This is what can happen if you don't pay Fire Protection!

have you paid your dues to the SLFD? boardman didn't. by the time the SLFD arrived on the scene only the ice cream parlour could be saved.

had boardman residents paid their dues, the underfunded SLFD could have kept their fire prevention program going and the alarm systems in operation...

I can vouch for this. The parent company, Buffalo Protection, kept my apartment from being overrun by angry ruminants...

It's been a few months now since I started and no buffalos! Thank god for Buffalo Protection!

I didn't support the SLFD because rumour has it that it's a cult. I would like to see your credentials before I throw any money your way. As for burning down the church... you are on the proverbial toboggan ride to hell.

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Castle Serpentine in Periwinkle and the Winter Palace in Koss,have a private Firefighting force which has 3 engines, 2 hook and ladder trucks, a platform truck, and even an Paramedic corps. The Building has the latest in sprinkler techinology and walls that can be flooded with water.

Thus, we are canciling our membership with the Volunteer Fire Department of Second Life

I wanna be a firefighter! Chicks dig'em!

Why cower in fear of rampaging buffalos (bufalloo? bufalli?) when you should be far more afraid of Godilla-vs-Mothra collatteral damage. For a low, easy one time price of $2500L, I will sell you the magic wooden Japanese monster repellant box. It has an effective range of 900 sims - promising that you wont have to worry about a misplaced mythical battle in *your* sim!

What, dont believe me?

The proof is in place today - just look around - do you see Godzilla or Mothra anywhere?

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I dunno... your product sounds a little sketchy. But on the other hand, anything with a disclaimer in fine print as long as this MUST be legit! I'm in! I'll take 2 please.

I have an anti-fire chrome prim protecting my place. No fires yet!

Same principle as newfies

I have blatantly not been paying my fire protection for months now, but still no flames? I even tried torching a few things but nothing will burn! How am I ever going to collect the insurance?

We don't have Godzilla or Mothra, but we do have Torleyzilla . Hopefully, your product won't work on her...she's definitely cuter than the other two.