I've been at work for an hour now and...
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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03-03-2005 06:44
I just realized I have a sock hanging from my sleeve. I got in, got coffee, I've been responding to emails and typing away since 8:30 with a sock dangling from me.  |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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03-03-2005 06:46
Its better than going to the toilet and returning with paper coming outta your butt, specially USED paper...
Yes I have a SICK mind....
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Rubert Wallace
Sensitive Lover
Join date: 9 Jan 2005
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03-03-2005 06:48
My wife used to go to work everyday with peanut butter on her shoulder from kissing the boys goodbye. She said, it made her miss them all day long smelling the peanut butter.
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Maxx Monde
Registered User
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03-03-2005 07:19
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I just realized I have a sock hanging from my sleeve. I got in, got coffee, I've been responding to emails and typing away since 8:30 with a sock dangling from me. Awww, don't be so mean to poor socky, he's just tagging along! Ingrid 'Socky' Ingersoll has a good ring to it! |
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
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03-03-2005 07:24
Well, if I was having good clean socks at work, I'd be pretty happy.
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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03-03-2005 07:37
You just totally brightened my day Ingrid, thank you !
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
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03-03-2005 07:40
yeah ... that is sooo funny. Almost makes me wish I had a sock dangling from me. Thanks 
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HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
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03-03-2005 08:02
That's so funny!
A friend here at work read in a magazine that if you have a perspiration problem, to try using mini-pads in your armpits. Well, she did, and halfway through the day she came to me frantic because they were gone and she had no idea where they were. We tried to discretely look through the office, but only found one near her desk - the other is still MIA.
And no, I'm not my friend! I swear!
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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03-03-2005 08:34
From: HoseQueen McLean That's so funny!
A friend here at work read in a magazine that if you have a perspiration problem, to try using mini-pads in your armpits. Well, she did, and halfway through the day she came to me frantic because they were gone and she had no idea where they were. We tried to discretely look through the office, but only found one near her desk - the other is still MIA.
And no, I'm not my friend! I swear! hahahaha! |
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Ewan Took
Mad Hairy Scotsman
Join date: 5 Dec 2004
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03-03-2005 08:52
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I just realized I have a sock hanging from my sleeve. I got in, got coffee, I've been responding to emails and typing away since 8:30 with a sock dangling from me. Lol!! I had this from the bottom of my jeans one time. I never noticed it was dragging along the ground behind me until some kind person told me. I never felt so stupid. |
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Zuzi Martinez
goth dachshund
Join date: 4 Sep 2004
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03-03-2005 10:51
national take your sock to work day isn't til next week.
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
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03-03-2005 10:53
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I just realized I have a sock hanging from my sleeve. I got in, got coffee, I've been responding to emails and typing away since 8:30 with a sock dangling from me. I do that all the time...except with those fabric softener dryer sheets. |
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
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03-03-2005 10:53
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I just realized I have a sock hanging from my sleeve. I got in, got coffee, I've been responding to emails and typing away since 8:30 with a sock dangling from me. From: Rubert Wallace My wife used to go to work everyday with peanut butter on her shoulder from kissing the boys goodbye. She said, it made her miss them all day long smelling the peanut butter. Both of these gave me major brain smiles!
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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03-03-2005 10:54
Once I got half way through the work day when one of my co-workers and I went outside to have a smoke and he looks down at my shoes and points out to me that I am wearing one brown shoe and one navy shoe.  He was a fashion savy guy so there was no letting myself off the hook by declaring that it was a fashion statement.
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onionpencil Musashi
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03-03-2005 11:20
so do sox make you a more productive worker? thanks for the laugh 8D
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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03-03-2005 11:35
I once got up from my chair and had the tag of my jeans get catch on something and...
RIIIIIIIIIIIP! -- 9 inch tear right down across the left ass cheek of my jeans.
Alas - it happening at 3:30pm , and needing to get the 4pm, 5pm and 6pm News on the air meant I couldn't get home.. So I just did my usual thang and said 'Fuckit - I don't care'
Walked around for half the day proudly displaying my boxer briefs.
After nearly everyone in the Newsroom did the 'ah... you know that...........' 'Yeah - so what?' I worked out that everyone else seemed a lot more embarrassed than I was (as any who knows me in RL work out really quickly -- I truely don't give a shit about a lot of things .... appearance being one of them).
"You got a choice here to make sonny Jim -- You can have the News on the air, or I can stop flashing man-ass... you choose...."
As a follow up experiment, the next time my ass gets itchy in a crowded shopping mall - rather than walk funny to try and get my ass cheeks to clandestinely rub together abrasively, I play to shout out in a loud and happy voice;
"OH SWEET BABY JESUS, MY ASS IS INCREDIBLY ITCHY!!! .... I THINK I'LL JUST SCRATCH IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!"
$20 bucks says everyone else around me looks away...
Siggy.
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Zuzi Martinez
goth dachshund
Join date: 4 Sep 2004
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03-03-2005 13:15
From: someone "OH SWEET BABY JESUS, MY ASS IS INCREDIBLY ITCHY!!! .... I THINK I'LL JUST SCRATCH IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!"
$20 bucks says everyone else around me looks away... ooooh social shame for privacy. maybe that's the solution to SL's privacy problem.
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
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03-04-2005 06:28
From: Siggy Romulus Walked around for half the day proudly displaying my boxer briefs.
Just be thankful it happened on one of the rare days you were actually wearing underwear. |
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Jack Lambert
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Join date: 4 Jun 2004
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03-04-2005 06:46
*sigh*
I once got in my car and drove all the way to work before I realised I had no shoes on, only socks. I mean, how do you forget SHOES?
--Jack Lambert
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
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03-04-2005 06:54
Wisemen say:
He who leaves house shoeless --> bares sole
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