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Ultimate Secondlife peripheral device?

Unhygienix Gullwing
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03-05-2005 11:24
You know, for when you need to...
Zephria Zapata
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03-05-2005 11:38
From: Unhygienix Gullwing


LOL .. now that funny :D ... not reason to get up then ... Pee time any one .,.. just kidding
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Eggy Lippmann
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03-05-2005 12:11
No, this is the ultimate SL peripheral:
http://www.fu-fme.com/
Strangeweather Bomazi
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03-05-2005 13:07
From: Eggy Lippmann
No, this is the ultimate SL peripheral:
http://www.fu-fme.com/

It isn't even really a joke.

http://www.sinulator.com/
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Teeny Leviathan
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03-05-2005 13:53
From: Unhygienix Gullwing


Quote from the site:

You may be laughing now, but when the moment comes and you don't have one of these the joke is going to be on you! Great gift for those who can't hold their own. Perfect for LAN Parties.

Yeah, right in the middle of a HL2 deathmatch, dudes start whipping out their bidness to drain in a "proper" receptacle. Imagine the smell. Brings new meaning to the term "pissing match". :D
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Teeny Leviathan
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03-05-2005 14:10
From: Eggy Lippmann
No, this is the ultimate SL peripheral:
http://www.fu-fme.com/


I can almost see it...

A lone nerd is up late in his lab. He is working on his latest invention.

Nerd: That will teach her to rebuff me! Someday, I will show her! I'll show them all!

Nerd plugs device into computer.

Nerd: I will have the last laugh! They will wish they never dragged me into the ladies room and stole my pants...

Nerd boots computer. The splash screen of an obscure Linux distribution flashes onscreen.

Nerd: I don't need them! I don't need anyone!

Nerd's invention sputters to life, then backfires, then revs up to full power.

Nerd: Its alive! Alive, I say!

Nerd pulls down pants, and inserts his deal into his invention.

Nerd: Behold! The Prostetic Vagina! It feels completely natural, I think! Someday, this will replace women! The fools! They laughed at me, beat me up and stuffed me into lockers! Their no-good, Fuck You Hedonist boyfriends just stood by and watched!

Exactly 17 seconds later, Nerd ejaculates.

Nerd: Muhahahaha! I will rule the world! Sex with machines is now possible! People will pay to have sex, and I will control all sex on the planet! Take that, bookish 40 something librarian that rebuffed me! You had your chance. Tonight, I turn the tables!

Nerd continues mad scientist cackling..
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Osprey Therian
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03-05-2005 15:11
"Click to enlarge" rofl
Zuzi Martinez
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03-05-2005 15:17
i saw the internet urinal thing before but isn't that just a Motorman's Helper? those are ancient just ask any trucker. well the one's with slightly more money and taste and fewer beer bottles in reach i guess. :D

wow Eggy is that what they mean by plug and play?
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Huns Valen
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03-05-2005 15:41
why is there a link there that says "send us your action shots"
Athel Richelieu
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03-06-2005 01:22
From: Eggy Lippmann
No, this is the ultimate SL peripheral:
http://www.fu-fme.com/


Does the idea of sticking their piece into an computer peripheal seem a bit disturbing..what if there was an electrical malfunction *cough*
Jolene Jade
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03-06-2005 07:25
oh good god..... :rolleyes:
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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03-06-2005 08:12
Weren't there characters in some of Larry Niven's stories that would get addicted to having the pleasure centers of their brains directly stimulated electronically? Perhaps Eggy's link is an early step in that direction.

Also, the next logical step would be a portable one that you could wear while working and shopping and going to church ( :eek: ) and driving ( :eek: :eek: ) and such.
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FlipperPA Peregrine
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03-06-2005 10:04
Teledildonics is definitely a burgeoning industry... but here's what we REALLY need, to be able to play the fart game and such:

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/7.11/digiscent.html
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