You know your a newbie when........
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Jolene Jade
JOJO THE GREAT
Join date: 12 Aug 2003
Posts: 459
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06-20-2004 14:33
 ...lol...this is to giggle it up on some all too renound newbie classic actions......I had posted to Tinas thread....so give it up.....to know the answers you had to be a newbie once too....haha You know your a newbie when..... Your whole av is one big giant flag...and you also included your hair. |
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
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06-20-2004 15:37
You know you're a newbie when ...
... The new shirt you bought is a box on your head.
... You try to buy the statue next to you only to find out it's an avatar.
... When asked for a ride, you sit on the driver's nose.
... You chase after some pretty particles in front of the shooting range.
... When in a club, you make a beeline for the two greendots in the corner of your map.
... You don't think being nakie from the waist down is unappropriate, even when everyone else is fully clothed.
... You buy some attachments for yourself, and forget about it. Yet, they're sticking out from your shorts.
... You test out a "LickMyLollipop" animation in the middle of a Thinker's debate.
... When exploring, you see your friend, fly towards him, and slam into glass.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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You know you are a newbie...
06-20-2004 16:16
...when you decide to wear a cabin on your head, because *ha ha* no one has ever thought of THIS before!
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Jolene Jade
JOJO THE GREAT
Join date: 12 Aug 2003
Posts: 459
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06-20-2004 16:20
You know your a newbie when ........
you unlink a 30 prim scripted object...and find yourself calling the maker to ask how to put it back.
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
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You're a newbie when ...
06-20-2004 17:11
... You teleport into a sim with your video settings so high that 5 people crash from the lag you've "created."
... You spend 10 minutes, looking for yourself after hopping on that free jet you got in the Welcome Area.
... In your search, you realise the rock you've passed the camera over a dozen times, is actually your ass.
... Opening and closing doors is fascinating.
... Your most graceful landing yet is splattering spread eagle on top of a Linden's head.
... In every mature area, you think you're either going to A) Be locked in a cage, B) Offered an indecent but curiously sexual proposal, C) Die, or D) All of the above and all at the same time.
edited first statement, but who really cares about what I type.
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Catherine Omega
Geometry Ninja
Join date: 10 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,053
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Re: You're a newbie when ...
06-20-2004 17:25
From: someone Originally posted by Lash Xevious
... You teleport into a sim with video settings so high, 5 people crash around you. *Sorry, guys* Er, what? |
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Sensual Casanova
Spoiled Brat
Join date: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 4,807
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06-20-2004 17:26
you know you are a newbie when you lose your genitals on the beach and wonder why they're not working... you then have to contact the maker and tell him you bought a defective vagina... the creator then tps you in and come to find out you are not even wearing them... the next day you get an email saying your "vagina" has been returned to you!
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Otacon Falcone
Member
Join date: 10 May 2004
Posts: 25
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06-20-2004 18:49
You know you're a newbie when you go up to every single girl (or person remotely resembling one) and ask them if they want a good time.
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Bhodi Silverman
Jaron Lanier Groupie
Join date: 9 Sep 2003
Posts: 608
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06-20-2004 19:10
You know you're a newbie when:
- You don't have a single complaint about customer service.
- Your inventory is so uncluttered you can actually FIND stuff.
- You think your push gun is the best way to make friends and influence people.
- You still belong to the Cub Elite group you got roped into joining in your first fifteen minutes!
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Julia Curie
Senior Member
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 298
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06-20-2004 19:12
LoL
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Sensual Casanova
Spoiled Brat
Join date: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 4,807
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06-20-2004 20:19
From: someone Originally posted by Bhodi Silverman
- You still belong to the Cub Elite group you got roped into joining in your first fifteen minutes! aww not nice.... I have no problem with the people from Club Elite, they were good to me... but I know exactly what ya mean... |
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Kasandra Morgan
Self-Declared Goddess
Join date: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 639
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06-21-2004 02:41
When all your windows disappear when all you did was wallpaper your house!
You want particles to come from your body for no apparent reason.
You post about how you would like a small plot near the ocean in the middle of a thread about religion, racism, av sex, homosexuality and sucide.
You buy a 2 cube coffeetable for 50 bucks and wonder how they made the top part look like glass!
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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You know your a newbie when...
06-21-2004 09:42
A very angry person is pounding on your door in the middle of the night because the "pre-fab" house you were positioning that you thought vanished due to a bug in the program (but really vanished due to your ignorance of positioning) landed in her back yard and she can't build anything. --- I'm really, really, really sorry about that!!!  Please consider this a blanket apology to anyone that I've offended though ignorance. Yes - I have worn a box on my head (but not a cabin, though I did see someone wearing a car). I haven't lost my vagina yet, but then, I haven't figured out how to put it on anyway. Don't even want to think about landing on anyone's nose, though I suspect that I have. Fortunately, sans vagina. If you are interested in more stupid things that I have done, check out my Newbie 2 Newbie article in SL Magazine. I tell all. All I can say is "Thank God for the kindness of strangers" ---Newbie Rose |
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
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06-21-2004 11:55
Hey!
Over here!
Get Lost!
Booooooo!!!
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Cybin Monde
Resident Moderator (?)
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,468
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You know your a newbie when...
06-21-2004 12:41
- you ask, "you're going to send me T(oilet) P(aper)?" - you think New Shirt > change color > adjust length is what 'custom clothing' means - you finally hit 10 forum posts! - you wonder if there will ever be ' a lot' of sims?!?
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Kasandra Morgan
Self-Declared Goddess
Join date: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 639
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06-21-2004 13:01
You call your avatar a sim and your sim a zone.
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