Quotes From the President...

And now, A word from our President...

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have-he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."

"They misunderestimated me."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe-I believe what I believe is right."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."



What did he say...??<grin>

Hahahahaha, those are great, Maerl

And now, A few words from Spider:


"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."

This explains a lot about Americas current foreign affairs. "screw the treaties!"

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have-he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

The horse isnt the only one who's high

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."

*stares blankly*

"They misunderestimated me."

Don't you mean miscalculamated your edumication? idiot.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

and this explains a lot about Americas economy... *sighs*

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

Gee, I wonder what the presidents motivations are....

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

Do we really need to hear about Dubyas kinks?

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."

Obviously... somehow your ass got elected.

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe-I believe what I believe is right."

at least he believes in something.... even if none of us know what the hell it is

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

Dubya has never been a "small business", small business owners tend to be at *least* intelligent if not actually fully competent at SOMETHING.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

five words: "Running For President For Dummies"

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

Goodbye social security... *sigh* parting is such sweet sorrow, I would have liked to not be hungry and dependant when Im old... oh well, with this guy in office I may not live to be old.

"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."

My thoughts exactly. You dont have the cpacity we all want you to have and thusly I suspect hope is in the far distance if at all.

For the love of god America.... vote, please.

Damned Yankees! You gotta learn to speak redneck!
Ill translate for you *sigh*

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."

We wouldnt accept a treaty that wouldnt have been ratified in the first place, nor a treaty that made sense for our country but not the others involved.

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have-he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

You cant have your cake and eat it too. If you are going to claim you are on the the low road along with the people you represent, you had better get off of your High Horse.

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."

In ratio to the imporst we get from Canada, Mexico, and South America.

"They misunderestimated me."

They Underestimated me and Miscalculated.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

Thats clearly a Dawg, its got 4 legs, a tail, and barks. But is it MY dawg? No. So dont ask me if it bites. I wouldnt know.

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

The California crunch is a result of not enough power generating plants and then not enough [people in] power [with the resources] to power the plants [they have in the first place.]

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."

We dont believe its right for the planners and deciders to make the decisions on behalf of Americans, those decisions are best left up to the people who vote. When did you last contact your congressperson or senator?

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe-I believe what I believe is right."

I am the president and if I have my way about things, I will impose my will on America. This includes but is not limited to things I know, things I want, things I believe, and things I hope for.

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

These idiots cant see the light when it comes to the privatization of Social Security. Thay have always voted to maintain beurecratic control of it and want to maintain it as yet another bloated and failing federal program.



These are all easy guys... come on!
Knowing a little Redneck is always helpful when listening to your redneck representitives!

I can speak redneck, slackjaw, yokel and am fluent in several dialects of imbecile... I know what he meant.

The point is is that he is a slack jawed yokel redneck imbecile, who cant form a cohesive sentence. Even WITH script writers and an entire staff to cover his ass.

Again I shall reitterate... please america vote... please... anyone but this goober... a toaster possibly... or maybe even a clownfish or a paper cup... just not this guy.

Bush IS a paper cup. Cheny fills him up with whatever he wants, and when the press comes in, Cheny makes him spill it all out.

Im always amazed that there is always ONE that can put a spin on the republican dribble....could ya maybe cipher out dis here mess ...<red neck accent, not dont very well sorry>

"Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty." —George W. Bush, Fort Hood, Texas, April 11, 2004

"Earlier today, the Libyan government released Fathi Jahmi. She's a local government official who was imprisoned in 2002 for advocating free speech and democracy." —George W. Bush, citing Jahmi, who is a man, in a speech paying tribute to women reformers during International Women's Week, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2004

"The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens — she calls me, 'George W.' — 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway — she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen." —George W. Bush, Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004
"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear." —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004

"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004

"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war." —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves." —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been — some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started — but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"My views are one that speaks to freedom." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"My views are one that speaks to freedom Not for, not about.....but to... as spider so clearly put it folks, vote for a toaster...anyone but W

Don't blame me! I voted for Paper Cup!

Proves that he's human anyway.

Shows how pety folks are too. How about something a bit more thought provoking, or is the best you can do is make fun of someone's (common) public speaking mistakes.

Why's Bush suck so bad? Why should Americans vote for anyone else? How about a nice thought out report that actually might affect thinking people's votes. I sure wouldn't be swayed one way or the other if the only reason not to vote for someone was because they make mistakes when speaking. Of course it's easy to get some, if not many, to follow your ideals if you entertain, instead of educate. But what's that get the rest of us?

