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This game looks like - hell in a box!

Bhodi Silverman
Jaron Lanier Groupie
Join date: 9 Sep 2003
Posts: 608
06-02-2004 05:42
Okay, I just ran across a review of Singles - a new computer game that looks like, well, all the worst things about dating in one package! I guess its for those Sims addicted folks who wanted to do a bit more shagging, but it's just beyond me why anyone would buy this!

www.singles-thegame.com

They even quote this review on their website:

Loaded
Fantastic news for all emotional cripples and the tragically shagless - you've just got your own "life simulation".

WOW - someone should fire the marketing wonk!
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Shadow Weaver
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06-02-2004 07:16
LMAO...yeah I would have never put that reveiw up on there for my game. GHod that was harsh. LOL
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Shadow Weaver
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06-02-2004 07:20
Dang that looks like Poser Met the SIMS

Great Avatars...but I bet playability SUX.
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Grim Lupis
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Join date: 11 Jul 2003
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I like this one, myself...
06-02-2004 07:32
"If players forget to empty the bins or perform other menial household jobs then they don't to cop off at the end of the day. But if they do, then, bingo, it's nookie time"
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Scotty Everett
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Join date: 29 Apr 2004
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06-02-2004 08:48
Just a cheap rip off of the Sims. BAH!
Devyn Grimm
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Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 270
06-02-2004 11:10
I'm sure people will inevitably buy it because of the voyeuristic aspect and the added realism of nudity and sex beyond what the Sims does.

But jeez - could they be any more shameless about ripping off the Sims? The interface and even the website are a direct knock-off, just a bit uglier. I'm surprised Maxis / EA hasn't clamped down on this one.
Teeny Leviathan
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Join date: 20 May 2003
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06-02-2004 18:47
The Sims, minus the mosaic, the blanket and originality.
Nephilaine Protagonist
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06-04-2004 14:39
this guy is my favorite. He is oooooh so dark and mysteerrious, in that my-nose-itches kind of way ;)

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Teeny Leviathan
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06-04-2004 14:44
That interface looks too much like The Sims. Will Wright should head over to the offices of whoever created this clone, and personally administer a wedgie to everyone in sight.:D
Loki Pico
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Join date: 20 Jun 2003
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06-04-2004 14:54
This is a German game, I think its more geared to getting laid than it is earning skill points. I was going to give it a look just to see what it was about, but the manufacturer pulled the demo. It might still be offered at some sites, but if the manufacturer doesnt want it out there I dont need to see it.

*edit. I see they offer one hour free play. They pulled it from the site I get my demos. Im not interested enough to try it now that I had forgot about it previously. Has anyone played it? Impressions?
Christopher Omega
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06-04-2004 21:20
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Originally posted by Loki Pico
*edit. I see they offer one hour free play. They pulled it from the site I get my demos. Im not interested enough to try it now that I had forgot about it previously. Has anyone played it? Impressions?


I downloaded the 1-hour demo. Not worth it. 400+ Megs just to play for one hour. Thank gawd I have 1.5Mbps transfer speeds, or else the download would have taken longer then the time I was able to play.

It SCREAMS ripoff. The voices are almost identical to The Sims style, and it "feels" like its based off the same goofy engine.

I wasnt able to get the roomys to make out before the 1-hour was up though :p

The camera controls took awhile to get used to. You need to use the arrow keys as well as the mouse if you even remotely want to get a good view of anything.

What else do you want to know? :)
Aneiki Donovan
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Join date: 3 Jun 2004
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06-05-2004 20:09
Thanks for pointing this game out - will have to tell the girls at my website Girl-Gamer.com about this one, I'm sure they'll get a good laugh!!


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Ryen Jade
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Join date: 21 Jun 2003
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06-06-2004 20:50
OMG I found a disclaimer on this website. It reads-

From: someone
By purchasing this product you agree to give up any right and or oppertunity to get laid.


How true.
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