Edit:
in the event you havent seen it: real ultimate power
my favorite part is the midi of Big Pimpin. Nice.
Francis tells me the news article is a spoof- k, good to know im still a SUCKER.
*runs off to giggle spastically*
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Nephilaine Protagonist
PixelSlinger
Join date: 22 Jul 2003
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04-16-2004 13:27
this kid ...wow...
Edit: in the event you havent seen it: real ultimate power my favorite part is the midi of Big Pimpin. Nice. Francis tells me the news article is a spoof- k, good to know im still a SUCKER. *runs off to giggle spastically* _____________________
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
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04-16-2004 13:57
YIKES!
 EDIT: The yikes was in response to the real website.. hehe _____________________
*hugs everyone*
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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OMG! I can't stop laughing!
04-16-2004 14:20
Has anyone taken the time to read the "Pump-Up" scripts?
*Tries to catch breath* *Wipes tears of laughter away* He said "Boner". HAHAHAHAHA!!!! _____________________
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
Join date: 19 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,020
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04-16-2004 14:25
Wait a minute, wait a minute! You mean to tell me the Real Ultimate Power website really is by a 10 year old? I always thought it was satirical.
Edit: Grrr. Missed Neph's edit. You have to admire his convictions. He's even willing to keep "spreading the truth about ninjas even if it means he'll have to pork more babes than is even possible. " __________________ If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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04-16-2004 16:36
I literally have a big question mark hovering over my head now. Dessert topping? Floor wax? You decide.
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Dan Rhodes
hehe
Join date: 5 Jul 2003
Posts: 268
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04-16-2004 16:46
Ninja Power!
 That site is awesome hahaha .. that midi just makes it even better.hahahaha oh god I'm gonna get in trouble at work for this one from laughing out loud. |
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Jim Bunderfeld
The Coder
Join date: 1 Mar 2004
Posts: 161
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04-17-2004 08:02
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). Who would have believed that was written by a ten year old????  |
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Bhodi Silverman
Jaron Lanier Groupie
Join date: 9 Sep 2003
Posts: 608
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04-17-2004 11:03
This is old news, but one of my favorites from the site where Neph got the "news story" about the kid...
CSO News _____________________
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Leonn Rubio
Rebmem Roines
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 113
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04-17-2004 21:58
I swear it's one great joke. It's just like Jeff K.
I've loved that site for a couple of years.I have to say that site is so awesome I crapped my pants about 10 times then sprouted a boner that kill one of my cats... so I ate it! |
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Purple Portocarrero
Registered User
Join date: 14 Nov 2003
Posts: 27
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04-19-2004 07:30
Originally posted by Teeny Leviathan I literally have a big question mark hovering over my head now. Dessert topping? Floor wax? You decide. I have that skit on an actual vinyl album somewhere. God bless the original cast of SNL _____________________
If you can't be good to yourself, please be good to others
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Remo Yossarian
Registered User
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 121
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04-19-2004 07:41
"irresponsible and dangerous portrayal of ninjas "
That is just weird... This censorship thing is getting way out of hand. If this isn't a joke... What a waste of tax dollars. They could have started some crazy social program like a "Pet Nursing Home" and staffed it for a year or two with the money they wasted on that stupid trial. At least the pet nursing home might have actually benefited the world by careing for a few old blind dogs with arthritis or a balding rabbit or two. |
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Tcoz Bach
Tyrell Victim
Join date: 10 Dec 2002
Posts: 973
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04-19-2004 09:38
This is the greatest website ever. It's been around for a long time. Back in the day when I was studying a rather obscure form of combat Jui Jitsu, we would look at this site and laugh so hard we couldn't stand up. There was one "ad" banner on the site though that I had no doubt would cause him trouble, it said, "so awesome, you'll punch your mom right in the face!".
The picture of his friend Mark "showing off" by screaming at somebody off camera while standing in a dumpster, still makes me laugh. This kid should get his own cable show. Hopefully he'll learn at least some degree of impulse control, like not to spit on the guy handing him his paycheck. _____________________
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Wednesday Grimm
Ex Libris
Join date: 9 Jan 2003
Posts: 934
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04-19-2004 10:32
Sweet Jeebus credlous people! Look at the URL! MSNBC does not host their stories off a .edu.
Furthermore, my friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Ninjas are awsome. _____________________
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
Join date: 19 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,020
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04-19-2004 11:01
I used to think Yellow Bamboo was real power but then I saw one of their videos where off-camera this totally sweet ninja was wailing on a guitar to make the guys fall over.
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