You might be a redneck if ..........
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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12-20-2004 05:53
you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver  carry on
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Princess Medici
sad panda
Join date: 1 Mar 2004
Posts: 416
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12-20-2004 05:57
Does it count if it was a squirrel?
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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12-20-2004 06:01
From: Princess Medici Does it count if it was a squirrel? Hell yeah !
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Princess Medici
sad panda
Join date: 1 Mar 2004
Posts: 416
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12-20-2004 06:10
Excellent 
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Please cease and desist from your derogatory use of Elmo.
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Blake Rockwell
Fun Businesses
Join date: 31 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,606
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12-20-2004 06:54
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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12-20-2004 07:02
From: Lecktor Hannibal you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver carry on Dammit Lecktor - I just shorted out my freaking keyboard! I can't handle this stuff this early in the morning. The image is emblazed on my mind for the rest of the day.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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12-20-2004 07:04
From: Rose Karuna Dammit Lecktor - I just shorted out my freaking keyboard! I can't handle this stuff this early in the morning. The image is emblazed on my mind for the rest of the day.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
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12-20-2004 09:25
If your new hairdo has been completely destroyed by a ceiling fan...
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 867
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12-20-2004 13:06
If you find yourself cleaning the house without a shirt on. |
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
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12-20-2004 13:11
From: Lecktor Hannibal you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver carry on You just described every Canadian. |
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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12-20-2004 13:15
From: Paris Cellardoor If you find yourself cleaning the house without a shirt on. and so is your husband.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 867
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12-20-2004 13:16
From: Lecktor Hannibal and so is your husband. ROFL....Indeed...I forgot to add that. |
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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12-20-2004 13:18
You have 3 cars in the front yard that don't drive...
.... and a house that does.
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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12-20-2004 13:23
Your porch colapses and kills 3 or more dogs
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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12-20-2004 14:31
Along the same lines:
Native Giving
Recordings of the FBI at the Pine Ridge Reservation.............
The neighbor, "Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, this is the FBI what do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Two Teeth, he's an Indian and he's hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Two Teeth's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore and cursed at Billy Two Teeth and left.
The phone rings at Billy Two Teeth's house, it's the neighbor, "Hey, Billy! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Well Merry Christmas Buddy!"
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