<insert name> has given you inventory...be afraid

As it is some ungodly hour of the morning and I can't sleep I had to add to the deep and insightful threads on the forums by starting this thread.

Name those people who pass you inventory that you open with extreme care... perhaps extending to wearing hazmat gear, calling in the bomb squad, or at least opening it in PRIVATE.

Ferran Brodsky - creator of so many wrong objects, animations, and scripted items.

Gen Grace - items she passes you should be carefully examined for teeth. Her favorite phrase "I'm gonna eat you"

Siggy Romulous - another reason for rezzing inventory items in a remote location, perhaps while wearing asbestos panties.

FlipperPA Perrigrine - let me just say "ass" and "fart". The message Flipper has offered you a hug should strike fear into your heart.

Add your own culprits to this list of WRONGNESS.

Surreal

I am simply blown away after reading this thread in it's entirety.

Indeed all the ones you mentioned Surreal.

Fleabite Beach - rezzeing a tree gift from Flea has its dangers.

I 2nd that one. I ALWAYS IM Flea to check that a gift is PG safe before ressing it

Ferran Brodsky and her partner Gen Grace are seeking candidates to see just how many things you can fit into your Inventory until it explodes.

I've learned NOT to test out or rezz anything with a mostly harmless name because more often than not the less intimadating the title of inventory the more bizarre and wholly inapropriate it is.

But all in all thats why we love ferran.

OMG yes... Flea's trees almost wiped out our sim's prim count!!

It is the twisted, demented, and bizarrely creative that make SL.

Surreal

IM INNOCENT!

no, really. Stop laughing.

Oooh and it really was a sexy sexy skin. To another zombie maybe. And the sheep were mostly harmless. And it was just a snowman. And, admit it the exploding Flipper rezzer was adorable. Oh, that flashing neon HOT SEX sign on your shop was also very asthetically pleasing....

can't we all just get along? Awww, let me give you a hug.... =D

The Hot Sex sign led to a dozen questions on where people can buy genetalia.
The sheep are longing for David.
I filled Vicki's hole with flip rezzers much to flips disdain.
the sexy skin made me look like a washed up hollywooder who had spent too many years in the sun on a starvation diet or a zombie. who can tell the difference?

Yah... rezzing a dozen of them is even more dangerous! Especially when they don't appear yet due to asset server probs! :|