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SuezanneC Baskerville

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Join date: 22 Dec 2003

Posts: 14,229

02-26-2005 22:55

I have a serious problem with the Internet, and the problem is that it nevers pays attention when I tell it what to do, it shows me no respect, it never takes out the trash and I end up having to take the car in for repairs and the servicemen always to try to take advantage of me and I know they wouldn't do that if the Internet had brought the car in.

So if you haven't bought into this whole internet deal yet I suggest you give it careful thought before getting one.

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gene Poole

"Foolish humans!"

Join date: 16 Jun 2004

Posts: 324

02-26-2005 23:01

Yeah, I sent my Internet back to the company for a full refund before my 3-day "cooling off period" was over. I will miss Penny Arcade, but overall, huge savings.

Tinker LaFollette

Dilettante

Join date: 6 Jan 2004

Posts: 86

02-27-2005 00:48

Somebody told me that the Internet is just for weirdos and hippies.

You're probably better off without it.

Rickard Roentgen

Renaissance Punk

Join date: 4 Apr 2004

Posts: 1,869

02-27-2005 00:54

but but but... PRoN!!!

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Torley Linden

Enlightenment!

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 16,530

02-27-2005 00:55

Ummm isn't it "The Internets" 'cuz there's more than one of them?

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Zuzi Martinez

goth dachshund

Join date: 4 Sep 2004

Posts: 1,860

02-27-2005 01:01

there are? where do they keep the other ones?

Vudu Suavage

Feral Twisted Torus

Join date: 27 Jul 2004

Posts: 402

02-27-2005 03:50

In Switzerland, because it has such a stable currency and is impregnable to assault.

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Jillian Callahan

Rotary-winged Neko Girl

Join date: 24 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,766

02-27-2005 04:38

From: Rickard Roentgen

but but but... PRoN!!!

This is a perfect example of the degridation the Internet(s) cause whe people use it(them) too much.

It's spelled "pr0n", d00d!

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SuezanneC Baskerville

Forums Rock!

Join date: 22 Dec 2003

Posts: 14,229

02-27-2005 05:04

now the internet has started looked at me out the corner of it's eyes all the time and cutting them away real fast whenever i look at it.

sometimes there's a sound of things running around on the roof and i know some people would say it was the squirrels but there's only so many squirrels around, and there's a lot of rooftops for them to cover. I'm putting my money on some of those skitter skitter sounds being the internet up there probably with its tongue stuck out, saying "Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah Nyah, look at me, I am so totally ubiquitious and you down there just sitting still in one place typing."

That rules out the possiblity that it's squirrels cuz squirrels can't even say Nyah much less use big words like ubiquitous or at least they never do when people are listening cuz if they did people would start asking favors of em you know, asking for help interpreting the rules about deductions and offshore investments on form 1839-u and stuff like that and soon they would have to give up their carefree life of doing stuff like hanging upside down on the undersides of branches at a height that would even be lethal for them to fall from for no apparent reason at all cuz there is like no way that a walnut is gonna go flying up off the ground and hover below the branch in front of the squirrel waiting for it to grab, and instead take desk jobs working at H. and R. Block.

and then when i went to get my taxes done, there would be not humans sitting at the desks, instead, H & R Block would be filled with talking squirrels and when I told them that my tax situation was much the same as last years they'd have to look my old taxes up on the internet and it would start that routine of looking at me with it's eyes cut sideways real far... man does it make me mad when it does that, but what are you gonna do- everytime you tell somebody what it does it starts acting all normal and looking at you funny and rolling it's eyes in secret shared gestures with the person you were telling which if you are still at H & R Block is most likely to be a squirrel.

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Devlin Gallant

Thought Police

Join date: 18 Jun 2003

Posts: 5,948

02-27-2005 05:32

^^^THIS is your brain on the internet!

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gene Poole

"Foolish humans!"

Join date: 16 Jun 2004

Posts: 324

02-27-2005 06:58

From: SuezanneC Baskerville

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and then when i went to get my taxes done, there would be not humans sitting at the desks, instead, H & R Block would be filled with talking squirrels and when I told them that my tax situation was much the same as last years they'd have to look my old taxes up on the internet and it would start that routine of looking at me with it's eyes cut sideways real far... man does it make me mad when it does that, but what are you gonna do- everytime you tell somebody what it does it starts acting all normal and looking at you funny and rolling it's eyes in secret shared gestures with the person you were telling which if you are still at H & R Block is most likely to be a squirrel.

