Words Women Use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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03-16-2005 10:16
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
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03-16-2005 10:17
Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. Fine. |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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03-16-2005 10:19
That's Okay.
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Blayze Raine
Renegade
Join date: 29 Dec 2004
Posts: 407
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03-16-2005 10:19
*loud sigh*
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Margaret Mfume
I.C.
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,492
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*sighs*
03-16-2005 10:23
Thanks .
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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03-16-2005 10:25
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '
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koolhand Koolhaas
Uncensored McGillicuty
Join date: 26 Nov 2004
Posts: 996
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03-16-2005 10:33
If I had this years ago, I might not have gotten divorced.... or if even earlier.... not married.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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03-16-2005 10:34
If I had this years ago, I might not have gotten divorced.... or if even earlier.... not married. I now have a copy in my wallet. Incidentally, my gf sent this to me.  _____________________
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Beryl Greenacre
Big Scaredy-Baby
Join date: 24 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,312
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03-16-2005 10:37
Words Men Use
*Grunt* -I'm going to the hardware store/sports bar/casino/racetrack, and don't expect me back anytime soon. *Grunt* (with stomach rumbling) -I'm hungry, make me something to eat, and make it taste just like Mom made! *Grunt* (with nose held in the air) -If you think I'm going anywhere NEAR that dirty diaper, you're nuts, so change this damn kid yourself. *Grunt* (in pleading tones) -Will you go buy a gift for my mom/secretary/boss/best friend, wrap it up nicely and have it in the mail by the end of the day today? -I need a salad to feed 75 people for the potluck at work tomorrow and there's no way in hell I will make it myself, take care of it. *Grunt* (standing around looking pitiful in holey, old clothing) -I need some new clothes but I'm too lazy/too important to go shopping for myself; could you hit 10 stores to find me just the type of shirts and jeans I want, pick up some new Dockers and dress shirts, maybe throw in a new tie and belt, bring it home for me to try on, then return whatever doesn't fit? *Grunt* (while grabbing my breasts, crotch or ass) -I'm horny, let's have sex. _____________________
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Buster Peel
Spat the dummy.
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,242
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03-16-2005 13:22
I feel to compelled to comment on this subject. There, that's all I have to say about it.
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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03-16-2005 13:24
I feel to compelled to comment on this subject. There, that's all I have to say about it.  "Another contribution by Lo Jacobs ... beautifying the forums since 2004." _____________________
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
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03-16-2005 13:30
Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. Dayum, they got you brain washed. Mine still Kneels when I say "HEEL!" _____________________
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koolhand Koolhaas
Uncensored McGillicuty
Join date: 26 Nov 2004
Posts: 996
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03-16-2005 13:31
Words Men Use Oh Beryl, I feel you really understand me.  *raised eyebrow* *grunt*? (literally translated... "How you doin? Can I buy you a drink?" |
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
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03-16-2005 13:39
Words Men Use *Grunt* -I'm going to the hardware store/sports bar/casino/racetrack, and don't expect me back anytime soon. *Grunt* (with stomach rumbling) -I'm hungry, make me something to eat, and make it taste just like Mom made! *Grunt* (with nose held in the air) -If you think I'm going anywhere NEAR that dirty diaper, you're nuts, so change this damn kid yourself. *Grunt* (in pleading tones) -Will you go buy a gift for my mom/secretary/boss/best friend, wrap it up nicely and have it in the mail by the end of the day today? -I need a salad to feed 75 people for the potluck at work tomorrow and there's no way in hell I will make it myself, take care of it. *Grunt* (standing around looking pitiful in holey, old clothing) -I need some new clothes but I'm too lazy/too important to go shopping for myself; could you hit 10 stores to find me just the type of shirts and jeans I want, pick up some new Dockers and dress shirts, maybe throw in a new tie and belt, bring it home for me to try on, then return whatever doesn't fit? *Grunt* (while grabbing my breasts, crotch or ass) -I'm horny, let's have sex. Dayum Beryl you need to quit hanging with the Gorillas in the Jungles. You can't teach em to speak. You can never use them to substitute for a Real Man. Trust me cause real men know how to use a Fork..hehe.... Plus interspecies breeding is never good for the offspring...they will get shuned for being to hairy by humans and shunned by Gorillas for being to hairless..oh well, go figure. Shadow<<<the epitomy of Knuckle dragging Redneck interspecies breeding. _____________________
Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden>
New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com |
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Tatiana Jensen
Registered User
Join date: 24 May 2004
Posts: 42
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03-16-2005 14:09
that's ok...
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Jonquille Noir
Lemon Fresh
Join date: 17 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,025
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03-16-2005 14:54
You missed a couple..
"I don't have any complaints" = I can't think of anything particularly good to say about your performance in bed, but I know your ego needs some stroking. "It happens to everyone." = At least you can still lift heavy things, or you'd be totally useless, but I know your ego needs some stroking. "That's alright, I'll get it." = God forbid you should get off your lazy ass and DO something. Or, You'd just do it wrong anyway. And any form of criticism of sexual performance means, "I no longer care about stroking your fragile ego and the very thought of you breathing makes me want to poison you." _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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03-16-2005 15:23
Dayum, they got you brain washed. Mine still Kneels when I say "HEEL!" ** silence ** ** Huge Sigh ** That's Okay Shadow - I'm sure she'd be the first to say size really dosen't matter. But I'd be careful about eating the mushrooms she puts on your steak. _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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03-16-2005 15:55
Dayum, they got you brain washed. Mine still Kneels when I say "HEEL!" *cough* bullshit *cough*  _____________________
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