A solution for our immediate problems

There has been a lot of change and upheaval over the last couple weeks in our beloved Second Life. In an effort to reduce stress, both for the Lindens who are besieged by a flood of confused and sometimes angry questions, and for our fellow SL citizens who need an easy way to vent the frustrations and anger at these uncertain times, I’d like to propose a simple yet effective therapy.

Blame the Canadians!

Yes, this simple One-Step plan will allow us to focus ourselves against the one group we all know is ultimately responsible for everything that goes wrong.

So please, if you’re Canadian, respond here so we will know who to cast blame and shame on in SL.

Thank you, this has been an SL public service announcement.

And don't forget to watch South Park.

At the very least, I blame them for the cold weather fronts that they keep sending down here! =D

An obvious attempt to keep us from SL.

That's right, Jellin. You've uncovered the sinister Canadian plot to replace all hippos with beavers and automatically add ", eh?" to the end of every line of chat.

Furthermore, Lindens will be required to wear red Mountie uniforms, and all buildings will be replaced with dome-like structures made of white untextured blocks.

If you have any questions or comments, please contact your nearest Canadian. Any complaints will lead to being force-fed poutine and Molson Canadian until you can do nothing but sit immobile in front of the TV and watch Hockey Night in Canada.

That is all (eh).

May the curse of the Moose be upon thee! Long live the Maple Leaf, eh


Myradyl Muse, Mermaid, Pirate Watcher
Part time Chair, Canadian Merfolk Society, Inc.

We know your planting your actors and comedians as moles for the upcoming Invasion to take captive Wayne Newton the last American entertainer.

im canadian eh, and i love southpark eh, and i ate at Celin Dion's restaurant chain (Nickles) for lunch today eh, whatch what you say though eh cause we'll bomb the Baldwins eh.

Yes please!

What's all this aboot?

Anyone gonna confess up to eating poutine (and liking it!)?

Attention Canadians. I will betray my countrymen for a toque and a mint copy of the "Great White North" single.

aww leave the Canadians alone, they get blamed for a lot of stuff, I already blamed them for the snow we got here the other day

I didn't mind it so much .. I did prounounce it wrong and it sounded like a dirty word .. haha I'm sure everyone has done that though who has ordered it. They served that stuff everywhere, at KFC even. The colonel would be turning over in his grave if he knew

I made the mistake of ordering poutine at Burger King. They smashed their fries into a styrofoam cup, put white process cheese lumps on it, and poured instant gravy over that. *Almost* inedible. I of course at it anyway. But when I looked at the receipt, it said "POO TIN". I'm not kidding.

Real poutine is great stuff. You can survive for weeks on a plate of that.

I lived on poutine at university. This explains why I am now 700 POUNDS (317.514659 kg)!

It contains the 4 basic food groups: cheese, gravy potatoes and frying grease.

That poutine thing sounds awfully like "dauphines gratins", some french dish i eat rather often...

I actually got a poutine when I ate at Nickles and it was great eh!

I saw the new southpark. The kids visit my city! woot!