Oh, watch out! Squirrels are totally NOT cool about doing your taxes. I got some squirrels to do my returns last year because they had an offer to give me double the difference in cash if they made a mistake.

But then later in the year, I got slapped with a late payment fine, and when I went to dispute it, I found out the squirrels had buried my T4 and other stuff in my neighbour's yard. I sent in the return, and it was filled out correctly, but now I owe back-taxes, with interest!

I was going to bring this up with the squirrels because, to me, the interest represents a difference in the total cost, which the squirrels owe me double for, but when I tried to find them to discuss the matter, I discovered they'd skipped town with my money. Those scamming BASTARDS!

I wonder how many other trusting consumers they burned with their slick tricks.

a lost user

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02-27-2005 11:20

From: Tinker LaFollette

Somebody told me that the Internet is just for weirdos and hippies.

You're probably better off without it.

Come on... everyone knows that the internet is all about the porn. What do wierdos and hippies have to do with that?

*me thinks a little*

um... sorry... nevermind.

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a lost user

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02-27-2005 11:23

From: SuezanneC Baskerville

now the internet has started looked at me out the corner of it's eyes all the time and cutting them away real fast whenever i look at it.

sometimes there's a sound of things running around on the roof and i know some people would say it was the squirrels but there's only so many squirrels around, and there's a lot of rooftops for them to cover. I'm putting my money on some of those skitter skitter sounds being the internet up there probably with its tongue stuck out, saying "Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah Nyah, look at me, I am so totally ubiquitious and you down there just sitting still in one place typing."

That rules out the possiblity that it's squirrels cuz squirrels can't even say Nyah much less use big words like ubiquitous or at least they never do when people are listening cuz if they did people would start asking favors of em you know, asking for help interpreting the rules about deductions and offshore investments on form 1839-u and stuff like that and soon they would have to give up their carefree life of doing stuff like hanging upside down on the undersides of branches at a height that would even be lethal for them to fall from for no apparent reason at all cuz there is like no way that a walnut is gonna go flying up off the ground and hover below the branch in front of the squirrel waiting for it to grab, and instead take desk jobs working at H. and R. Block.

and then when i went to get my taxes done, there would be not humans sitting at the desks, instead, H & R Block would be filled with talking squirrels and when I told them that my tax situation was much the same as last years they'd have to look my old taxes up on the internet and it would start that routine of looking at me with it's eyes cut sideways real far... man does it make me mad when it does that, but what are you gonna do- everytime you tell somebody what it does it starts acting all normal and looking at you funny and rolling it's eyes in secret shared gestures with the person you were telling which if you are still at H & R Block is most likely to be a squirrel.

^^^ The internet on speed^^^

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gene Poole

"Foolish humans!"

Join date: 16 Jun 2004

Posts: 324

02-27-2005 12:55

Speaking of squirrels and speed...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm

o/' Gonads and strife... o/'

Nolan Nash

Frischer Frosch

Join date: 15 May 2003

Posts: 7,141

02-27-2005 13:00

From: gene Poole

Speaking of squirrels and speed...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm

o/' Gonads and strife... o/'

LOL! Now that's what I call A Sunday funny!

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SuezanneC Baskerville

Forums Rock!

Join date: 22 Dec 2003

Posts: 14,229

02-27-2005 13:16

i think i've seen the gonads in the sky numerous times in the Morris building area.

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Lance LeFay

is a Thug

Join date: 1 May 2003

Posts: 1,488

02-27-2005 13:50

The Internet burned my house and killed my pets

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Lianne Marten

Cheese Baron

Join date: 6 May 2004

Posts: 2,192

02-27-2005 13:56

The internets killed my mother and raped my father.

