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Skrull Money
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Join date: 8 Aug 2003
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10-28-2003 15:26
We need a upbeat post in here now. Anyone heard any good jokes? Most of mine, well 99% of mine are dirty, so ill try something Whats bald, has big clackling teeth, and wobbles? A zombie baby wearing the dentures of a elderly woman whose brains it just ate.  Like I said. I dont know any clean jokes. i had to look this one up |
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Devlin Gallant
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Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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10-28-2003 15:36
OMG, quick! Back to the negative posts!
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Skrull Money
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10-28-2003 15:56
Ok, these are about to get really bad.
What did the ghost shake at the party?
Her booooo-ty
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Skrull Money
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Join date: 8 Aug 2003
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10-28-2003 15:58
Whats Black and white ans screams "YES! YES! YES!"
A nun winning bingo
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Skrull Money
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10-28-2003 16:00
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson.
His object? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppycockski.
Dr. Poppycockski, code name: Cock, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.
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Skrull Money
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Posts: 40
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10-28-2003 16:03
ok, my sides hurt now. Im all out  |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-28-2003 16:04
Someone call 911, the local looney bin, Oprah, there has to be SOMEONE who can stop him!
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