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It's All A Conspiracy!

Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
04-22-2005 07:48
EEEvil! EEVil I tells ya!

Let me explain myself. Now this all goes back to the early days of Second Life, which we called Early life, on account of one of the Lindens stole our right shoe, oh, back in nineteen dickety six, or was it seven... No, I'm getting off the point!

Now, this whole thing is one nasty conspiracy! Second life indeed. I remember when the game was young, there was a beautiful mountain with prim based mofiqs jumping hiiigh into the air, 'cept we called them skygoats, but that's really another story. So there I was, back in the old country of second life, where prims all came from a ship in a foreign land... Now what was I talking about? Yes! Why is it all a conspiracy?

Well you're really asking two questions there. The first takes me back to my younger days when I was knee high to a grasshopper. The summers were hot and the winters were cool. I had to go to school in those days, which was a big old building, with lots of water.

Anyways that leads me to the whole second life thing. I've begun to notice really that there are a lotta young folks around. New players. Scary players. They don't do much to ease the fears of us old folks. This one time I was crusing in a sim, I think it was Rausch. No! Jesse. No! Sandbox. No! Cardova, that was the one. Or was it Aqua? Dagnabbit I'm getting sidetracked. Anyway, the important point was there were two horse drawn carriages there, one was pink, and the other was green. Now back in those days we had a thing going on we called all the green horse drawn carriages greenarriages, cause that was the style at the time. Anyway, so off I went on my long, long journey. I saw a lot of sims in that time. Some people asked me where I was going, to which I'd reply "I really don't know...". Anway, to sum up, I just want to say, George Bush may be a communist, a porn star, a sissy, a rebel, a punk rocker and a wacko, but he is NOT a sissy.

Thankyou for your time.
Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
04-22-2005 08:07
Read my post dagnabbit!
Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
04-22-2005 08:12
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
04-22-2005 10:21
We's all like to thank Gabby Johnson for that bit of Authentic Frontier Gibberish....

j/k! :)
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