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Serious Problem With The Internet
SuezanneC Baskerville Forums Rock! Join date: 22 Dec 2003 Posts: 14,229	02-26-2005 22:55 I have a serious problem with the Internet, and the problem is that it nevers pays attention when I tell it what to do, it shows me no respect, it never takes out the trash and I end up having to take the car in for repairs and the servicemen always to try to take advantage of me and I know they wouldn't do that if the Internet had brought the car in. So if you haven't bought into this whole internet deal yet I suggest you give it careful thought before getting one. _____________________ - So long to these forums, the vBulletin forums that used to be at forums.secondlife.com. I will miss them. I can be found on the web by searching for "SuezanneC Baskerville", or go to http://www.google.com/profiles/suezanne - http://lindenlab.tribe.net/ created on 11/19/03. Members: Ben, Catherine, Colin, Cory, Dan, Doug, Jim, Philip, Phoenix, Richard, Robin, and Ryan -
gene Poole "Foolish humans!" Join date: 16 Jun 2004 Posts: 324	02-26-2005 23:01 Yeah, I sent my Internet back to the company for a full refund before my 3-day "cooling off period" was over. I will miss Penny Arcade, but overall, huge savings.
Tinker LaFollette Dilettante Join date: 6 Jan 2004 Posts: 86	02-27-2005 00:48 Somebody told me that the Internet is just for weirdos and hippies. You're probably better off without it.
Rickard Roentgen Renaissance Punk Join date: 4 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,869	02-27-2005 00:54 but but but... PRoN!!! _____________________
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	02-27-2005 00:55 Ummm isn't it "The Internets" 'cuz there's more than one of them? _____________________
Zuzi Martinez goth dachshund Join date: 4 Sep 2004 Posts: 1,860	02-27-2005 01:01 there are? where do they keep the other ones?
Vudu Suavage Feral Twisted Torus Join date: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 402	02-27-2005 03:50 In Switzerland, because it has such a stable currency and is impregnable to assault. _____________________ Cthulhu, spiders, and other artfully crafted creatures are available at Gods & Monsters in Zoe, as well as Limbo and Taco.
Jillian Callahan Rotary-winged Neko Girl Join date: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,766	02-27-2005 04:38 From: Rickard Roentgen but but but... PRoN!!! This is a perfect example of the degridation the Internet(s) cause whe people use it(them) too much. It's spelled "pr0n", d00d! _____________________
SuezanneC Baskerville Forums Rock! Join date: 22 Dec 2003 Posts: 14,229	02-27-2005 05:04 now the internet has started looked at me out the corner of it's eyes all the time and cutting them away real fast whenever i look at it. sometimes there's a sound of things running around on the roof and i know some people would say it was the squirrels but there's only so many squirrels around, and there's a lot of rooftops for them to cover. I'm putting my money on some of those skitter skitter sounds being the internet up there probably with its tongue stuck out, saying "Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah Nyah, look at me, I am so totally ubiquitious and you down there just sitting still in one place typing." That rules out the possiblity that it's squirrels cuz squirrels can't even say Nyah much less use big words like ubiquitous or at least they never do when people are listening cuz if they did people would start asking favors of em you know, asking for help interpreting the rules about deductions and offshore investments on form 1839-u and stuff like that and soon they would have to give up their carefree life of doing stuff like hanging upside down on the undersides of branches at a height that would even be lethal for them to fall from for no apparent reason at all cuz there is like no way that a walnut is gonna go flying up off the ground and hover below the branch in front of the squirrel waiting for it to grab, and instead take desk jobs working at H. and R. Block. and then when i went to get my taxes done, there would be not humans sitting at the desks, instead, H & R Block would be filled with talking squirrels and when I told them that my tax situation was much the same as last years they'd have to look my old taxes up on the internet and it would start that routine of looking at me with it's eyes cut sideways real far... man does it make me mad when it does that, but what are you gonna do- everytime you tell somebody what it does it starts acting all normal and looking at you funny and rolling it's eyes in secret shared gestures with the person you were telling which if you are still at H & R Block is most likely to be a squirrel. _____________________ - So long to these forums, the vBulletin forums that used to be at forums.secondlife.com. I will miss them. I can be found on the web by searching for "SuezanneC Baskerville", or go to http://www.google.com/profiles/suezanne - http://lindenlab.tribe.net/ created on 11/19/03. Members: Ben, Catherine, Colin, Cory, Dan, Doug, Jim, Philip, Phoenix, Richard, Robin, and Ryan -
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	02-27-2005 05:32 ^^^THIS is your brain on the internet! _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
