The Official 12 Year Old AOLer Translator Thread
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Derek Jones
SL's Second Oldest Monkey
Join date: 18 Mar 2003
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09-02-2003 15:43
Ok communication with 12 year old AOLers is difficult and sometimes feels like another language. While talking to a former SL member who was underage to say goodbye, I dealt with the common stuff I get with 12 year old AOLers. So use this thread and the website listed below to make some 12 year old AOLer chat. Here's that link: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.htmlHere's that message in 12-Year-Old-AOLer: K COMUNICATION WIT 12 Y3AR OLD AOL3RS IS DIFICULT AND SOMETIEMS FELS LIEK ANOTHER LANGUAEG11!11!!1 OMG LOL WHIEL TOKNG 2 A FORMER SL M3MBR WHO WAS UNDERAEG 2 SAY GODBYE I DEALT WIT DA COMON STUF I G3T WIT 12 Y3AR OLD AOLERS11!!!!! LOL SO USE THIS THREAD AND DA W3BSIET LIST3D BLOW 2 MAEK SOM3 12 YAAR OLD AOL3R CHAT11!! OMG WTF LOL
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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09-02-2003 15:45
Derek, who was the underage resident? DO TELL DO TELL!
D3REK WHO WAS TEH UNDERAEG RESIEDNT??!?? OMG DO TEL DO T3L11!1 OMG LOL
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
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09-02-2003 15:47
Oh and also:
B BLODY BOLD AND RESOLUT3 LAUGH 2 SCORN DA POWAR OF MAN FOR NON3 OF WOMAN BORN SHAL HARM MACBTH -Macbeth, Act 4-Scene 1 (sec. app), Dover Thrift Editoin of Macbeth.
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Derek Jones
SL's Second Oldest Monkey
Join date: 18 Mar 2003
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09-02-2003 15:47
IF I WERA 2 TAL U ID G3T SUSP3NDED FROM TEH FORUMS!1!!! WTF LOL AVAN IF I CUD TEL U ID HAEV 2 KIL U THEN11!!!11 LOL
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Ananda Sandgrain
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Join date: 16 May 2003
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09-02-2003 15:48
That can't be a complete translation Derek, I could almost understand that. There were whole English words in there, and sentence structure too!
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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09-02-2003 15:48
O RIGHT SORY 111!!! WTF LOL
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Derek Jones
SL's Second Oldest Monkey
Join date: 18 Mar 2003
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09-02-2003 15:53
WOW UR RIGHT111! WTF IL TRY HARDER NEXT TIEM1!1111 OMG ALSO DARWIN NEDS 2 PUNISH U 2 UR CRIEMS AGANEST DA THREAD!11! WTF 
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James Miller
Village Idiot
Join date: 9 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,500
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09-02-2003 15:55
DARWIN IS SUCH A HIPO!1!1! LOL
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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09-02-2003 15:57
H3RE’S TEH S2RY OF A LOV3LY LADY WHO WAS BRNGNG UP THRE VERY LOVELY GIRLS AL!1!! OMG LOL OF THAM HAD HARE OF GOLD LIEK THEYRE MOTHER THE U ONE IN CURLS11!1
HERE’S DA S2RY OF A MAN NMED BRADY WHO WAS BUSY WIT THRE BOYS OF HIS OWN TH3Y WERA FOUR MAN LIVNG AL 2GATHER YAT THEY WARE AL ALON3
TIL1!!1 OMG WTF TEH ON3 DAY WH3N DA LADY MET THIS FELOW AND THAY NU IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH TAHT THIS GROUP WUD SOMAHOW FORM A FMILY TAHT’S!1!!!! OMG TEH WAY W3 AL BCME TEH BRADY BUNCH1!!!!1!1 LOL TEH BRADY BUNCH TAHT’S11!!1!!! OMG LOL TEH WAY W3 AL BCMA TEH BRADY BUNCH1111! OMG LOL DA BRADY BUNCH1!1!11 OMG WTF
