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Sean Rutherford

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Join date: 25 Oct 2003

Posts: 88

11-17-2003 10:35

If someone's forum post and/or signature makes you laugh...not something that is just kinda funny...I'm talking makes you laugh outloud to where your office-mates look at you funny....

POST IT HERE. ^_^

Here are a few that made me laugh today. ^_^
POSTS:

/120/9c/6815/1.html

From: someone

Originally posted by Devlin Gallant
What is da matter wit youse guys? I fer one didn't have no problem understandin' dis gent one dang bit. I tought he was very eloquent-like, see? We need more folks what can communicates on such a high type level as dis. So, don't youse guys be givin' dis gent no foither problems, see? Or, youse may find yerself in da presents of a little yeller Amish alien Mob Boss wearing some fashionable cement footware, while I tells youse goodbye, and how nice it waz knowing you like. Capish?

SIGNATURES:

From: someone

Originally posted by Eddie Escher
...apparently 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population here...

From: someone

Originally posted by Wednesday Grimm
Wednesday: I'm from computer programming where they teach us to do things in the laziest way possible
Catherine: Well, I'm from the street where they teach us to CUT YOU UP!

hehe....some of you SL'ers crack me up.

^_^ Have a good on all.

-sean

Sinclair Valen

The One who Was

Join date: 1 May 2003

Posts: 360

11-17-2003 10:56

This qualified... I was rolling in the aisle...

From the "Eggs" topic in General Discussion - Off Topic:

From: someone

Originally posted by Candie Apple
I've had Egg Beaters next to an egg on my desk for about 3 weeks now. The Egg Beaters *still* haven't made the slightest attempt to beat the egg.

I used masking tape to hold the egg down. It fought admirably. Its little screams were a bit hard to take at first, but now it's just whimpering a bit from time to time. Come to think of it, it hasn't even whimpered for a few days...

*pokes egg with pencil* hmm...

Candie

"I love the smell of eggs frying in the morning... It smells like victory."

=SV

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SL Fiction:: "HIPPOS: Gnomecrusher's Legacy"

In a world of Second Life, Stomp, Maw and Wallow are three young hippos.
Seeking to avenge their lost father, they soon discover a threat to all Avatars.

(2006-0

Unforgotten. Please stand by.

Artemis Fate

I'm a big stupid-face.

Join date: 24 Oct 2003

Posts: 746

11-17-2003 13:11

This wasnt done by an SL resident, but it's worth mentioning if you want funny posts:
The Horror of the Blimps

Funniest post on a message board i've probably ever read.

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"Stand tall and Shake the heavens" -Xenogears

Hikaru Yamamoto

Oldbie

Join date: 10 Mar 2003

Posts: 895

11-17-2003 13:23

people from There have quite an imagination.....................

Quote (Ava @ Nov. 12 2003, 1:15 am)
When There is down, I sit in a dark corner in my cold, musty house and cry, "Why, God? WHY?" until He answers that the mole on my ass is really an alien trying to break free of its prison inside me. So I put my hand down my underwear and lightly circle the undulating mole under my calloused finger pad. It responds! I continue rubbing the mole and rubbing it and caressing it until all movement ceases. Shhh...the alien is asleep, I think to myself. I can't rock anymore or I'll awaken him. So I stand up, wobbly, as There has been down for a few hours by now, and go to the kitchen for a baked potato. Aliens like baked potatoes. All we have is Mountain Dew, so I open the bottle which doesn't release its refreshing "ffffffffffffft" up my nose. "Crap!" I cry, "It's flat!" Well, that does it. The alien wakes up and the mole on my butt begins rocking about. I don't think I can appease him this time. So I go for my beak-nosed Tupperware Chef Series knife and head to the bathroom. The mildew blinds me temporarily until I become adjusted to the stench of the creeping black life along the tiles in my shower. I turn around so I can see my butt in the medicine cabinet mirror. Damn! It's too high up! I go back into the kitchen. The alien quiets down. He knows we're in the kitchen and by now, he really wants a baked potato. I'm sorry, little guy, I console. Whoa....he's more ticked than I gave him credit for. I grab the stepstool and run back to the bathroom. Standing on the stool, I am able to see my butt. The alien really wants his freedom post haste. I take my beak nosed knife and run the tip around the perimeter of the mole. Tiny droplets of blood thinly line the knife. I run the tip around the mole again but....AAAACHOOOO! The mildew made me sneeze and I poked the center of the mole and stabbed the alien to death.

