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I'm Quiting !!

Beau Perkins
Second Life Resident.
Join date: 25 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,061
12-16-2004 06:42
This is a rotten time of the year that cost too much money and consumes way to much of my time. I have decided to skip Christmas this year because it is effecting the quality of my Second Life.

Nothing you can say will convince me to do different.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
12-16-2004 06:45
I'll send you another shiny pickle if you'll stay ! :)
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Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
12-16-2004 06:48
Quitters never win and Winners never quit......

LOOSER!!

(edited to add its bad when we gotta edit to convey the humor we state in our textual context....shakes head saddly)

Just Kidding...

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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
12-16-2004 06:50
From: Lecktor Hannibal
I'll send you another shiny pickle if you'll stay ! :)


From what I understand, he isn't quitting SL, he is quitting Christmas. :p So send that pickle to me please! :D
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
12-16-2004 06:51
From: Pendari Lorentz
From what I understand, he isn't quitting SL, he is quitting Christmas. :p So send that pickle to me please! :D

One pickle coming up !!! Cucumber v1.0.1 will be released today as well :D
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Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
Tito Gomez
Mi Vida Loca
Join date: 1 Aug 2004
Posts: 921
12-16-2004 07:04
Don't feel bad. You have company.

I am not able to buy gifts for my wife and family this Christmas, as I must support my very expensive SL habit.

Christmas at the Gomez home is dead. Long live Christmas.

- T -
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Dakota LaFollette
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 63
12-16-2004 07:08
From: someone
I am not able to buy gifts for my wife and family this Christmas, as I must support my very expensive SL habit.


Who said you should buy them gifts anyway heck they mooch off ya all year round so why not enjoy christmas.
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Tito Gomez
Mi Vida Loca
Join date: 1 Aug 2004
Posts: 921
12-16-2004 07:16
From: someone
Who said you should buy them gifts anyway heck they mooch off ya all year round so why not enjoy christmas.


No gift for the wife, no gifts for me for the rest of the year, if you know what I mean ;)

- T -
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Dakota LaFollette
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 63
12-16-2004 07:21
From: someone
No gift for the wife, no gifts for me for the rest of the year, if you know what I mean

- T -


LMAO, since when did a gift at Christmas buy you sex all year round some are lucky to get it once or twice a year.
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"Reality What a Concept!"

" If you say good bye ...tell me whats so good about BYE? doesn't that mean your leaving me, oh the irony!!"

"Whats that sign around your neck say cause I'm illiterate?"

"Kiss my shiney metal ....waaaooooooo "She'll be comming round the mountain when she comes...." -Bender from Futurama 2003 (episode running from Moon Farmer)
Dakota LaFollette
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 63
12-16-2004 07:22
Lack of Nookie makes ya Cynical
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"Reality What a Concept!"

" If you say good bye ...tell me whats so good about BYE? doesn't that mean your leaving me, oh the irony!!"

"Whats that sign around your neck say cause I'm illiterate?"

"Kiss my shiney metal ....waaaooooooo "She'll be comming round the mountain when she comes...." -Bender from Futurama 2003 (episode running from Moon Farmer)
Issarlk Chatnoir
Cross L. apologist.
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
Posts: 424
12-16-2004 07:35
One or twice a year? Sounds like a bug to me.
Where do you return defective wives ? There must be a guarantee on these things.
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Dakota LaFollette
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 63
12-16-2004 07:38
You cant its in the contract the Devil gave you when ya married 'em.

Read the fine print

("Sex only available with the purchase of Sex Nymph 1.8" all previous versions of "Girl friend sex go inactive 90 days after marriage vows said" without the upgrade to Sex Nymph 1.8 expect long life of cold showers and internet porn sites. )
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"Reality What a Concept!"

" If you say good bye ...tell me whats so good about BYE? doesn't that mean your leaving me, oh the irony!!"

"Whats that sign around your neck say cause I'm illiterate?"

"Kiss my shiney metal ....waaaooooooo "She'll be comming round the mountain when she comes...." -Bender from Futurama 2003 (episode running from Moon Farmer)
Hank Ramos
Lifetime Scripter
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,328
12-16-2004 07:58
I've always wanted a pickle for my christmas tree! :D
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Camille Serpentine
Eater of the Dead
Join date: 6 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,236
12-16-2004 08:08
From: Hank Ramos
I've always wanted a pickle for my christmas tree! :D


That was such a good movie!


This is my third year of not giving out gifts for people. I give small presents to my little nieces and one or two small things to other people. Plus I make lots of fudge for my parents to give out.
But after it all, I will be spending less than $80 this year. No more than I might spend on things in a given month.
Khamon Fate
fategardens.net
Join date: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 4,177
12-16-2004 08:52
i didn't decorate for christmas last year because it would've taken too much time that i wanted to devote to sl. i'll be doing the same this year.

of course last year we were all still typing "holy crap" ninety miles an hour ironing out 1.2 details.
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 380
12-16-2004 09:25
At this time of year, my wife and I always skip ourselves totally and just focus on our kids having a great Christmas; at tax time is when the miss's and I have our belated X-Mas. Done this for the last 4 years, and I gotta tell ya the extra $$$ we spend on the kids works wonders! NOTHING beats seeing the absolute joy in your child's eyes at X-Mas time, and we (the wife and I) will do anything to make that happen........ :) :)


On Baby sitting:

"Go directly - see what she's doing, and tell her she mustn't." - Punch Vol.63
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Merwan Marker
Booring...
Join date: 28 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,706
12-16-2004 09:29
'Tis the season -

Merry anyway to ya Beau!


:cool:
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Gemini Galatea
Pixel Sculptor
Join date: 1 May 2004
Posts: 200
12-16-2004 09:47
Girlfriend Software

Last year, my best-friend upgraded his GirlFriend v3.1 to GirlFriendPlus v1.0 (marketing name: Fiancée v1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancée v1.0 to Wife v1.0 and it's a memory hogger, has taken all his space, and Wife v1.0 must be running before he can do anything.

Although he didn't ask for them, Wife v1.0 came with Plug-ins such as MotherInlaw v1.0 and BrotherInLaw v1.0

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming Girlfriend v4.0

A "Don't remind me again" button.
Minimise button.
Shutdown button.

An install shield feature so that Girlfriend v4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired. (and you don't lose cache and other objects).

I once tried running Girlfriend v2.0 with Girlfriend v1.0 still installed. They tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. I Then tried to uninstall Girlfriend v1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another think that sucks - In all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is its total "object-oriented" design and only supports hardware with gold-plated contracts.


Bug Warning
Wife v1.0 has and undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress v1.1 before uninstalling Wife v1.0, Wife v1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress v1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.


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Boyfriend v1.0 is a very similar piece of software, and can be upgraded to Husband v1.0 if desired. However, it has the following additional features:


A background process which switches on the TV. Pity it works only when football matches are transmitted and there's no way to change channels.
An unique exercise toolbox that generates on the floor piles of shirts to be ironed and socks to be washed.

Known bugs:

Its internal clock stops working properly (it inevitably slows down) whenever appointment.exe is running.

It might suspend all processes and/or even go into segmentation fault if the files HOUSE.CFG and LAWN.CFG need maintenance.

Cautions and warnings:
You might get electrocuted by it if you try to install Lover v2.0. This holds especially for Italian, Spanish and Greek versions of the software.