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The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas. A woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting.
BUT, there must be more further up!"
And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-08-2005 08:29
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Della Street
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03-08-2005 08:31
Very funny Lecktor. But that could be reversed, ya know.
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03-08-2005 08:31
HAHAHAHA... ty for the laugh!!!
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-08-2005 08:32
Very funny Lecktor. But that could be reversed, ya know. Yah it could but I did it first so nyah!!!  _____________________
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Tatiana Jensen
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03-08-2005 08:43
Lol
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 08:48
Very funny Lecktor. But that could be reversed, ya know. Nope cause men are Simple See Women need Details Details Details Details Thus the invention of the Husband store....  _____________________
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Tatiana Jensen
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03-08-2005 08:49
Exactly what do you mean Shadow?
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-08-2005 08:51
Exactly what do you mean Shadow? LOL My baby hit the forums *hides*  _____________________
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 09:18
Exactly what do you mean Shadow? lemme tell you a story.... See the other day my buddy Joe Said to me while we were lifting weights .."Shadow Im getting a divorce" I replied: "K can you spot me." I went home told my wife Joe and Cindy are getting a divorce. SHe Replied: OMG what happend did he cheat on her? Did she cheat on him? I need details. I replied: I don't know She Said: You dont know didnt you ask any questions? I replied: Nope as he made a stament. Which meant he had it under control and needed no further input on my part. Now had he asked me "Shadow Iam getting a divorce what do you think" I could have replied with " I think you need to work on your abs cause your gonna be dating again" <<<Men Simple <<<where as>>>> My Wife wasn't concerned about Joe cause all she wanted was the details so she could go tell another woman. <<< Women.. Details Details Details..... Shadow _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-08-2005 09:22
HaHa ! You are an engineer !!! She got you.
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 09:26
Did she? I had to give her Details didnt I..
Thus Proving my point..._____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-08-2005 09:27
Did she? I had to give her Details didnt I.. Thus Proving my point...She is the woman I share my life with. She posted the question to poke at your funny bone. _____________________
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 09:43
She is the woman I share my life with. She posted the question to poke at your funny bone. LMAO...GOT ya! _____________________
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Rose Karuna
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03-08-2005 10:17
lemme tell you a story.... See the other day my buddy Joe Said to me while we were lifting weights .."Shadow Im getting a divorce" I replied: "K can you spot me." I went home told my wife Joe and Cindy are getting a divorce. SHe Replied: OMG what happend did he cheat on her? Did she cheat on him? I need details. I replied: I don't know She Said: You dont know didnt you ask any questions? I replied: Nope as he made a stament. Which meant he had it under control and needed no further input on my part. Now had he asked me "Shadow Iam getting a divorce what do you think" I could have replied with " I think you need to work on your abs cause your gonna be dating again" <<<Men Simple <<<where as>>>> My Wife wasn't concerned about Joe cause all she wanted was the details so she could go tell another woman. <<< Women.. Details Details Details..... Shadow Ha! you got off easy. Imagine the sort of questions a woman engineer would have asked. How much weight was he lifting? What was he wearing? How long has he been married? Why are they splitting up? How much weight were you lifting when he told you this? etc. etc. etc. _____________________
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 10:20
Ha! you got off easy. Imagine the sort of questions a woman engineer would have asked. How much weight was he lifting? What was he wearing? How long has he been married? Why are they splitting up? How much weight were you lifting when he told you this? etc. etc. etc. Actually thats more like what the Mother In law would want to know.. _____________________
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New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com |