I think I do pretty much the same thing as everyone else when There is down.

Sean Rutherford

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Join date: 25 Oct 2003

Posts: 88

11-17-2003 13:54

From: someone

Originally posted by Artemis Fate
This wasnt done by an SL resident, but it's worth mentioning if you want funny posts:
The Horror of the Blimps

Funniest post on a message board i've probably ever read.

OMG....crying...thats all i can say. Its a good thing my office has a door.

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

11-17-2003 18:02

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Down below

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Touche.

Sean Rutherford

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Join date: 25 Oct 2003

Posts: 88

11-19-2003 13:31

Taken from:
/13/65/6927/1.html#post51820

From: someone

Originally posted by Tiger Crossing
object object object object object object object
object object object object object object object
object object mushroom mushroom object object
object object object object object object object
object object object object object object object ...

From: someone

Originally posted by Catherine Omega
"snake snake, it's a snake!"

LO-freak'n-L

For those of you who have not been tormented, er I mean had the priviledge of witnessing the following...here it is:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/

-sean
www.axceron.com/sl

Sean Rutherford

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Join date: 25 Oct 2003

Posts: 88

11-24-2003 13:28

Originally from this thread...
/120/4c/7066/1.html

From: someone

Originally posted by Stewart Fallingbridge
Hey Nim, hope to see ya around some time... I got some great shirts I would love to.... AHH *RUNS*

LOL ^_^

Sean Rutherford

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Join date: 25 Oct 2003

Posts: 88

12-05-2003 09:07

/120/b2/7321/1.html#post55362

From: someone

Originally posted by Siggy Romulus
SL is like peeing yourself while wearing dark trousers.

You get a nice warm feeling, but noone else around you knows what's going on.

Siggy.

