The SoIP protocol - mostly for techies :D

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Rootard Corporation
August 2003


Sex0r Over Internet Protocols (SoIP)


Status of this Memo


This document specifies an Internet standards track protocol for the
Internet community, and requests discussion and suggestions for
improvements. Please refer to the current edition of the "Internet
Official Protocol Standards" (STD 1) for the standardization state and
status of this protocol. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.


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PIMP Note

This paper describes techneex anyone can use for great packet sex0r.
Abstract Sex0r is the term generally used by some geeks online when
chatting amongst each other. It is used gratuitously amongst mainly men
who are seeking to bond with members of the opposite sex. It can also be
associated with the actions taken between former US President Bill
Clinton, and the fluff girl Monica Lewinsky.


1.0 Terminology


The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT",
"SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY" and "OPTIONAL" in this
document are to be interpreted as you wish to interpret them, however, the
way you do interpret them may alter the outcome of the message itself. Be
careful interpreting these words. (Especially under the influence of
marijuana, barbiturates, ecstacy, St. Ideas, Mickey's Hard Ale, Budweiser,
Bacardi, Cisco, Night Train, and Thunderbird)


1.1 Introduction


Sex0r over Internet Protocols should not need an introduction, however,
there are some who work much too long during the day and cannot par-
take in actions such as sex0r. Using SoIP, however, one need not fear
any longer for we will attempt to remedy this problem from the ground
floor up.


1.2 Overview of SoIP

SoIP are characterized by the following resources:

Pictures

Pictures provide a great source of relief for users who have been
at their desks all day, writing documents, typing in commands
such as "find . |grep "*pr0n*" " and other daily tasks that fall into
this category. Pictures however, will never replace the human,
and can only offer slight, temporary fantasy.

Chix

Chix generally are misunderstood, and often men online (most of these
being hardcore geeks rather), will never come close to how should we
define... `which touch` $CHIX any of the top tier Chix.

Brewski

Something typically consumed in order to interact with the other
resources being identified. This should often be consumed with
moderation, however, feel free to use this resource as much as
possible.

Choices for this resource are rather enormous, and we can only
provide you with our favorites, but that will only bias someone's
opinion. We suggest trying them all you find one that suits you
well enough to use the Chix resource.


Geekwear

Pencil pouches can never be used to access resources such as Chix, nor
should any clothes which are older than 1 year. We suggest chucking any
Monty Python t-shirts, Converse, anything *NIX*, any vendor gifts such as
those t-shirts that Cisco sent you because you purchased _X_Amount of
their products.


Underclothes are equally important so be sure you have not worn those
Battlestar Galactica underoos from grad school. Equal weight must be given
to the cleanliness, which means if you have any skid marks, it is time to
get up from your SunBlade workstation, and head to your nearest store to
upgrade.


2.1 SoIP sources:


Camsource

Camsource is simply a "webcam resource". We were too lazy to type the
entire term so we shortened it. Camsource is your friend, and it can be
used for SoIP, we suggest that you turn down the lights first, in case
your neighbors just happen to be peeping toms, or if you are like me, you
have federal agents who visit you every here and there to ensure you are
not using your telekinetic hax0ring skills for fun or profit.


GODS

GODS is one of our pimped acronyms, and we are actually thinking about
registering this trademark. GODS is short for Geek Online Dating Services.
This source should never be used as it simply uses bandwidth, money, and
makes no guarantee of the Terms of Service one should expect regarding
SoIP.

However, should one care to use this source for SoIP we suggest thoroughly
checking the provider to ensure the highest quality of action.


BuGS

BuGS is short for Bullshit Geek Style, and MUST be used extensively to
access resources such as CHIX. There are no standards set for BuGS,
although we recommend that everyone practice their Bullshit by bragging
about Public Key Trace and Revoke Scheme Secure against Adaptive Chosen
Ciphertext Attack and what it means to you and the company your implementing
this for.


Doing so securely places the necessary parameters in order for GoDS using
Camsource and Geekwear as long as other sources are in order.


3.1 Implementations over UNIX


SoIP can be used in conjuction with the following: touch, put, fsck, mv,
while, finger, man, more, less, head, tail, talk, nice, kill, which, who,
whoami, date, echo, ckdate, dump, expr, factor, false, face, fasthalt,
groups, look, on, make, sag, sleep, shutdown, users, whatis whereis

Legacy applications will not be suppported.


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