gene Poole "Foolish humans!" Join date: 16 Jun 2004 Posts: 324	02-27-2005 06:58 From: SuezanneC Baskerville ... and then when i went to get my taxes done, there would be not humans sitting at the desks, instead, H & R Block would be filled with talking squirrels and when I told them that my tax situation was much the same as last years they'd have to look my old taxes up on the internet and it would start that routine of looking at me with it's eyes cut sideways real far... man does it make me mad when it does that, but what are you gonna do- everytime you tell somebody what it does it starts acting all normal and looking at you funny and rolling it's eyes in secret shared gestures with the person you were telling which if you are still at H & R Block is most likely to be a squirrel. Oh, watch out! Squirrels are totally NOT cool about doing your taxes. I got some squirrels to do my returns last year because they had an offer to give me double the difference in cash if they made a mistake. But then later in the year, I got slapped with a late payment fine, and when I went to dispute it, I found out the squirrels had buried my T4 and other stuff in my neighbour's yard. I sent in the return, and it was filled out correctly, but now I owe back-taxes, with interest! I was going to bring this up with the squirrels because, to me, the interest represents a difference in the total cost, which the squirrels owe me double for, but when I tried to find them to discuss the matter, I discovered they'd skipped town with my money. Those scamming BASTARDS! I wonder how many other trusting consumers they burned with their slick tricks.
a lost user Join date: ? Posts: ?	02-27-2005 11:20 From: Tinker LaFollette Somebody told me that the Internet is just for weirdos and hippies. You're probably better off without it. Come on... everyone knows that the internet is all about the porn. What do wierdos and hippies have to do with that? me thinks a little um... sorry... nevermind. _____________________
a lost user Join date: ? Posts: ?	02-27-2005 11:23 From: SuezanneC Baskerville now the internet has started looked at me out the corner of it's eyes all the time and cutting them away real fast whenever i look at it. sometimes there's a sound of things running around on the roof and i know some people would say it was the squirrels but there's only so many squirrels around, and there's a lot of rooftops for them to cover. I'm putting my money on some of those skitter skitter sounds being the internet up there probably with its tongue stuck out, saying "Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah Nyah, look at me, I am so totally ubiquitious and you down there just sitting still in one place typing." That rules out the possiblity that it's squirrels cuz squirrels can't even say Nyah much less use big words like ubiquitous or at least they never do when people are listening cuz if they did people would start asking favors of em you know, asking for help interpreting the rules about deductions and offshore investments on form 1839-u and stuff like that and soon they would have to give up their carefree life of doing stuff like hanging upside down on the undersides of branches at a height that would even be lethal for them to fall from for no apparent reason at all cuz there is like no way that a walnut is gonna go flying up off the ground and hover below the branch in front of the squirrel waiting for it to grab, and instead take desk jobs working at H. and R. Block. and then when i went to get my taxes done, there would be not humans sitting at the desks, instead, H & R Block would be filled with talking squirrels and when I told them that my tax situation was much the same as last years they'd have to look my old taxes up on the internet and it would start that routine of looking at me with it's eyes cut sideways real far... man does it make me mad when it does that, but what are you gonna do- everytime you tell somebody what it does it starts acting all normal and looking at you funny and rolling it's eyes in secret shared gestures with the person you were telling which if you are still at H & R Block is most likely to be a squirrel. ^^^ The internet on speed^^^ _____________________
gene Poole "Foolish humans!" Join date: 16 Jun 2004 Posts: 324	02-27-2005 12:55 Speaking of squirrels and speed... http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm o/' Gonads and strife... o/'
Nolan Nash Frischer Frosch Join date: 15 May 2003 Posts: 7,141	02-27-2005 13:00 From: gene Poole Speaking of squirrels and speed... http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm o/' Gonads and strife... o/' LOL! Now that's what I call A Sunday funny! _____________________ “Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
SuezanneC Baskerville Forums Rock! Join date: 22 Dec 2003 Posts: 14,229	02-27-2005 13:16 i think i've seen the gonads in the sky numerous times in the Morris building area. _____________________ - So long to these forums, the vBulletin forums that used to be at forums.secondlife.com. I will miss them. I can be found on the web by searching for "SuezanneC Baskerville", or go to http://www.google.com/profiles/suezanne - http://lindenlab.tribe.net/ created on 11/19/03. Members: Ben, Catherine, Colin, Cory, Dan, Doug, Jim, Philip, Phoenix, Richard, Robin, and Ryan -
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	02-27-2005 13:50 The Internet burned my house and killed my pets _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
Lianne Marten Cheese Baron Join date: 6 May 2004 Posts: 2,192	02-27-2005 13:56 The internets killed my mother and raped my father. _____________________

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