President Bush writes letter to John Hinckley Jr.
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Lecktor Hannibal
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10-27-2004 08:12
THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON D.C.
Mr. John Hinckley, Jr.
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC
Dear John:
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine. I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us know.
By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is sleeping with Jodie Foster?
Sincerely,
George W. Bush President
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Ursa Falcone
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10-27-2004 09:25
That's just silly - everyone knows that if she was sleeping with anyone like that it would be with Theresa! 
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Rose Karuna
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10-27-2004 09:36
Ummm actually, I've heard she's hot & heavy with Mary Cheney... Personally - I'd prefer Thresea.
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Ursa Falcone
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10-27-2004 09:44
oh yes - definitely!
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Lecktor Hannibal
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10-27-2004 09:47
ewwwww just ewwwwwww
She is past earthy I am sorry
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Neehai Zapata
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10-27-2004 11:48
Theresa is definitely sexier that Laura "if I get another facelift my eyebrows will be on the top of my head" Bush. After all, it is definitely safer to have an affair with Theresa. She never ran over her ex-boyfriend with a car and killed him.  Laura is a little too Fatal Attraction-ish for my tastes. As a gay man, I think I would rather sleep with Theresa than John Kerry though.
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Ursa Falcone
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10-27-2004 15:08
From: Neehai Zapata ...As a gay man, I think I would rather sleep with Theresa than John Kerry though. rotflmao - that's just very funny Neehai! At least they won't say that Kerry won because he is sexy - but Johnny is and so is Theresa
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Teeny Leviathan
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10-27-2004 16:52
Truth be told, neither Laura or Theresa are that attractive. Laura looks like that housewife who farts out loud and points at the dog. Theresa, on the other hand, has no neck. Its all irrelevant, but I just had to put in my two cents.
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Nolan Nash
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10-27-2004 19:11
Theresa looks like a piece of beef jerky. Not to mention her hair. Wtf is up with that hair? get a friggin' haircut, I bet John hides things in there 
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Siggy Romulus
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10-27-2004 20:41
An open letter from Mark David Chapman.
Imagine there's no Beatles....
Imagine if you can.
No George, no Paul, No Ringo.
A non existant band.
Imagine there's just Yoko.
Screaming to herself.
Some people say I'm psychotic...
Just because I have a gun.
One day she'll cut another album,
Then I'll have to shoot her son....
-- Yours, Mark David Chapman.
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Nolan Nash
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10-27-2004 20:49
From: Siggy Romulus An open letter from Mark David Chapman.
Imagine there's no Beatles....
Imagine if you can.
No George, no Paul, No Ringo.
A non existant band.
Imagine there's just Yoko.
Screaming to herself.
Some people say I'm psychotic...
Just because I have a gun.
One day she'll cut another album,
Then I'll have to shoot her son....
-- Yours, Mark David Chapman. Beautiful! *Howls like Yoko into the mic*
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