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Morgan Mandala
Junior Member
Join date: 11 Oct 2003
Posts: 2
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12-23-2003 12:34
I have been dating this wonderful guy for about a month or so -- he's kind, generous, thoughtful, everything you could ask for in a boyfriend. But there's one big problem: his avatar's head is way too small for his body. I mean you look at this guy you are thinking "pencilneck pinhead" -- and he's not like that at all! I want to clue him in but I'm afraid he'll dump me. What should I do?
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Camille Serpentine
Eater of the Dead
Join date: 6 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Re: Dear Miss Manners
12-23-2003 12:37
From: someone Originally posted by Morgan Mandala
I have been dating this wonderful guy for about a month or so -- he's kind, generous, thoughtful, everything you could ask for in a boyfriend. But there's one big problem: his avatar's head is way too small for his body. I mean you look at this guy you are thinking "pencilneck pinhead" -- and he's not like that at all! I want to clue him in but I'm afraid he'll dump me. What should I do? Well Miss Mandala, Have you thought of giving him the gift of attachments? A well placed attachment could increase the size of his head w/o causing undue embarassment. He would just be happy that its a gift from you.  |
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
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12-23-2003 14:20
ohhhhh, yessss.. scheming! Here's what you do: if you were to create a great new outfit for his AV, then it would be understandable that he should drop you a copy of his current AV, thus allowing you to 'fix' his head before you send it back to him with his new outfit!  |
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Jellin Pico
Grumpy Oldbie
Join date: 3 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,037
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12-23-2003 15:11
On the other hand, you could just say "Hey, Peanut head, your skulls to small" |
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Gwydeon Nomad
Registered User
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 480
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12-23-2003 16:01
Point him out to me, I'll do it. Brutal honesty is one of my specialties. |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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12-23-2003 17:43
Buy him a big hat. He will get the message. |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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12-24-2003 03:32
You could try our new product on him: 'Head Viagra'. Guarenteed to swell the smallest of heads, or you money back. Order a 30 day supply today. Just call 1-800-big-head.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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12-24-2003 23:47
That's an idea--buy or make a hat that's not resizeable, but is pretty much "normal" sized and have him scale his AV's head up to match the hat. Preferably something like a bandana or something small that is worn "tight" to your head to make it more important. hehe
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