FR: ahem
KA: I think we should tell the Lindens, our minions, that we require them to put banner ads and popup ads for our content for sale
Evil Chase: maybe a newbie detector too?
KA: on newbie SL interfaces
AF: and by DICK I mean Detective of course
Evil Chase: KA, that's an excellent idea!
Evil Chase: of course, AF.... LOL
AF: sorry I couldnt sit on that girly chair
SG: Ah, yes! Generate revenue AND advertise our products, AND annoying those ass-hat Newbies!
Evil Chase: np, AF
Evil Chase: We'll have manly, virile chairs next time, I promise. LOL
AF: yea big wingchairs next to fireplaces LOL
SG: Fireplaces powered by newbies with matches!
Evil Chase: Well, we've already started talking about our last bullet point
AF: speaking of which, is w-hat in direct competition for power with FIC?
Evil Chase: We should see if we can cooperate with w-hat, but they aren't feted enough to be true allies.
KA: I think we need to invent a pointless and expensive trend and sell the newbs on it
Evil Chase: How do we increase the number of ugly billboards?
SG: Or the newbies themselves, there's always enough for firewood!
KA: or um, another one.
Evil Chase: KA, trends would be good!
KA: Let's convince them it's cool to wear a box on your head
AF: trends /me thinks to the movie Zoolander for references
SG: Increase the number of ugly billboards? How about we make fake ads for them and plaster them all over the place to get the newbies to buy fake products!
Evil Chase: a very expensive box
KA: and then sell them some bling-covered boxes for 2k each
AF: designer boxes
SG: Indeed!
AF: ohh yesss
SG: It'd be like a gold mine!
AF: with sparkle prims all over
Evil Chase: yes, KA... Our evil will spread far and wide!
Evil Chase: as will our profit!
SG: I'm afraid I shall need to attend to some...nagging problems. *goes off with a sword*
KA: Just need a couple of really feted avs to pose with Phil, all wearing boxes, and it's a go
Evil Chase: awww
KA: stick a few shots on the forum, yknow?
Evil Chase: We can do that, KA
AF: bah who needs to pose w/ Phil when u got photoshop LOL
FR: dont forget to get philip to wear a box too
KA: haha
AF: I am in some shots with him and some other lindens already hrmmmmm :: snickers evilly
SG: There.
GG: howdy
KA: Shhh. Slip up with talk like that in front of a newb, and they'll figure out that Phil is a FIC invention
AF: woot GG hey I saw yer pics in the sluniverse pics section the other day kickass outfits
GG: thx!
SG: Ah, yes...can't let them suspect the true nature of the P.H.I.L.
GG: oh, you mean my alt?
GG: lol
AF: lol
IS: shhh
SG: Mwhahahaa!
Evil Chase: GG, I thought u were Anshe... But you're Philip?
IS: she's both
IS: ?
Evil Chase: oh okay. My bad...
AF: nooo Torley version 1.0 is Phil I thought? ok I didnt get the memo
SG: It makes more sense for her to be Phillip, I see Anshe online.
AF: ohh SG... tsk tsk tsk you do know one of the secrets of the FIC is multiple logins heheehe
Evil Chase: I want you all to know that your efforts will help the select few rule over the rest of SL like gods!
GG: did I ever tell you about llDestroyWorld();?
SG: Hail to the Gods! We shall rule over all!
GG: we keep that around just in case
IS: llGodModel()
SG: Heh, an excellent fail-sale.
Evil Chase: I prefer llRebuildWorldInMyOwnImage() and llOppressTarget()
AF: is that an add-on library SG?
KA: lol
GG: lsl v2.3
Evil Chase: lol
SG: I'm rather partial to llFurryHaremforSG() myself.
AF: ooo u mean like llFloodLikeTheBible(void);
Evil Chase: "real soon now"
GG: havok 6
AF: yea we should update LL on those new notes haha
Evil Chase: I plan to post highlights of our BOD meeting on the forums
SG: Oh, I'm reminded...are we bribing Hamlet Linden enough to write glowing reports on us?
