Piracy prompts early Christmas
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Torley Linden
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11-09-2004 01:48
Willow, you and I had a serious theological argument about this in recent memory. I would like you to consider the following article with deep thought so that you may contemplate the motivation behind your words. Piracy prompts early Christmas (Associated Press)
November 9, 2004
Citing Internet piracy and bootlegging as well as "rabid demand," Santa Claus announced Thursday that the overly commercial holiday, Christmas, will be celebrated today instead of the scheduled Dec. 25.
The move echoes the Easter Bunny's action on her last holiday, Easter '04, which was moved up a week to undercut extensive piracy on the Internet and the streets, not to mention competition with Jesus. Many gifts from this year's Christmas are already circulating on the Internet.
The holiday, which will come in a standard version and a "collector's edition" with special packaging and bonuses, is among the most anticipated celebrations of the year. Christmas '03 was an undisputed success, edging out Valentine's '69 in the cheese department, and stuffing sl00ts everywhere. |
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Willow Zander
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11-09-2004 01:52
Torley, My dear mad HYPER friend, when you dropped in on me last night i think i had an epiphany... We had some of the BEST chat ever... (ok thats a bit TOO much, but heck i had fun, i even managed to sl00t torley  ). But yes, i think you are right, Christmas MUST be moved forward, i was thinking... maybe next week, or no WAIT maybe even tomorrow... OMG yes tomorrow it MUST be... So drop EVERYTHING, and get down to your local shops and SHOP LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SHOPPED BEFORE. BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS NOW ON THE 10TH NOVEMBER. *panics, runs around in circles and and legs it to the shops*
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Torley Linden
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11-09-2004 03:29
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Willow Zander
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11-09-2004 03:30
obviously my lil crazy groupie... it is only US that shares this feeling... wanna be each others secret santa
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Dismay Wilde
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11-09-2004 03:32
O.o but i like christmas where it is LOL it fecks up my dad really bad cuz its also his bday and he gets spammed out of all those gifts cuz they all get labelled "happy birthday and merry christmas' ROFL <Mwahahahaha  |
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Willow Zander
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11-09-2004 03:33
HAHAHA its my bros RL bday on Xmas day and i always say sorry dude i ran outta bday paper so its all wrapped in xmas stuff.. muhahahahaha although my RL bday is on the 21st, as is my mums... so its SPAM city for our family 
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Dismay Wilde
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11-09-2004 03:36
aww thats gotta hurt hun.. mine is Jan. 23rd so..i kinda get shitted for presents too but meh.. lol i wont get much this year cuz my big present comes on the 30th..heh Dismay needs to run to woorrrkk... i'll be back in a few bours  *luvs and hugs* |
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Torley Linden
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11-09-2004 03:47
From: Willow Zander obviously my lil crazy groupie... it is only US that shares this feeling... wanna be each others secret santa Secret Santa? is that somethin' like Santas Anonymous? Or SA could also stand for Sl00ts Anonymous... WE JUST LUV TO GIVE! Receiving is nice but giving is better! (sometimes) LOL I have friends who lament having birthdays so close to Christmas, cuz stuff tends to get lumped in so they don't get as many prezzies |
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Willow Zander
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11-09-2004 03:48
I LOVE TO GIVE... you ALL know that....
<--- SWALLOWS ALSO
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Torley Linden
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11-09-2004 03:50
You: omg this is hotter than any aol chatroom ive been in before
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Willow Zander
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11-09-2004 03:56
LOL
pmsl... STOP i dont have my tena lady on me!
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Torley Linden
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11-09-2004 03:57
have you licked a kitty today?
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Willow Zander
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11-09-2004 04:01
no but i have licked marmite goo
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Torley Linden
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11-09-2004 04:05
do marmite and kitty go well together?
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Willow Zander
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11-09-2004 04:07
no but marmite and pussy do
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Dismay Wilde
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11-09-2004 07:02
hehehe woot |
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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11-09-2004 09:16
Ew...marmite *shivers* http://www.spurgeon.org/~phil/images/marmite.jpgbut, then again, people around here do eat chitterlings (chitlins')...blech! |
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Willow Zander
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11-10-2004 01:14
MERRY CHRISTMAS TORLEY!!!?!?!?!?!?!
My gift to you, i think i gave you last night *nudge nudge wink wink* RAAAAAAWR!
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