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Sean Rutherford ^_^ Join date: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 88	11-17-2003 10:35 If someone's forum post and/or signature makes you laugh...not something that is just kinda funny...I'm talking makes you laugh outloud to where your office-mates look at you funny.... POST IT HERE. ^_^ Here are a few that made me laugh today. ^_^ POSTS: /120/9c/6815/1.html From: someone Originally posted by Devlin Gallant What is da matter wit youse guys? I fer one didn't have no problem understandin' dis gent one dang bit. I tought he was very eloquent-like, see? We need more folks what can communicates on such a high type level as dis. So, don't youse guys be givin' dis gent no foither problems, see? Or, youse may find yerself in da presents of a little yeller Amish alien Mob Boss wearing some fashionable cement footware, while I tells youse goodbye, and how nice it waz knowing you like. Capish? SIGNATURES: From: someone Originally posted by Eddie Escher ...apparently 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population here... From: someone Originally posted by Wednesday Grimm Wednesday: I'm from computer programming where they teach us to do things in the laziest way possible Catherine: Well, I'm from the street where they teach us to CUT YOU UP! hehe....some of you SL'ers crack me up. ^_^ Have a good on all. -sean
Sinclair Valen The One who Was Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 360	11-17-2003 10:56 This qualified... I was rolling in the aisle... From the "Eggs" topic in General Discussion - Off Topic: From: someone Originally posted by Candie Apple I've had Egg Beaters next to an egg on my desk for about 3 weeks now. The Egg Beaters still haven't made the slightest attempt to beat the egg. I used masking tape to hold the egg down. It fought admirably. Its little screams were a bit hard to take at first, but now it's just whimpering a bit from time to time. Come to think of it, it hasn't even whimpered for a few days... pokes egg with pencil hmm... Candie "I love the smell of eggs frying in the morning... It smells like victory." =SV _____________________ * - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - * SL Fiction:: "HIPPOS: Gnomecrusher's Legacy" In a world of Second Life, Stomp, Maw and Wallow are three young hippos. Seeking to avenge their lost father, they soon discover a threat to all Avatars. (2006-0 Unforgotten. Please stand by.
Artemis Fate I'm a big stupid-face. Join date: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 746	11-17-2003 13:11 This wasnt done by an SL resident, but it's worth mentioning if you want funny posts: The Horror of the Blimps Funniest post on a message board i've probably ever read. _____________________ Ko Industries, unique clothes for the unique woman: Ko Industries: Nexus Prime Gibson (main) store "Be still like a mountain, and flow like a great river" -Lao Tse "Deus Ex Machina" "Dom Ars Est Vita Est" "Stand tall and Shake the heavens" -Xenogears
Hikaru Yamamoto Oldbie Join date: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 895	11-17-2003 13:23 people from There have quite an imagination..................... Quote (Ava @ Nov. 12 2003, 1:15 am) When There is down, I sit in a dark corner in my cold, musty house and cry, "Why, God? WHY?" until He answers that the mole on my ass is really an alien trying to break free of its prison inside me. So I put my hand down my underwear and lightly circle the undulating mole under my calloused finger pad. It responds! I continue rubbing the mole and rubbing it and caressing it until all movement ceases. Shhh...the alien is asleep, I think to myself. I can't rock anymore or I'll awaken him. So I stand up, wobbly, as There has been down for a few hours by now, and go to the kitchen for a baked potato. Aliens like baked potatoes. All we have is Mountain Dew, so I open the bottle which doesn't release its refreshing "ffffffffffffft" up my nose. "Crap!" I cry, "It's flat!" Well, that does it. The alien wakes up and the mole on my butt begins rocking about. I don't think I can appease him this time. So I go for my beak-nosed Tupperware Chef Series knife and head to the bathroom. The mildew blinds me temporarily until I become adjusted to the stench of the creeping black life along the tiles in my shower. I turn around so I can see my butt in the medicine cabinet mirror. Damn! It's too high up! I go back into the kitchen. The alien quiets down. He knows we're in the kitchen and by now, he really wants a baked potato. I'm sorry, little guy, I console. Whoa....he's more ticked than I gave him credit for. I grab the stepstool and run back to the bathroom. Standing on the stool, I am able to see my butt. The alien really wants his freedom post haste. I take my beak nosed knife and run the tip around the perimeter of the mole. Tiny droplets of blood thinly line the knife. I run the tip around the mole again but....AAAACHOOOO! The mildew made me sneeze and I poked the center of the mole and stabbed the alien to death. I think I do pretty much the same thing as everyone else when There is down.
Sean Rutherford ^_^ Join date: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 88	11-17-2003 13:54 From: someone Originally posted by Artemis Fate This wasnt done by an SL resident, but it's worth mentioning if you want funny posts: The Horror of the Blimps Funniest post on a message board i've probably ever read. OMG....crying...thats all i can say. Its a good thing my office has a door. ^_^
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	11-17-2003 18:02 \| \| \| Down below _____________________ Touche.
Sean Rutherford ^_^ Join date: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 88	11-19-2003 13:31 Taken from: /13/65/6927/1.html#post51820 From: someone Originally posted by Tiger Crossing object object object object object object object object object object object object object object object object mushroom mushroom object object object object object object object object object object object object object object object object ... From: someone Originally posted by Catherine Omega "snake snake, it's a snake!" LO-freak'n-L For those of you who have not been tormented, er I mean had the priviledge of witnessing the following...here it is: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/ -sean www.axceron.com/sl
Sean Rutherford ^_^ Join date: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 88	11-24-2003 13:28 Originally from this thread... /120/4c/7066/1.html From: someone Originally posted by Stewart Fallingbridge Hey Nim, hope to see ya around some time... I got some great shirts I would love to.... AHH RUNS LOL ^_^
Sean Rutherford ^_^ Join date: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 88	12-05-2003 09:07 /120/b2/7321/1.html#post55362 From: someone Originally posted by Siggy Romulus SL is like peeing yourself while wearing dark trousers. You get a nice warm feeling, but noone else around you knows what's going on. Siggy. ^_^