In Soviet Russia... In SecondLife
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Jacqueline Richelieu
SL Resident Economist
Join date: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 260
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01-27-2005 08:19
We need a little humor on this board, so here's my lame attempt to make you laugh: In Soviet Russia, land belongs to the government and is administered by party officials for the good of the Russian people. In SecondLife, land is owned by the Lindens and administered by the Land Barrons for the good of the SecondLife avatars.  |
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Jacqueline Richelieu
SL Resident Economist
Join date: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 260
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01-27-2005 08:22
In Soviet Russia, you never know who might be a KGB agent.
In SecondLife, you never know whose female av might be a RL man.
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Jacqueline Richelieu
SL Resident Economist
Join date: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 260
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01-27-2005 08:25
In Soviet Russia, speculation is a capital offense.
In SecondLife, one must speculate as to what offenses are capital.
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Jacqueline Richelieu
SL Resident Economist
Join date: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 260
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01-27-2005 08:31
In Soviet Russia, potatoes and vodka are staples of life.
In SecondLife, griefers and sex balls are staples of life.
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Reitsuki Kojima
Witchhunter
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,328
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01-27-2005 08:32
In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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01-27-2005 08:43
From: Jacqueline Richelieu In Soviet Russia, potatoes and vodka are staples of life.
In SecondLife, griefers and sex balls are staples of life. I'll take the spuds and vodka any time...
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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01-27-2005 08:48
In capeetaleest peeg Amereeka da, are needink dollars to buyink ze vodka, da? hahaha
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Hokuto Gorham
Registered User
Join date: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 95
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01-27-2005 08:57
From: Jacqueline Richelieu We need a little humor on this board, so here's my lame attempt to make you laugh: In Soviet Russia, land belongs to the government and is administered by party officials for the good of the Russian people. In SecondLife, land is owned by the Lindens and administered by the Land Barrons for the good of the SecondLife avatars. eh ehhe eh e you may have a point there  |
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Blueman Steele
Registered User
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,038
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Capitalist Pigs!
01-27-2005 08:57
In Soviet Russia... gesture salutes you!
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Jacqueline Richelieu
SL Resident Economist
Join date: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 260
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01-27-2005 11:02
In Soviet Russia, Land Barrons will swing from signs!!
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Jacqueline Richelieu
SL Resident Economist
Join date: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 260
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01-27-2005 11:04
In SecondLife, you dance to the beat at a club.
In Soviet Russia, the club beats you at the dance!
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
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01-27-2005 11:43
In Second Life you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia the party always finds you.
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Zuzi Martinez
goth dachshund
Join date: 4 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,860
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01-27-2005 11:57
in Second Life men use avs to be able to look like the women.
in Soviet Russia men use vodka to be able to look at the women.
In Soviet Russia they shoot dogs into space with rockets.
In Second Life space-dogs shoot you with rockets in the sand box.
what a country!
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Hobonicus Engel
Uncouth Vagrant
Join date: 6 Nov 2004
Posts: 136
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01-27-2005 13:54
In Second Life, you can create a wonderful replica of a GAZ-24 Volga, only to have it fly through the ground when you cross a sim border.
In Soviet Russia, you'd be lucky to make it that far in your Volga.
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Kayin Zugzwang
A Superior Grouch
Join date: 7 Jun 2004
Posts: 269
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01-27-2005 14:01
From: Ulrika Zugzwang In Second Life you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia the party always finds you. Way to rip off my rip off. |
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Wall Street
Mr. Warm Fuzzy
Join date: 20 Aug 2004
Posts: 312
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01-28-2005 06:44
In Soviet Russia, insurgents are put to death.
In Secondlife, insurgents are permabanned.
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Long Live Good King Phillip I
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