For my fellow Scorpios -or- Why Scorpio is the best!
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 13:27
Since we're approaching 'our' time, I thought some snippets about what makes us such a unique and powerful sign was in order:
The Basics Dates: Oct.23 - Nov.21 Symbol: The Scorpion Element: Water Cross/Quality: Fixed Polarity Negative Colors: Red & Black Ruling Planet: Pluto/Mars Cross/Quality: Fixed House Ruled: Eight Opposite Sign: Taurus Gem Stone: Opal Body Part: Reproductive Organs (!) Excerpts from Astrology.com
Overview Scorpio is the eighth Sign of the Zodiac, and you shouldn't take that lightly. You shouldn't take Scorpios lightly, either. Those born under this Sign are dead serious in their mission to learn about others. There's no fluff or chatter for Scorpios, either: these folks will zero in on the essential questions, gleaning the secrets that lie within. Scorpios concern themselves with beginnings and endings, and are unafraid of either; they also travel in a world which is black and white and has little use for gray. The curiosity of Scorpios is immeasurable, which may be why they are such adept investigators. These folks love to probe and know how to get to the bottom of things. The fact that they have a keen sense of intuition certainly helps.
It's the Scorpion which symbolizes Scorpios, and it's no accident. Much like the Scorpion would rather kill itself than be killed, those born under this Sign are the ones who are in ultimate control of their destiny. It is life on the Scorpion's terms, too, since these folks promote their agenda (they are quite the executives) and see to it that things go forward. Others may find this overbearing (it can be) and even self-destructive, but that's the beauty of the Scorpion: these folks have tremendous regenerative powers, much like the literal Scorpion can lose its tail and promptly grow a new one. Fearless Scorpions rarely lose, per se, they just keep on going, since they are stubborn and determined to succeed (this Scorpio trait is in keeping with the Fixed Quality assigned to this Sign). Scorpios work as hard as they do so they can someday sit back and feel satisfied with themselves. These folks are intense, passionate and filled with desire. They're also complex and secretive, so don't expect to get much out of them, lest they become suspicious and exit stage left. It's best not to bet against Scorpios, either, since these folks are surprisingly resourceful.
In love Your sexuality is deep, all-consuming and intense. You seek transformation through the sexual experience, which you never undertake lightly. Ruled by Mars, the god of primitive action and Pluto the lord of the underworld, you mix primal passion with a profound need to uncover the mysteries of life and death, including and especially sexual ones. Your emotions run deep and your faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so your antennae can prick up and pick out a prospective partner at first sight.
Scorpio rules the generative organs and so you have no doubt grown up with a heightened sense of the fascination, not to say fear and loathing, with which lesser mortals view sexuality and Scorpio sexuality in particular. You are seen as sexually dynamic, threatening, voracious, insatiable, overwhelming and generally mysterious. This is of course not without foundation and you have been known to take advantage of this fascination, rather like a snake hypnotising a bird before devouring it.
However, you fundamentally need to get to the very bottom of everything, so that you may transform and transmute yourself through the harnessing of natural energies. Sexual activity comes naturally to you, although some seek to repress and transform the sexual scorpion into the eagle of high spirituality. You mix fire with water to create a steamy swamp of overheated passion and desire.
Anything is acceptable in your sensual world, for you are interested in the end, not the means. If it blows your mind, or it expands your sexual repertoire, or enables you to exert your dominance, it will be fine by you.
Admirers should be ready and willing to be consumed, if they wish to get the best from you. Also, if they are looking for some powerful sexual pleasure, they need look no further.
And that, my friends is why Scorpio's RULE.
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Tikki Kerensky
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10-21-2004 13:30
Ooh, where'd you find that? Can you find Pisces? n.n
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 13:32
http://www.astrologycom.com/pisces.html *By clicking on the link above you agree and fully admit that Scorpio is the superior sign of the Zodiac. 
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Paolo Portocarrero
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10-21-2004 13:40
We Leos shall NEVER bow to your Scorpionine tyranny!!! PS: Have you ever been stung by one of your kind? I have -- twice! Little evil pissants, they are!!! Ahh, but watching them sting themselves to death is the most sadistic form of pleasure. 
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Tikki Kerensky
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10-21-2004 13:44
S'okay, I copied and pasted, thus avoiding any direct contact with the aforementioned link. 
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Trinity Serpentine
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10-21-2004 13:45
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 13:47
From: Paolo Portocarrero We Leos shall NEVER bow to your Scorpionine tyranny!!! PS: Have you ever been stung by one of your kind? I have -- twice! Little evil pissants, they are!!! Ahh, but watching them sting themselves to death is the most sadistic form of pleasure.  No.. I haven't. I did date one for 2 years. Great sex. Scary fights. Never again.
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 13:49
From: Paolo Portocarrero We Leos shall NEVER bow to your Scorpionine tyranny!!!
We know you won't, because it would mess up your hair. We're still superior. 
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Paolo Portocarrero
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10-21-2004 13:56
From: Juro Kothari We know you won't, because it would mess up your hair. We're still superior.  Oh, yeah? Well here's another interesting scorpion factoid. When the exterminators came to my house to try to rid it of a scorpion infestation, they said that the traditional powders and sprays are ineffective against scorpions. Why? Because scorpions don't clean themselves! So, they trample through the pesticide but never ingest it. Dirty bastards, I say!  At least we lions have good grooming practices and a fabulous sense of style.
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Tikki Kerensky
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10-21-2004 13:57
Oh dearie me, mabey I do have to bow down after all. Scorpio is one of the most compatable with me. So commanding. n.n
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Wiggle Biggles
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10-21-2004 14:02
E hemmmm...ARIES FOR TEH WIN!1
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 14:03
they molt.
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10-21-2004 14:05
From: Juro Kothari they molt. We also give a mean headbutt! 
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 14:08
From: Trinity Serpentine We also give a mean headbutt!  And we can paralyze our prey with one little drop of our juice. 
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Paris Cellardoor
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10-21-2004 14:08
Nice post Juro. YAY for us Scorpios!! 
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Trinity Serpentine
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10-21-2004 14:09
From: Juro Kothari And we can paralyze our prey with one little drop of our juice.  Can rams blush? 
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Mickey Valentino
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10-21-2004 14:11
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These are very sad times to be an American but where is the rage among the citizenry? Where are the flag wavers who so laud the freedoms symbolized by a flag and written by quill pens in our constitution? Why are we not rallying in the streets against this sort of attrocity? Why because we are gluttonous lazy bastards who say it won't happen to me so who cares. --Ishtar Pasteur
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Neehai Zapata
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10-21-2004 14:13
Scorpios have the largest cocks. Years and years of sampling hundreds of men is the source for my discovery. 
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Trinity Serpentine
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10-21-2004 14:14
From: Neehai Zapata Scorpios have the largest cocks. Years and years of sampling hundreds of men is the source for my discovery.  I've only known two and I have to agree with your finding, Neehai 
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 14:14
From: Neehai Zapata Scorpios have the largest cocks. Years and years of sampling hundreds of men is the source for my discovery.  *blush*
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Tikki Kerensky
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10-21-2004 14:16
Pssh. A single tool. Opt for the entire toolbox! 
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Moleculor Satyr
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10-21-2004 14:17
Heh. I'm a Scorpio-Sagitarwhazit cusp.
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Juro Kothari
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10-21-2004 14:33
From: Moleculor Satyr Heh. I'm a Scorpio-Sagitarwhazit cusp. Now that's an interesting mix. Sag's are fun fun fun!
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