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Beryl Greenacre

Big Scaredy-Baby

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03-21-2005 14:36

Apparently a turtle can assume the face of ultimate evil in the wacky pop-culture world of today. (I can't see the image they're talking about, personally... but then again, I don't really believe in "Satan," either.

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Psyra Extraordinaire

Corra Nacunda Chieftain

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03-21-2005 14:43

Likeness of Satan, indeed. Pfft.

That doesn't look a THING like me.

I mean... where's the contact lenses?

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Torley Linden

Enlightenment!

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03-21-2005 14:52

Satan? Pfft.

Looks closer to some of H.R. Geiger's work if ya ask me!

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Akuma Withnail

Money costs too much

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03-21-2005 15:18

I think it looks like a donkey. A friendly donkey.

Roberta Dalek

Probably trouble

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03-21-2005 15:19

The turtle is lucky they didn't burn it.

Akuma Withnail

Money costs too much

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03-21-2005 15:21

They can't burn it. This turtle is the only creature to survive a fire that destroyed an entire city block. It is obviously impervious to fire and therefore demonic.

Roberta Dalek

Probably trouble

Join date: 21 Oct 2004

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03-21-2005 15:24

I'm not sure what the traditional solution is in these cases. Obviously the tie-in DVD is a new development.

Do they do exorcism of animals? Ducking?

Akuma Withnail

Money costs too much

Join date: 29 Aug 2004

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03-21-2005 15:28

Ducking won't work as turtles are aquatic, it may be that this demonic turtle is impervious to all forms of attack. Maybe we should nuke it just to find out for sure.

Rose Karuna

Lizard Doctor

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03-21-2005 15:31

From: Akuma Withnail

They can't burn it. This turtle is the only creature to survive a fire that destroyed an entire city block. It is obviously impervious to fire and therefore demonic.

I bet it's left pawed too. You know what they say about lefties....

Soon it will be spitting pea soup and shouting little turtle obscenities.

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Devlin Gallant

Thought Police

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03-21-2005 18:39

I am selling a pickle on Ebay. It looks exactly like Gary Coleman's penis!

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Teeny Leviathan

Never started World War 3

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03-21-2005 21:00

I warned people years ago about this. All turtles are ticking time bombs. At any moment, they can go off, and before you know it, thousands dead. All of that slow walking and being boring is just an act. They are not, as Stewart Griffin claims, "Nature's 'C' Student". Never turn your back on a turtle, EVER!

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Seth Kanahoe

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03-21-2005 21:23

I knew it. Watching turtles in the Galapagos Islands inspired Darwin to conceive of his theories of evolution. I knew that turtles were spokesamphibians of Satan.

And pet shops sell them to little girls and boys! Insidious!

Siggy Romulus

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03-21-2005 22:52

Looks nothing like me! pfffft! And so Pish and pooh to them with knobs on! A plague upon their household!

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Xtopherxaos Ixtab

D- in English

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03-22-2005 05:26

I'll bid $50.00 for it on Ebay... Hopefully Golden Palace won't bid $100,000 for it....

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First A Cheese Sandwich, Now A Turtle Shell...
Beryl Greenacre Big Scaredy-Baby Join date: 24 Jun 2003 Posts: 1,312	03-21-2005 14:36 Apparently a turtle can assume the face of ultimate evil in the wacky pop-culture world of today. (I can't see the image they're talking about, personally... but then again, I don't really believe in "Satan," either. ) _____________________ Swell Second Life: Menswear by Beryl Greenacre Miramare 105, 82/ Aqua 192, 112/ Image Reflections Design, Freedom 121, 121
Psyra Extraordinaire Corra Nacunda Chieftain Join date: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,533	03-21-2005 14:43 Likeness of Satan, indeed. Pfft. That doesn't look a THING like me. I mean... where's the contact lenses? _____________________ E-Mail Psyra at psyralbakor_at_yahoo_dot_com, Visit my Webpage at www.psyra.ca Visit me in-world at the Avaria sims, in Grendel's Children! ^^
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	03-21-2005 14:52 Satan? Pfft. Looks closer to some of H.R. Geiger's work if ya ask me! _____________________
Akuma Withnail Money costs too much Join date: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 347	03-21-2005 15:18 I think it looks like a donkey. A friendly donkey.
Roberta Dalek Probably trouble Join date: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 1,174	03-21-2005 15:19 The turtle is lucky they didn't burn it.
Akuma Withnail Money costs too much Join date: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 347	03-21-2005 15:21 They can't burn it. This turtle is the only creature to survive a fire that destroyed an entire city block. It is obviously impervious to fire and therefore demonic.
Roberta Dalek Probably trouble Join date: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 1,174	03-21-2005 15:24 I'm not sure what the traditional solution is in these cases. Obviously the tie-in DVD is a new development. Do they do exorcism of animals? Ducking?
Akuma Withnail Money costs too much Join date: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 347	03-21-2005 15:28 Ducking won't work as turtles are aquatic, it may be that this demonic turtle is impervious to all forms of attack. Maybe we should nuke it just to find out for sure.
Rose Karuna Lizard Doctor Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,772	03-21-2005 15:31 From: Akuma Withnail They can't burn it. This turtle is the only creature to survive a fire that destroyed an entire city block. It is obviously impervious to fire and therefore demonic. I bet it's left pawed too. You know what they say about lefties.... Soon it will be spitting pea soup and shouting little turtle obscenities. . _____________________ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	03-21-2005 18:39 I am selling a pickle on Ebay. It looks exactly like Gary Coleman's penis! _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	03-21-2005 21:00 I warned people years ago about this. All turtles are ticking time bombs. At any moment, they can go off, and before you know it, thousands dead. All of that slow walking and being boring is just an act. They are not, as Stewart Griffin claims, "Nature's 'C' Student". Never turn your back on a turtle, EVER! _____________________ The Default Avatars were created by Linden Lab They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.
Seth Kanahoe political fugue artist Join date: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,220	03-21-2005 21:23 I knew it. Watching turtles in the Galapagos Islands inspired Darwin to conceive of his theories of evolution. I knew that turtles were spokesamphibians of Satan. And pet shops sell them to little girls and boys! Insidious!
Siggy Romulus DILLIGAF Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 5,711	03-21-2005 22:52 Looks nothing like me! pfffft! And so Pish and pooh to them with knobs on! A plague upon their household! _____________________ The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Xtopherxaos Ixtab D- in English Join date: 7 Oct 2004 Posts: 884	03-22-2005 05:26 I'll bid $50.00 for it on Ebay... Hopefully Golden Palace won't bid $100,000 for it.... _____________________ Chaos Science

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