Evil Chase: Does anyone mind?
Evil Chase: SG, bribing Hamlet is a great idea
GG: he asked for an extra 50000000 $L this month
Evil Chase: GG, I more than that in my couch.
AF: do they have to glow? I mean can't they just kind of hum with electric potential?
SG: You mean he writes glowing articles about us WITHOUT US PAYING HIM?
IS: just give him a bottle of Jack... he's a boozer
SG: Where can we find more writers like that?!
Evil Chase: bribes are less for humming with electric potential
KA: Bribe him? We just let him out of his cubicle and inworld.
AF: yea never waste a particle fx when a cheap wav will do just as well
SG: What about the newer Lindens? Do you think they'll suspect?
KA: I mean, the Lindens are NOTHING without us, and they know it
IS: What about a room full of monkeys with typewriters?
KA: Grand idea
AF: Pathfinder is already in love with me
Evil Chase: nah. We'll easily pull the wool over their eyes! muwuhahaha!
SG: Excellent! Much cheaper than hiring decent programmers.
IS: Brilliant!
Evil Chase: monkeys with typewriters... in addition to bribing Hamlet or instead?
SG: And think of what we could do with the savings! We could buy and sell the entire grid!
IS: put Hamlet in a monkey suit
SG: Heh, brilliant!
GG: more cowbell!
AF: hell yea
IS: lol
KA: Let the monkeys do the typing, have Hamlet serve us drinks
SG: He already dallied as Hunter S. Thompson...
AF: ohh yea Taco has that dont he?
SG: Okay, Hamlet as our drink server...
Evil Chase: Okay SG...
Evil Chase: Our final bullet point tonight... How do we better spread evil and woe?
KA: Cupbearer is a slightly more dignified title
KA: We can threaten to demote him if he spills any.
AF: fly around in evil cubes of death in Cenobite costumes and steal souls?
SG: We hire EA employees to do the spreading and then blame EA for corporate espionage!
GG: we need to keep feeding Prokofy false leads
Bug: rehire haney
KA: Stop that, Bug
Evil Chase: AF, interesting idea... It would help some...
AF: ooooo
Evil Chase: false leads to Prokofy! Oh god we have to do that! He knows THE TRUTH!!!
IS: just look at him
AF: drop feted little piles of smelly poo in unoccupied sims?
Evil Chase: lol, Bug
AF: we could make deer trails for them to follow
KA: I think we should make sure that Prokofy has difficulty teleporting and flying to the new continent
SG: We could secretly bribe employees in There and TSO to cause chaos and distopia in their respective games...
KA: while being sure everyone else has no problems
KA: then we can tell him he's paranoid
Evil Chase: We can't let people know Prokofy knows THE TRUTH. The paranoia idea has merit.
AF: LOL let the rumors spread far and wide
Evil Chase: But are u sure he's not? That could foil the entire plan!
SG: Then once we bring all of the There and TSO people into SL, we sue EA for corporate espionage and buy out EA! We'd make billions!
AF: maybe we should get some Republican Bloggers in on this too?
KA: Sure he is, but we can make it worse
SG: Heh, I'm all the Republican Blogger you'll ever need!
AF:
GG: nahh, he's just making a name for himself
Evil Chase: And Foxnews? Can/will they help our evil schemes?
SG: Fox News? Putty in our hands.
Evil Chase: muwuhaha!
AF: hmmm yea as long as the Simpsons gets picked up for another season
KA: Sure, of course you've noticed a lot of avies inworld lately named "Fox"? ...
AF: ohh yessss
SG: Yes, among the furries it's popular.
Evil Chase: yes... true. and they aren't all furries... It must be Foxnews infiltrators! omg, a competitive evil that may exceed our own!
