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New US superweapon?

Cyanide Leviathan
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04-02-2004 15:57
This link leads to a site with an article about a possible new, tank mounted weapon deployed by the US. If this thing does exist, thats pretty leet, and pretty scary

Frickin' laser(ish) beam!
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Corwin Weber
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04-02-2004 16:15
Sounds vaguely like the microwave weapon the military has been working on for some years now. Last I heard of it was a test.... not familiar with any deployments. It's part of the military's effort toward nonlethal weapons to make them more effective in police actions, as well as putting them on the market for civilian law enforcement.

Rense, by the way, is a complete nutcase that isn't taken seriously by anyone outside the tinfoil hat community.
Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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04-02-2004 16:20
Do you really consider that a reliable source? Everyone who was about to get their tin-foil hat on: take a look at the dude's site. He's a maniac. And do us all a favor and DO NOT SUBMIT IT TO FARK.
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Touche.
Jellin Pico
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04-02-2004 16:24
I didn't believe this at first, but out of curiosity I did a few searches on it. Seems it's true!! I was even able to find a picture of it. Yiles!
Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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04-02-2004 16:36
Its a real weapon! I saw it in use against Godzilla years ago. :D
Misnomer Jones
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04-02-2004 16:36
note the article was dated 2003
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Ananda Sandgrain
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04-02-2004 16:50
What happens when a new technology is tested in wartime? Paranoia and disbelief!

This however, does exist:

Pain Beam
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Dan Rhodes
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04-02-2004 17:11
From: someone
Originally posted by Ananda Sandgrain
What happens when a new technology is tested in wartime? Paranoia and disbelief!

This however, does exist:

Pain Beam


Wonder where I can get me a minature one of these .. keep it handy for that slow day office fun.
Cyanide Leviathan
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04-02-2004 18:14
From: someone
Originally posted by Ananda Sandgrain
What happens when a new technology is tested in wartime? Paranoia and disbelief!

This however, does exist:

Pain Beam


hmmm wonder how easily they could make that extremely lethal...?
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Cyanide Leviathan
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04-02-2004 20:23
looked some more, and from what this article and the first one says, i think that the weapon in the first article must be an ultra powered version of this, im not sure how hot it would have to be to flash boil all of the liquid in your body, but i think its very conceivable


another article
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Garoad Kuroda
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04-02-2004 23:21
Still sounds like fiction to me...

And Godzilla is exactly what I thought of when I saw that radio-telescope style weapon thingy!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Oz Spade
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Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,708
04-03-2004 01:01
New US Superweapon:

AOL + There = Theaol (pronounced they-aull)

They install it on the governments computers... and let both programs work their magic of AOL) Annoying to no end and There) Draining all the governments money resources.

If the country isn't left spouting phrases like "OMGWTAFLOWLO?!11?!" and penny-less then they bring in the Electro-Guns from Twisted Metal as seen in the articles posted above.
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Cyanide Leviathan
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04-03-2004 06:40
From: someone
Originally posted by Garoad Kuroda
Still sounds like fiction to me...

And Godzilla is exactly what I thought of when I saw that radio-telescope style weapon thingy!


The pic Jellin posted wasnt real, ive seen the same move with it, i forget what its from
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Teeny Leviathan
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04-03-2004 06:44
If such a weapon actually existed, Bush would have put it on TV a long time ago. He'd have it out on the White House lawn, taunting Saddam and Osama, and by the end of the press conference, he'd be dry humping it.:D
Darwin Appleby
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04-03-2004 08:52
Actually, the new U.S. Superweapon is:

Nordic Optical Telescope (NOT) + AOL + THERE = NOTAOLTHERE (not-all-there)
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Hikaru Yamamoto
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04-03-2004 09:43
Its all TRUE!!!!!! O.O

I looked it up and found this snapshot of the real thing!!!
OMG!!!!
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Garoad Kuroda
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04-03-2004 11:19
From: someone
Originally posted by Cyanide Leviathan
The pic Jellin posted wasnt real, ive seen the same move with it, i forget what its from


Oh, thought it was actually from a Godzilla movie.
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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Jellin Pico
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Join date: 3 Aug 2003
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04-03-2004 14:06
hehehe that pic was from 9 out of 10 godzilla movies LOL
Garoad Kuroda
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04-03-2004 19:52
Ah, I knew it...

Stop trying to confuse me people!
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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Oz Spade
ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,708
04-03-2004 23:47
It took many a brave men and women to get a screenshot of NOTAOLTHERE, but here it is...

Apparently they're cloneing Darwins also!
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