I have an idea... let's SPAZ OUT some more

I've been away from SL for two days and it says something about the bizarre curiousity I have about SL that it feels like an eternity. I don't have any eloquent arguments about the virtues of this or that economic system, nor do I really know anything about the behind-the-scenes mechanics. No, I am just here to offer a little advice:

Chill.

Take some time out. Fly a kite. Perhaps shove a fist-ful of Ritalin in your mouth whilst playing some smooth jazz. I don't care. Just chill. Take a deep breath....

Now, repeat after me, "this is only a game."

There, don't you feel better?

I know I do. Now, if you'll escuse me, I'm going to pour over the messages of every Linden so I can work myself into a frenzy about trivial minutia.

Have a nice day!