SG: That reminds me...perhaps there is something we could do to..."persuade" the furries to buy into the FIC more?
AF: hmmm play the Mafia agaisnt them?
SG: I've already begun the process of making them pay more...
GG: Bill O'Reiley is a secret girl furry
Evil Chase: lol, GG!
IS: Phase one: collect underpants. Phase three: Profit!
Evil Chase: What about the Boy Scouts and the Post Office? Is there anyway we can use them in our evil schemes?
Evil Chase: lol, IS!
SG: Oh, and when posting the log...perhaps a "disclaimer?"
SG: The Post Office can be used to send mass mailings of the SL trial!
KA: US postal service stamps with pics of particularly feted avies on em
SG: We'd send a copy of the SL trial to every Internet user in America...then trap them in high fees!
KA: Cubey with a plane, Aimee doing the Macarena with Phil, etc.
AF: we could get the Boy Scouts to distribute CD's to all their Nintendo/Playstation playing friends that demo's the killing aspects of SL to lure them in
Evil Chase: feted avie stamps...I Like it. Have our Linden minions arrange it!
GG: we should hold a Fete, and invite everyone from the forums except Prokofy
SG: And then...WHAM~!
GG: that would prove it
SG: Excellent idea GG!
Evil Chase: I thought about putting "everyone but Prokofy" in the event description... But it seemed wrong. It's far better for him to see our evil!
IS: What about Feted collectible cards?
GG: awesome
SG: Ah, excellent! Mandatory collector's cards!
AF: ooo collector cards
AF: BUT
Evil Chase: Iam... U know... We should do that for *real* it'd be hilarious!
GG: if you want land in Boardman, you must buy a card
KA: We need to start charging for those Linden bears
AF: I have a proposition for them
AF: wait wait
AF: for the cards
AF: we blank out ther persons avatar face just use a silhuette
IS: lol
AF: and then put code names under them and make people guess
GG: We could have different types:
Evil Chase: maybe just the eyes
AF: LOL yea
GG: land baron, script baron, content baron
Evil Chase: or on others, just the mouth
GG: with color codes
Evil Chase: Oppressor Extraordinary of Newbies?
SG: Perhaps also subliminal messages...
IS: lol
AF: what am I exactly? LOL Social Butterfly Baron?
AF: Music Baron?
GG: exactly
Evil Chase: sublims... we gotta have sublims!
GG: Social Baron - new exploitation type
Evil Chase: Music baron's good
Evil Chase: hi, TZ
TZ: SGy
AF: ohh damn here comes TZ our cover's blown! LOL
SG: Greetings, TZ.
GG: hi!
TZ: hello chase, hey AF!
TZ: lol
SG: Relax, AF...she's a friend of mine.
AF: hiya sweetness
KA: Hi, TZ
TZ: yeah i was outside listening to you guys lol
TZ: hey KA!
SG: She's fallen for my Feted-ness.
Bug: hiya
AF: yea I know hahaa remember we met at Crescent haha
Evil Chase: TZ, I'm glad u could join us for our evil planning session
TZ:
TZ: lol
GG: Torley's definitely a Social Baron, for instance
AF: so color codes ehh kinda like Dept of Homeland Security color codes for threat levels
SG: TZ's museum is a showcase of all the wonderful stuff created by the FIC...oh, and a few newbie trash heaps, to sate the newbies.
Evil Chase: true. His blog could help us spread evil and woe
TZ: lol
GG: also, Fuck You Hedonist
IS: Attention whore baron
AF: ohh yea definitely Torley is a weapon of mass distraction
Evil Chase: AF... Homeland Security color codes... We do need that
TZ: lmao
SG: How about Furry Baron?
Evil Chase: SG, definitely!
GG: but I think many of us fit into that description
KA: Torley is a secret Linden . . . well, several secret Lindens
Evil Chase: GG... LOL. definitely!
