April Fools and SL

I am sure today is going to be a muckety Muck of April Fools Jokes and many will fall prey to the brunt of quite a few of them.

However, in the past I would have used today as a joyious time to gag and be gagged.

But today the most alarming news has befallen me.

Our Beloved Leader Phillip Linden has Gone Missing.

Some say it was an all nighter on 6th avenue that got him but details are sketchy at best.

So, I have decide that since I am moving I emplore you the Members of SL and the SL Forums to donate all your extra cash to help me move to be able to get back here and quickly stifle this hidious rumor that Phillip has indeed been KIDNAPPED.

I will vow that upon my return that I will make it my very best effort to save Phillip from his Kidnappers and return him forthright to SL Proper.
But the Journey will be long and ardious and I need support from my fellow SL members to do it.


<<Building the Investigation Squad

To Aimee sweet beloved Aimee I will do my best to find your hero but while away on my quests I need you to be strong ....and no flashing the neighbor dude again he looks like Carl from Aqua Teens.

To Kris aw the cute little Trolly Kris, I actually just need you to accompany me on the search along with Willow ...btw I have chocholate...

To Trinity...hmmm....If I take you hun we would never find Phillip as you would be off chasing chocolate coverd nanner pudding while flicking that tassle and calling it a whip so that would be too distracting...

To Nolan...Dude...I have a 3 sylable word for you ...Bulgoki ASAP.

To Blakey...Dude quit carrying that pole between your legs your already suppose to have a pole there unless there is something that you havent told us recently.

To Catherine...If you have Phillip give him up or Im coming to Tickle the shit out of you.

To Cristiano and company.....Just send Money

To Anshe...forget the money just send you...

To Chip Midnight...dude I need your eyes to spot the culprits a mile away...


In the end I'm building the dream team of Private investigation so for those that werent Mentioned I have your dossiers and if your services are needed I will contact you personally.

Meanwhile the Search begins.....










































































































APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!