I am sick to death of Linden favoritism and I won't put up with it any more!
Everytime I sit down, I have to get back up to answer the door - the UPS man has brought me another computer from the Lindens. Seems that everytime a faster CPU gets made, or a better graphics card comes into being, they think they have to send me one by overnight delivery.
I don't ever get to go shopping here anymore, the Lindens are constantly inundating me with every clothing article that has ever been made here, and now that they have run out of existing clothes they have started hiring the top notch designers to custom make clothes especially tailored to my avatar.
I never have any privacy inworld anymore, I am constantly followed by an entourage of Liaisons , yes men and women everyone of them, warning people not to bump into me or say anything to me that might upset me in the least.
And as for private islands, I don't need so freaking many private islands, for god's sake there's only so much time in the world, and it just doesn't seem right to devote almost all that eight million dollar investment just to provide me with private island sims.
Plus I can't balance my checking account anymore what with the constant stream of deposits coming from Linden Labs.
As for sex , well, come on Lindens, you are all hunks and hunketttes, but even an avatar needs a bit of rest from time to time.
I have to go now, the UPS man is at the door again, I guess Linden Labs has started paying them to do Sunday night deliveries.
Sorry for the rant but this type of favoritism just has to be put to a stop.
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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03-27-2005 20:27
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gene Poole
"Foolish humans!"
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03-27-2005 21:06
I, for one, welcome our new exorbitantly generous overlords.
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Dakota Callahan
Feisty Irish Lass
Join date: 21 Jul 2004
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03-27-2005 21:50
Where do I sign up to get a Linden entourage?
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Kasandra Morgan
Self-Declared Goddess
Join date: 17 Mar 2004
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03-27-2005 22:38
mmmmmm...sex with Lindens...mmmmmmm (has a thing for computer nerds)
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Seth Kanahoe
political fugue artist
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03-27-2005 23:17
I have to get back up to answer the door - the UPS man has brought me another computer from the Lindens. Seems that everytime a faster CPU gets made, or a better graphics card comes into being, they think they have to send me one by overnight delivery. They don't fly into town to set it up for you? Hmmm. They do for me. |
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Roseann Flora
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03-27-2005 23:37
Dang where’s mine LOL
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Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
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03-28-2005 08:19
It's out of controll.
When I requested a bundle of "unmarked lindens" at my doorstep, there was a terrible missunderstanding... ...they shipped me five Linden Lab employees who didn't have any tattoos, wrapped up in a nice ribbon. _____________________
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Maxx Monde
Registered User
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03-28-2005 08:20
I can't tell you how many linden builds they want me to live on.
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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03-28-2005 08:45
It's out of controll. When I requested a bundle of "unmarked lindens" at my doorstep, there was a terrible missunderstanding... ...they shipped me five Linden Lab employees who didn't have any tattoos, wrapped up in a nice ribbon. Yes I know - all I asked for was a Linden Bear and the next thing you know, UPS delivers a crate and Andrew steps out.  . _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-28-2005 08:47
Yes I know - all I asked for was a Linden Bear and the next thing you know, UPS delivers a crate and Andrew steps out. . Did you rub his head ?_____________________
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Rose Karuna
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03-28-2005 08:51
Did you rub his head ?Please don't post this sort of thing while I'm at work, people here are beginning to think I might be postal because of all the manic laughter they hear coming from my cube. . _____________________
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Vanillia Tapioca
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03-28-2005 08:52
Hahahha Omg Lmbo!!!
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Paolo Portocarrero
Puritanical Hedonist
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03-28-2005 09:02
Did you rub his head ?Bloody hell! I simply will not allow myself to be used as Andrew's personal play thing just so that I can slightly elevate my social status by shameless flaunting a trendy Linden Bear. (Psst - So, um, Andrew - I've got this really nice aromatherapy massage oil, see? How's about you meet me behind the water tower at midnight?)  _____________________
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03-28-2005 16:38
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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03-28-2005 18:16
It's out of controll. When I requested a bundle of "unmarked lindens" at my doorstep, there was a terrible missunderstanding... ...they shipped me five Linden Lab employees who didn't have any tattoos, wrapped up in a nice ribbon. LOL! |
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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03-28-2005 18:17
What in the world is that!??! |