TZ: hmm.... I need to look for some horns in y inventory
GG: yeah, we need Furry Barons too
AF: I like, "Should be taken seriously, or is he just being sarcastic?" as a category for me
GG: like the Luskwood FICs
Evil Chase: yes, we do. but we'll need to figure out how to rate furries feted or not
SG: Yes, indeed!
SG: I recommend that we use popularity among furries as a criterion for Feted-ness.
KA: You rate the fetedness of a furry based on whether or not they had to pay for their av
SG: Even better idea!
TZ: ohhh
TZ: yes
AF: hmmm so horns is what? an indicator that they are a member of the FIC Adult Content Barons?
Evil Chase: yes, and we'll devise ruthless and arbitrary standards like for everything else
TZ: lmao
KA: lol
AF: ohh yes indeed
GG: and if they made their own, and other people buy it, then they get bonus feted points
Evil Chase: special FIC horns... that might work.
SG: For instance, only FIC people can wear custom AVs! All others can only wear shoddily-made "cookiecutter" AVs!
Evil Chase: cookiecutter... good idea... No slider tools except for the Feted
GG: yeah, custom horns are definitely a Mark of the Feted
AF: lol I dunno how well that would go over there might be riots at the telehubs
TZ: lol
Evil Chase: let them riot! they will only harm themselves! muwuhahahaha
SG: We'll add eject scripts to the telehubs then to keep them from gathering.
GG: omg
GG: telehubs that orbit people
Evil Chase: yes, no more than 3 newbies should be allowed in one place unless they pay for the privilege!
SG: And make the eject so strong that it crashes them!
KA: We limit which telehubs they are allowed to use
GG: let them fly
KA: and give the FIC point to point teleport
SG: Let them WALK!
SG: Only FICs can Fly!
TZ: lmao
KA: no, let them teleport to our stores
TZ: omg, you guys are taking over the world!
TZ: lol
SG: Ah, even better! And make them BUY their way out of the stores!
Evil Chase: yes, limited teleportation rights until and unless they become Feted
AF: hahaa no only the VR part at first
TZ: oh, i for real, in rl saw a linden street today
GG: all telehubs have sit-teleports to the nearest FIC store
Evil Chase: lol, Agatha. We need that!
KA: Good idea!
GG: we have a Linden Blvd near where I live
TZ: lol
SG: But wait...I don't own any land! I don't have a store built to foist my products on unsuspecting newbies!
TZ: great lindens are taking over r/l too
AF: I dont sell anything
TZ: oh SGy
AF: except mah bod
TZ: put one at my roadside land
RGX: sorry im late
AF: hey RGX
TZ: nothing is there
GG: well, Philip's secret plan is to destroy the RL economy
TZ: heya RGX
TZ:
Evil Chase: Hi, RGX. Glad u could join our evil.
SG: Heh, I told you TZ was a friend.
AF: aa yes make the world dependent on the $L
GG: so everyone will have to buy things with $L
RGX: so were pro billboard right
AF: yea what's evil without a crazed scripterati bunny!
KA: right
SG: Yes, very much so Racer!
GG: Anshe Chung will be appointed to the World Bank
Evil Chase: And UNICEF too, GG?
IS: I see potential with w-hats and billboards
SG: And what shall we do about OneSong?
RGX: good good i have one i like to park anywhere it fits
GG: We can put him in charge of Nevada
GG: or Amsterdam
Evil Chase: One Song? Was he permabanned? He was rude to a FIC member.
SG: We're the FIC. We can un-ban him...IF he proves useful to us.
GG: no, Darko for amsterdam
AF: nooo Darko gotta be in charge of Amsterdam
AF:
AF: GMTA
GG:
Evil Chase: yes, but only if it serves our evil ends!
GG: indeed
KA: I think the new Greeter program is great. Newbs should be required to have Greeters, whom they will obey
AF: he will be so stoned he wont knw the diff hehee
TZ: lmao
Evil Chase: KA, yes, they should be servants for the first few months as befits their social station. They should know their place!
