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Akuma Withnail
Money costs too much
Join date: 29 Aug 2004
Posts: 347
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04-01-2005 12:09
This made me laugh and I have to say that both guys totally deserve the shock and disappointment they got as they each thought they were deceiving some innocent girl for years. http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_255lesbiansmeet Harlong, Nebraska - A long-term lesbian relationship went up in flames this week when both parties reluctantly met for the first time. Matt "Hot_tongue1169" Phillips and Terrance "NE146D9" Mapps, both of Harlong, have been conducting an online relationship since October 1998. Seth Chambers, a friend to Phillips, explains. "Matt started impersonating female Hot_Tongue1169 in lesbian chat rooms over 5 years ago in an attempt to coax some lesbo talk. Within a year he met NE146D6 in a local lesbian chat room and started an online relationship that was some steamy sh*t." Phillips continued to communicate with NE146D9 online until their recent meeting. Both parties expressed hesitation in a face-to-face event but finally decided to meet at the Food Court of the Heavendale Mall. "He was so excited," explained Chambers. "He knew that once she finally met the real Matt, she would still love him and accept the gender bender. He was convinced this was his ticket for some hot 'lesbian' action." After 15 minutes of searching for his online lover, he noticed another man holding flowers and a package from Spanktra-World. Both men waited out the hour before approaching each other. Details of the meeting are sketchy. It seems there were some comments exchanged which ended abruptly in Mapps vomiting on Phillips. "I have to admit I find it so freaking funny," says Chambers. "Tell me, how sick would you feel if you had performed cyber-sex with another man?" Mapps has refused comment with Broken Newz. He is currently seeking therapy at a hidden camp outside of Colorado. Phillips reportedly has moved in with his parents and has broken off contact with the outside world. |
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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04-01-2005 12:12
Excellent  I'll never understand the male fascination with lesbians  |
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
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04-01-2005 12:46
From: Lianne Marten Excellent I'll never understand the male fascination with lesbians Well..let's see. Men love women. Men love two women. Men love two women naked. Men love two women naked and making out because it's two naked women..making out!
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David Lamoreaux
Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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04-01-2005 12:50
From: David Valentino Well..let's see. Men love women. Men love two women. Men love two women naked. Men love two women naked and making out because it's two naked women..making out! Sure, but they are two women who want nothing to do with you. |
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
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04-01-2005 12:58
From: Lianne Marten Sure, but they are two women who want nothing to do with you. Doesn't matter..as long as I can watch, or see the video.  And not all lesbians are man-haters. I've been good friends with a few lesbians over the years, and a particular couple used to love to get me all excited with the tales of their exploits. As we were talking one day, one of them actually admitted that she loved gay (male on male) porn. Go figure...
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David Lamoreaux
Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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04-01-2005 13:00
From: David Valentino And not all lesbians are man-haters. I meant sexually... And see, this is what i'm talking about. I just don't get it |
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Pie Psaltery
runs w/scissors
Join date: 13 Jan 2004
Posts: 987
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04-02-2005 17:17
Its because EVERY man knows EVERY lesbian just needs ONE GOOD MAN to fix her up right and realizes lesbians are only having sex with other women because they havent found that ONE GOOD MAN yet. Men feel it is their sworn duty to provide these poor unfortunate women with true happiness, god bless em. So of course these poor individuals should be pitied, as they were only trying to do thier duty to women. **sarcasm**  The couple who loved to get you all excited with the tales of their exploits did so because they found it ridiculously AMUSING. |
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daz Groshomme
Artist *nuff said*
Join date: 28 Feb 2005
Posts: 711
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04-02-2005 17:25
*sigh* last night, I was hanging out with Aemilia and Dane, both apparantly female (after talking to them casually), since I am a friendly sort, Dane being a newbie neighbor and Aemilia being kind enough to build a shop for me, I offered to take them shopping to buy them a gift, shoes or blingy girly stuff, both refused, Aemilia said I should 'invest' my money (in what??) and Dane was too polite to accept a gift from a stranger, geez, at least I know they must be female as a guy impersonating a female would accept the offer to buy shoes right? haha!! I love them regardless of what gender they are!!
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daz is the SL pet of Sukkubus Phaeton
daz is the RL friend of Sukkubus Phaeton
Sukkubus Phaeton, RL, is the official super-model for the artist SLy and RLy known as daz!
daz is missing the SL action because he needs a G5 badly
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 895
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04-02-2005 20:10
From: Lianne Marten Excellent I'll never understand the male fascination with lesbians I do same reason why two hot guys together is hot
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Its hippos all the way down...
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Lita Kothari
Cynically Skeptical
Join date: 12 Nov 2003
Posts: 122
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04-02-2005 20:46
From: Hikaru Yamamoto I do same reason why two hot guys together is hot They're all hot, guy-on-guy AND girl-on-girl! I just don't understand people that don't like both genders |
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Cross Lament
Loose-brained Vixen
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,115
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04-03-2005 09:21
From: Lita Kothari They're all hot, guy-on-guy AND girl-on-girl! I just don't understand people that don't like both genders Or any combination thereof.
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daz Groshomme
Artist *nuff said*
Join date: 28 Feb 2005
Posts: 711
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04-03-2005 09:26
I'm making a new catagory of avatar, a squishy, for people who want to experience squid-sex....
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daz is the SL pet of Sukkubus Phaeton
daz is the RL friend of Sukkubus Phaeton
Sukkubus Phaeton, RL, is the official super-model for the artist SLy and RLy known as daz!
daz is missing the SL action because he needs a G5 badly
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Chameleon Calliope
Invisible Woman
Join date: 14 Feb 2005
Posts: 76
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04-03-2005 10:08
From: daz Groshomme I'm making a new catagory of avatar, a squishy, for people who want to experience squid-sex.... That convent is looking better every day... |
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daz Groshomme
Artist *nuff said*
Join date: 28 Feb 2005
Posts: 711
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04-03-2005 10:11
damn, can't a law abiding squid-fetishist get any respect? *wails*
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daz is the SL pet of Sukkubus Phaeton
daz is the RL friend of Sukkubus Phaeton
Sukkubus Phaeton, RL, is the official super-model for the artist SLy and RLy known as daz!
daz is missing the SL action because he needs a G5 badly
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Shark Lomax
Registered User
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
Posts: 18
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04-03-2005 11:28
Hahaha, good story..............pwned, lol.
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Cross Lament
Loose-brained Vixen
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,115
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04-03-2005 12:16
From: daz Groshomme I'm making a new catagory of avatar, a squishy, for people who want to experience squid-sex.... Mmmm, tentacles... 
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- Making everyone's day just a little more surreal -
Teeple Linden: "OK, where did the tentacled thing go while I was playing with my face?"
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