Flatty's walk home

Flathead was broke down by the side of the road. No matter how he tried to revive the old ratty flatty Harley, it wouldn’t fire up. But since he didn't live far away he decided that he would walk home and then just have one of his bro’s with a pickup truck help him get the bike home later.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He then stopped by the feed & livestock store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem… how to carry all of these purchases home??

The crafty store owner suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry
the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and then just carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks man!" Flatty said, and out the door he went.

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old kindly looking lady who told him
she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact Maam,’ I live at 1616 Mockingbird! Let's take the short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me and all of my kids have moved away. You are a rough looking biker,
How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?"
Flatty said, "Holy Shit lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"

The lady said: "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."