... but bad and tasteless is sometimes how I feel in the morning.
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George W wakes up one winter morning and sees "Bush Sucks" written in urine in the snow on the White House lawn
He quickly runs to the nearest Secret Service agent and demands that he find out who wrote the message.
A couple hours later the Secret Service agent returns to the President and tells him that they have performed a DNA test and the urine belongs to Dick Cheney.
President Bush screams in outrage, "Cheney wrote that!!"
"No sir. It is Cheney's urine, but the handwriting is Laura's."
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Ace Cassidy
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03-28-2005 05:02
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-28-2005 06:54
gah
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Dakota Callahan
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03-28-2005 08:34
Considering that this same joke has been done for every administration since Johnson, I'd say it's held up pretty well over time...
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daz Groshomme
Artist *nuff said*
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03-28-2005 08:40
come on, if Cheney had a penis he wouldn't want to kill so many people......
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-28-2005 08:42
come on, if Cheney had a penis he wouldn't want to kill so many people...... *waits for obligatory picture posting* _____________________
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
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03-28-2005 08:45
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Lecktor Hannibal
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Vanillia Tapioca
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03-28-2005 08:52
sniffles.. must be porn.. i cant see that link
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daz Groshomme
Artist *nuff said*
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03-28-2005 09:44
yeah! no anti-peni evil lizard man cheney pic!!!!
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Ace Cassidy
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03-28-2005 09:48
If I had Dick's dick, I certainly know I wouldn't be putting it where he puts it!
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daz Groshomme
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If I had Dick's dick, I certainly know I wouldn't be putting it where he puts it! - Ace _____________________
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Ace Cassidy
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03-28-2005 10:10
his wife writes hot lesbian sex books!!! omigod... I'm getting a big ol' boner... I'm going to need some more prims. - Ace _____________________
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Malachi Petunia
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03-28-2005 10:21
That's not an organ, it's a colostomy bag. Just wanted to pull this thread down a little further on the tastelessness scale.
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