How to be +100% successfull in (second) life!

Found this in my local paper:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and an Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Have a nice weekend!

Oopsie!

For some reason, my friend Talley was logged in to the forums after checking his account on my comp. Well, whatever. The above was MY post.

LOL good one hun....
Marriage helps too..then u get to share things and that can be a gooood thing!

Unless, like me, you are Gay. In which case you're not allowed.

Gay marriages are fine hehe my SL daughter and her g/f are getting married today yay

M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E

13 + 1 + 16 + 16 + 9 + 1 + 7 + 5 = 68%

About 2/3 BULLSHIT, which sounds about right given my one and only experience.

- Ace

I thought someone posted this same thread last month?

We can get 'civil unioned' here in VT. Some benefits, but certainly not the same benefits that married couples have.