Money Tree Spinoff

Since there seem to be a lot of players recently complaining that there's no way to get ahead without any real world skills, and commenting about how much more fair it was in TSO, I've had a few ideas about how to address the issue inspired by the brilliant money tree...

The Chip Midnight Pizza Oven - this will be an attachment that looks like an easy-bake oven. When attached the user can't walk or fly, but stands in place doing a sort of pattycake animation. Every minute they'll say "I'm baking a pizza for Chip Midnight because he is teh coolest!" Every two minutes they'll earn $1

The Chip Midnight Worship Mat - these will be small prayer matts scattered around the yard of my house. Using the mat will cause the avatar to kneel and perform an "I'm not worthy" type animation aimed at my avatar wherever I am in the world. Every two minutes they'll earn $1

The Chip Midnight Home Toilet - placing one of these stylish commodes on your land and wearing the included attachment will cause your avatar to need to go potty every five minutes. Failure to reach the toilet in time will cause your avatar to wet itself and exclaim "I made a poopy!" while sitting on the toilet at the appropriate time will earn your avatar $2

The Chip Midnight Home Shower - Similar to the toilet, the home shower must be used every five minutes. Failure to use the shower in time will cause a swarm of flies to circle the avatar while yellow smoke streams from their armpits. A push effect will cause nearby avatars to move away rapidly. Successful use of the shower will remove the effects and pay $2

More to come!

Note: The preceding post was satire

I needed that, thanks, Chip.

As a side note, I always hated the pizza machine in TSO. I wasn't really familiar with it and the whole new language that people created to communicate while playing it, and would somehow always get stuck with the psycho bitches from hell who would yell at me a lot. It was very traumatic. You just retraumatized me Chip, thanks.

LOL. Just doing my part to help the community Cris

Can you make an animation for a newb to come clean off my computer screen ....fucking hilarious

Only when your client freezes at a stop sign.

hehe - I needed a laugh today.

Chip you are a cruel cruel man.

Lmao Lmao Lmao

I was thinking of making a Money Toilet. Little deposits form every few minutes, flush the toilet and you get the sum total of all the "deposits" in the toilet. To be used in Mature areas where a beautiful money "tree" is just too tame.

Hey Chip the beta testing for your Chip Midnight Toaster Oven is going ok except for a few things....

1 - If I forget to eat every 5 mins I fall over then Im logged out.

2 - sometimes it catches on fire and spreads to nearby prims, once I caught on fire, fell over and was logged out. Although the fires seem to be less and less the more I use it.

Also failing to clean it results in flies.

Not sure if these are intended features, but the "YAY! Toast!" exclaimation and sound are working beautifully.

Those are features intended to enhance the user experience

I would purchase this product.

I made a poopy

That reminds me. I forgot to add the disclaimer*

*clean underwear sold seperately

In Soviet Russia - script runs YOU!