Thats it! I'm quilting!
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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12-16-2004 06:47
Yes, thats right. Keeping a private island has taken such a toll on my finances that I can no longer even afford gifts for my loved ones  So therefore I have no options but to quilt! So everyone is getting a nice embroidered throw or cushion cover this year. |
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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12-16-2004 06:49
OMG You can't Quilt now! You've come so far! SL won't be the same if you quilt  |
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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12-16-2004 06:50
I prefer crochet
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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12-16-2004 06:53
Winners never quilt and quilters have nice blankets
But there was that one football player that did needlepoint....
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Blake Rockwell
Fun Businesses
Join date: 31 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,606
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12-16-2004 06:54
From: Kris Ritter Yes, thats right. Keeping a private island has taken such a toll on my finances that I can no longer even afford gifts for my loved ones So therefore I have no options but to quilt! So everyone is getting a nice embroidered throw or cushion cover this year. Can I have one with your autograph on it dear? *hugs*  |
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Tito Gomez
Mi Vida Loca
Join date: 1 Aug 2004
Posts: 921
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12-16-2004 06:58
From: someone Thats it! I'm quilting! You quilter! - T - |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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12-16-2004 07:01
If you Quilt I am a Quilting...
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Michi Lumin
Sharp and Pointy
Join date: 14 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,793
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12-16-2004 08:45
What bothers me, is whenever anyone hits a little bump in the road, they're so quick to just up and quilt.
This year, my father lost his job. I talked to on the phone. "I can't take this," he said. "I was thinking of quilting in a year, but I never thought they'd force me to quilt."
I told him he can't quilt now. My grandmother quilted many years ago, and her linen closet is full of the products sewn of regret. "Never be a quilter", my grandfather said to her before his death.
Kris, you and I may not have gotten along in the past, but if you quilt, i'll have to sew. I don't know if I'll sew you, or sew your estate, but I've talked to a couple of professionals, and I'm ready to sew.
As a matter of fact, I may bring an entire suit against you. So, yes, if I sew, you'll receive a suit in a few days. I don't know if it'll be tweed or corduroy, but I'm definitely bringing up a suit.
Furthermore, I'll sew all of the outfits that have any association with you. Some may be noble outfits, others outfits may be a bit shady, but I cannot in good conscience avoid bringing suit against your outfits as the result of sewing due to your quilting.
Everyone else, I suggest you bring up the possibility of a suit against Philip Linden, or perhaps on him, with nice alterations made around the cuffs. And after that's done, you'll have to sew against Robin for redress.
I don't know if she likes red dresses or not, but if Philip receives a suit, she'll definitely have to be sewed for redress.
That's all I have to say. If there are any other questions, please inquire with my tailor.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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12-16-2004 08:47
From: Michi Lumin What bothers me, is whenever anyone hits a little bump in the road, they're so quick to just up and quilt.
This year, my father lost his job. I talked to on the phone. "I can't take this," he said. "I was thinking of quilting in a year, but I never thought they'd force me to quilt."
I told him he can't quilt now. My grandmother quilted many years ago, and her linen closet is full of the products sewn of regret. "Never be a quilter", my grandfather said to her before his death.
Kris, you and I may not have gotten along in the past, but if you quilt, i'll have to sew. I don't know if I'll sew you, or sew your estate, but I've talked to a couple of professionals, and I'm ready to sew.
As a matter of fact, I may bring an entire suit against you. So, yes, if I sew, you'll receive a suit in a few days. I don't know if it'll be tweed or corduroy, but I'm definitely bringing up a suit.
Furthermore, I'll sew all of the outfits that have any association with you. Some may be noble outfits, others outfits may be a bit shady, but I cannot in good conscience avoid bringing suit against your outfits as the result of sewing due to your quilting.
Everyone else, I suggest you bring up the possibility of a suit against Philip Linden, or perhaps on him, with nice alterations made around the cuffs. And after that's done, you'll have to sew against Robin for redress.
I don't know if she likes red dresses or not, but if Philip receives a suit, she'll definitely have to be sewed for redress.
That's all I have to say. If there are any other questions, please inquire with my tailor. Ok. Now I really did laugh out loud at that. Thanks Michi |
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
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12-16-2004 08:54
You're Quilting???? Why?? Please don't tell me it's because of my support for Afghans!
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
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12-16-2004 08:59
Kris - can we have a quilting group? Patchwork maybe - for all of us experiencing the urge to quilt?? Maybe call it Quilters Anonymous? QA. Hi, I'm Ursa - my life is out of control because of quilting 
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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12-16-2004 09:38
where the hell are all the crochetters???
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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12-16-2004 11:38
From: Willow Zander If you Quilt I am a Quilting... Lets all Quilt together! 
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Mystic Dusk
did i say that out loud?!
Join date: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 153
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12-16-2004 12:15
sorry hannibal i can't help you out i'm a cross dresser oops!!!!! i meant cross stitcher.
i had every intention of stitching gifts for my family this year & then i discovered sl........now there is no time for cross dressing damn i did it again corss stitching!!!!!!!
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 380
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12-16-2004 12:34
LOL
Kris does that mean you are the Quilter picker upper? LOLOL
"1,2,3,4 can I have a little more?"
"5,6,7,8,9,10 I'm quilting!!!"
"A,B,C,D can I have a little Tee?"
"E,F,G,H,I,J I'm quilting!!!!!"
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
"Sail the ship...."
Boom Boom Boom
"Chop the tree....."
Boom Boom Boom
"Skip the rope....."
Boom Boom Boom
"Quilt with meeee"
"All together now...."
"All together now...."
"All together now...."
"All together now...."
Hohoho
With a song like that, I don't need to add any quotes this time.......... LOLOL
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Della Street
Lover of SL
Join date: 9 Aug 2004
Posts: 375
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12-16-2004 12:42
From: Lecktor Hannibal where the hell are all the crochetters??? I must admit, I do crochet. and i also cross stitch, too. Don't tell anyone. No one would ever have guess the cross stitch thing.
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
Posts: 836
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12-16-2004 12:48
thats it im callin in the head shrinkers for you adam
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 380
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12-16-2004 13:16
"Where there is darkness, let me be a beaken of light........"
"Where there is hopelessness, let me give you some of mine........."
"Where there is sadness, let me lift your spirits........."
"In the end, the Honor is to serve.............."
- Adam Cooper
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Tiger Crossing
The Prim Maker
Join date: 18 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,560
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12-16-2004 14:23
You know... There's a patch to help you quilt now-a-days.
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Jonquille Noir
Lemon Fresh
Join date: 17 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,025
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12-16-2004 15:30
Can you make me some booties?
No, I'm not pregnant, my feet are cold!
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Little Rebel Designs
Gallinas
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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12-17-2004 10:11
From: Della Street I must admit, I do crochet. and i also cross stitch, too. Don't tell anyone. No one would ever have guess the cross stitch thing. Oh my! Your a Cross Stitcher? Hubby has a size 12 pair of heels he can drop into your inventory.
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