GG: I want to be in charge of Space Weapons
Evil Chase: GG, you get space weapons then
GG: that throw Rocks at recalcitrant RL governments
KA: We should get them to buy pets that have channel 0 listeners
Evil Chase: Aren't they all recalitrant?
KA: so we can monitor in case of rebellion
Bug: muahaha
GG: or Super Slimes
Evil Chase: Yes, channel zero-only pets... Another great idea!
SG: How about the Endless Reproducing Fish?
IS: particle fish
Evil Chase: SG, to monitor newbies?
TZ: lol
SG: Yes...and to CONTROL them!
TZ: wow, lots of great ideas
KA: We need a new function llCheckFetedness
AF: Id prefer giant attacking mosquitoes from Darklife
Evil Chase: lol, KA
KA: so we can have scripts that only work for the feted
SG: With so many fish around, they'd be so lagged that they'd hardly move
SG: !
RGX: should make them up a welcome gift box is that what were on
AF: ohh god shoot that think!!
SG: Ack, NOW I need to take care of business...
SG: I'll be back in a bit.
Evil Chase: We should demand llCheckFetedness() from our Linden lackeys
TZ: yeah
TZ: pls do
GG: llFetedVehicleEngine();
IS: please post these to the Feature Requests forum
KA: Yeah, someone pull Cory off troubleshooting 1.6 and get him right on that
Evil Chase: I plan to post them to the feature requests forum
Evil Chase: It's far more humiliating for the unFeted if they know our plans and can do nothing to stop them! muwuhahaa
GG: ok, too much 12 yr old scotch. I need some water.
AF: can u all see me still?
KA: hehehe
TZ: lol
Evil Chase: yes, AF. I see u fine
TZ: yep arti i can
AF: RGX must not see me LOL
TZ: still the same old orange demon
Evil Chase: And your dark, glowing halo of evil
AF: ohh I have a giant halo somewhere
TZ: lol
TZ: horns suit you better arti
Evil Chase: Well, u know... This was fun. Evil can be a lot of fun.
AF: yea thats the idea
Bug: yay evil!
Evil Chase: And remember to spread evil and woe out there!
TZ: wow, this evil thing is kind of fun
Evil Chase: lol
Evil Chase: yup
IS: it's contagious
TZ: I see a new side of me coming out
AF: ok RGX thats the one I got off u
AF: I didnt see any script errors
Evil Chase: I've been evil for a long time. It's so stress-free.
Evil Chase: My health has greatly improved. So I extol the benefits of evil.
TZ: lol
IS: I'll drink to that
Evil Chase: Anyway, I want to thank you all for coming. This was a lot of fun.
Evil Chase: I move that we close out the evening
KA: Thanks for calling us together, O Evil One
TZ: yes, glad i crashed your meeting
AF: yea me gotta get back to bed and soon
Evil Chase: My honor, KA
TZ: lol
Evil Chase: Sleep like a baby now that you're Feted and Evil
AF: fighting some upper resp infection plaaaa
TZ: I have to go um...shop now
TZ: oh arti, sorry
KA: aw, bummer . . . get well soon
AF: lol so "Shop" is a codeword
TZ: its from all those kids
TZ: lol
Evil Chase: have fun shopping, TZ. And remember to spread evil and woe!
AF: yea dag blasted meddling kids
Bug: evil and woe!
TZ: lol, i will try
IS: cya folks
TZ: evil is a new thing for me
AF: evil and woe and yay and woah
IS: nice meeting you
TZ: but so many of my friends are here
TZ: you too
TZ: lol
IS: gonads and strife
AF: omg
IS: awesome!
IS: I need that clip
GG: weeeeeeee!
TZ: lol
Evil Chase: good meeting y'all. I think I'll get dinner, and be evil to my kitties.
TZ: cya all soon!
KA: Bye, Chase
GG: bye
Bug: byebye