Boso

Edit: Omg I made a typo and said something I didn't mean to say. Damn I'm doomed

wow boso....wasnt thinking every post needed to be that serious..but ok..lets get serious....George Bush insists that his first term has been a success and that he should be elected in 2004 because he governs with a "steady hand."
Unfortunately, that "steady hand" has been picking our pockets, as his tax cuts shift the burden of financing the country increasingly to the middle class. And his "steady hand" on the tiller of government has given us lofty-sounding programs like "Clear Skies" "No Child Left Behind," and "Healthy Forests." But "clear skies" has allowed more pollution, NCLB has left plenty of children behind, and his forest program has allowed logging of ancient trees. Instead of peace and prosperity, George Bush gives us Orwellian doublespeak.
His "steady hand" on the economy has plunged us into debt and cost us two million jobs. Bush's "steady hand" has stiffed the UN and most of Europe, overthrown two or three governments (depending on how Haitii turns out) and irritated most of the world.

With lofty rhetoric and outright deception, George Bush has tried to cover up his failures, but we have been watching. We have the evidence.

His first day in office, George Bush began to reverse many of the economic, social, and international accomplishments of the Clinton years, dragging the government in small but constant increments to the right. Every day we found one more reason to lament the Florida election travesty, to appreciate even more the values of the previous administration, and ultimately to vote Bush out of office. It was immediately clear that he preferred corporations and their profits to the well being of the environment, and within months we found that he placed little value on women's rights, our hard-won respect in the world, or those unlucky enough to have been born poor. Eventually, we saw that he would consistently choose war over peace, that he was incapable of telling the complete truth, and that he had no skill whatever in managing our economy.

After three years, Bush's accomplishments make us shudder: our air is dirtier, our water is dirtier, our forests are thinner, our jobs are disappearing, our deficit is ballooning, education is more expensive, teachers are being laid off, the states are reeling from unfunded mandates, our young men and women are dying by the hundreds in unnecessary wars, we cannot buy a book without risking government spying, and the rich -- especially the very rich -- have stuffed their pockets with his largesse."


This is not about hate. I carry no personal animosity toward George Bush. Instead, it is about policy. Although matters of attitude and character are important and undoubtedly contribute to his decisions, it is not because of his character that we SHOULD call for his replacement. It is because of one bad decision after another, a three-year torrent of them, and the effects those decisions have had on our country, on all of us, Republicans, Democrats, Greens, Socialists, and Independents. All of us have suffered under George Bush, and we therefore should rededicate ourselves to his removal from office by someone with a positive vision and a strong commitment to planet earth and all its inhabitants, ...

Well, there you go boso >_>

and yet more...Head Start, the premier early childhood program for poor preschoolers, would be dismantled and sent to the states under the Bush administration's budget without the performance standards that are the core of the program's success. The administration's untested experiment gambles with the future of nearly 1 million children. Further, the FY 2004 funding for Head Start barely covers the cost of inflation.
health care services for low-income children will be jeopardized by the Bush administration's radical plan to merge the Children's Health Insurance Program (CHIP) and Medicaid into a new block grant. The plan will give states never before seen powers to scale back coverage of necessary health care for children and to impose substantial cost-sharing requirements on low-income families that could restrict their access to care, bush is waging war on our own children as well as children around the world.

Child care services for low income children would be frozen in place for another five years. While only one in seven children eligible for federal child care assistance currently gets it, this funding freeze will cause approximately 30,000 low income children to lose child care help in FY 2004. Further, the Bush administration's budget acknowledges it would drop at least 200,000 children from child care over the next five years. These cutbacks are on top of the 30,000 children who have been dropped from child care in FY 2003 as a result of the across-the-board cuts in federal spending for child care and other children's services.

No one expects George W. Bush to protect a woman's right to choose -- he's been explicitly anti-choice since 1994. One might think, however, he could at least commit to supporting the kind of sexual health information and contraceptive access that reduces the need for abortion. The administration and anti-choice hard-liners in Congress actively are attacking family planning and medically accurate sexual health education, which are proven ways to reduce the number of abortions and the spread of sexually transmitted infections, including HIV. This is but a part of a coordinated assault on women's rights, which began the day Bush took office and continues to gather steam. Ultimately, anti-choice politicians hope to stack U.S. courts with justices who will help them overturn Roe v. Wade -- but they're not waiting for that day to begin undermining the right to choose,joining Sudan, Libya and the Vatican, the White House is fighting to delete language requiring that women and adolescent girls have full access to affordable, quality reproductive health care, from the draft document for the UN Special Session on Children. The U.S. maintains this position despite the fact that reproductive health care is a proven way to reduce maternal and infant mortality, which all parties agree is crucial to improve the lives of children. I may make fun of the way the man talks, but in no way do i make fun of his policy towards his own people and the world itself, its no laughing manner,its dangerous, just ask one of the mothers of the 735 men and women in uniform that have died in iraq so george can have his own personal gas station...America is at an all time low with Mr. Bush at the wheel...< steps off soapbox>

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another"
-- George W. Bush, U.S. President