... Then while making the sauce for the pasta, I have another nosebleed, worse than the first two...
Put it all together...
Decompressed feeling in my head
Successive nosebleeds
Water boiling 15 times faster than normal...
It all amounts to one thing... Abnormally low airpressure. You know what that means!
Aliens are trying to steal our atmosphere!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Those are the symptoms of being probed. |
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Wiggle Biggles
Second Life Resident
Join date: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 645
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10-20-2004 08:07
MAybe you should take some vitamins for that nosebleed. Ones with extra iron  |
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Myra Loveless
The Wandering Glitch
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
Posts: 89
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10-20-2004 08:09
From: Wiggle Biggles MAybe you should take some vitamins for that nosebleed. Ones with extra iron So i've been told... No actually, the airpressure here was EXTREMELY low yesterday.... dunno what the heck happened... probably didn't help much that i had to take a ton of pain killers to deal with the headache... Next time i wake up feeling like my head has just returned from the bottom of the Mariana Trench, I'm going to check the weather before taking pain killers  (edit) Oh and I still say it was due to aliens stealing our atmosphere! Stupid aliens, don't they know it's much cheaper to refine the gasses from other planets in their own star system? |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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10-20-2004 08:13
Watch out for the Dark Clowns.... They are always up to something evil.
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Myra Loveless
The Wandering Glitch
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
Posts: 89
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10-20-2004 08:22
From: Rose Karuna Watch out for the Dark Clowns.... They are always up to something evil. This doesn't seem very Dark Clownish actually.... it's more the style of the Space Balls... damn, there goes the planet! If it were the Dark Clowns, we'd probably all be breathing helium right about now...
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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10-20-2004 08:32
Ah yes - definately has the ear marks of Lord Dark Helmet! How could I have missed that? 
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-20-2004 16:56
Hah, fellow Cherubs! Our plan is succeeding. They are blaming it all on the aliens.
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