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Derek Jones
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09-02-2003 16:02
DA DARWIN 2RTUR3 HEHE11!!!1!! WTF LOL BOR3DOM IS KILNG ME SO IMA TRY THIS GMACUB SITNG HERE1!!!!! WTF LOL 2 MUCH COMPUTAR NOT SENG ANYTHNG 3LSE OFTAN!!!!!!! OMG LOL I HOPE MAH COMPUT3R G3TS FIEXD
THUS11!1! OMG LOL CONCLUDAS MAH M3SAEG1!1!!111 OMG WTF
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Ananda Sandgrain
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09-02-2003 16:05
From: someone Originally posted by Ananda Sandgrain That can't be a complete translation Derek, I could almost understand that. There were whole English words in there, and sentence structure too! KK TAHT CANT B A COMPLAT3 DUH REALLY DER3K I CUD ALMOST MK THINK OUTA TAHT11!1!! LOL THEIR W3RE WHOLE REAL OMG WORDS IN THEYRE AND SENTENCES? 21!!!!!11 OMG LOL
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Derek Jones
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09-02-2003 16:24
HAPY BLAETD BIRTHDAY!111!! WTF WEE!1111!1! OMG WTF LOL
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Derek Jones
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09-02-2003 19:57
SUPER 61 IS GONG DOWN!11111!1 OMG WTF LOL 61 IS GONG DOWN!!!! LOL W3 GOT A BLAK HAWK DOWN A BLAK HAWK DOWN1!1!!! LOL SUPER 61 IS DOWN!111 WTF HM WUT MOVEI CUD TEH INSAEN MONK3Y B WATCHNG??!?!! OMG WTF
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Zana Feaver
Arkie
Join date: 17 Jul 2003
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09-03-2003 08:51
I couldn't resist -- a little Prufrock for you Eliot fans  . LET US GO TH3N U AND I WHEN DA 3VANNG IS SPREAD OUT AGANEST TEH SKY LIEK A PATEINT ATHERIESD UPON A TABLE LAT US GO THROUGH C3RTANE HALF-D3SERTAD STRETS TEH MUT3RNG RETREATS 5 OF RASTLES NIGHTS IN ONE-NIGHT CH3AP HOTELS AND SAWDUST RESTAURANTS WIT OYSTER-SHELS STRETS TAHT FOLOW LIEK A T3DIOUS ARGUM3NT OF INSIDIOUS INTENT 2 LAAD U 2 AN OVARWH3LMNG QUESTION … 10 O DO NOT ASK WUT IS IT”?!?!???? OMG WTF LOL L3T US GO AND MAEK OUR VISIT!!111!1! WTF LOL IN DA ROM TEH WOMAN COME AND GO TOKNG OF MICH3LANGELO11!!!111 OMG Zana
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Madox Kobayashi
Madox Labs R&D
Join date: 28 Jun 2003
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09-03-2003 08:59
LOL!!1! YUO AL SOWND LIK A BUCH OF CLAS SA SPINING MORANS!!!!11OLO! Y DOUNT YUO GO BAKC TO HAMBARGAR SKOOL WIHT YOUR MOM! WTF LOL!11! STOP WAITNIG MY TIME CUASE MY BRIAN IS FUL OF WAKAY SEKRATS!
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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
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09-03-2003 10:34
l00|<$ l1k3 +H3y 4Re +Ry1N9 HaRd +O Be le3+.
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BUT RILLY JUST CANT SP3L
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Dave Zeeman
Master Procrastinator
Join date: 28 Jan 2003
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09-03-2003 12:00
THIS THR3AD IS TEH MOST R3TARD3D THNG IVE AVER SEN!!1! OMG WTF LOL
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Derek Jones
SL's Second Oldest Monkey
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09-03-2003 15:43
U MAY B RIGHT DAEV BUT MAYB NOT1!!! WTF DA ONLY THNG IM SURA OF IS TAHT I MUST HAEV B3N RILLY BOR3D WHEN I MAED THIS THR3AD!1!1 OMG WTF LOL
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