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They don't call him Dick for nothing.

Neehai Zapata
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12-13-2004 12:29
Evidently this is an undoctored photo of Dick Cheney taken while he was at a public appearance eating custard.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/penneth/dicksbulge.jpg

I guess that explain Lynn's odd smile all the time.

Here's an article talking about the photo: http://www.milwaukeemagazine.com/122004/pressroom.html

As one person said, "It's nice to have someone of that magnitude in the White House."

Or another, "It's like a scud missile, for crying out loud."

The photo has been pulled from the publication and you can't even order a copy as they chose to make it unavailable when they noticed the mistake.

No wonder the man has heart problems. It's a wonder he can even walk once all his blood flows down there!
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Moleculor Satyr
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12-13-2004 12:53
God DAMN.

The guy's a poster boy for those big-dick support groups. (You know, the ones where guys talk about how hard it is to get sex because any time someone sees their size, the run screaming?)
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HoseQueen McLean
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12-13-2004 12:59
speechless :eek:
Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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12-13-2004 13:14
Ya gotta read DW's post on Cheney's "Pringles Can" and his night out with G-dubs..

http://thedecadentwest.blogspot.com/2004/10/get-me-my-liquid-cocaine-atomizer-most.html
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Teeny Leviathan
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12-13-2004 16:13
I see why dude keeps having heart attacks. Not enough blood. :eek:
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Ryen Jade
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12-13-2004 16:30
GOD DAMN. I feel small by comparison :(
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LeSeul Ferdinand
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12-13-2004 16:36
It's not the size that matters .... It's what you do with it that counts ....


.......


:(
Nolan Nash
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12-13-2004 16:55
From: LeSeul Ferdinand
It's not the size that matters .... It's what you do with it that counts ....


.......


:(


He could pump oil with that rig >>>>> $$$$$
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Juro Kothari
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12-13-2004 17:20
From: LeSeul Ferdinand
It's not the size that matters .... It's what you do with it that counts ....


suuuuuure.

in my experience, size does matter. if you're too small, just like in fishing, you get tossed back. too big, and its no good for anything other than plaster casts and polaroids.

;)
LeSeul Ferdinand
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12-13-2004 17:28
From: Juro Kothari
too big, and its no good for anything other than plaster casts and polaroids.


Both at once or will they be taking turns?
Juro Kothari
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12-13-2004 17:30
either or. ;)
Elror Gullwing
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"Dick" Cheney
12-14-2004 09:16
No wonder Lynne Cheney always has that big smile....
David Valentino
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12-14-2004 09:20
Umm..you folks consider that big?? Hmm..

*smirks and struts out of thread* :cool:


(and yes, I'm joking..maybe..)
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Juro Kothari
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12-14-2004 09:58
actually, i wondered if it was just a full colostomy bag. :D
Teeny Leviathan
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12-14-2004 16:51
Its actually Dubya. Cheney hid him down there to keep him from speaking out of turn. That day was Cheney's turn to come out.

That bulge on Dubya's back during the debate was Cheney. He was whispering the answers to Bush. :D
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Juro Kothari
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12-14-2004 17:26
ROFL! That's the best answer. ;)
Lance LeFay
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12-14-2004 18:14
Good lord. My eyes.
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Hiro Pendragon
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12-14-2004 21:19
Dear god! He wasn't kidding when he joked about how Edwards wasn't the old VP nominee picked for looks!
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