Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaky intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors and co-workers while they learn the ways of SL. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans?
this list is the top ten ways to recognize aliens in our midst.
1.Aliens often wear huge sunglasses to hide their eyes. Most aliens have large, staring eyes that are hard to conceal. Sunglasses help them appear more normal.
2.Aliens have cold and clammy skin. Many aliens wear synthetic skin in order to pass themselves off as human. It's never as warm as real skin, and it often feels "slimy" to the touchy.
3.They smell. Aliens use all manner of deodorants, perfumes, or lotions to disguise their natural scent, which is offensive to some humans.
4.Aliens are obsessed with technology. They spend hours chatting on cell phones and sending e-mails. But they're not conversing with people -- they're actually transmitting data they've accumulated back to their home worlds.
5.Aliens have strange bodily proportions. The newest breeds of aliens attempt to imitate human appearance -- but they never quite get it right. They are like exaggerated ideas of human perfection. Their stomachs are too flat, their chests too big, their faces wrinkle-free.
6.Aliens have strange diets. Aliens may not be able to digest most human foods. Because of this, they are limited in the types of foods they can eat, and they may become vegetarians. Watch out for people who eat a lot of melons -- that's an alien favorite.
7.Aliens dance in inhuman ways. Most alien species have a completely different physiology than ours. They have the ability to move their bodies to music in a way no ordinary human can, and this results in a dancing style that is quite breathtaking.
8.Aliens do not understand Earth's sense of humor. Forget what you saw on Mork and Mindy. Aliens find it difficult to understand laughter -- even a simple knock-knock joke can throw them completely off. They might laugh at inappropriate times -- like during a funeral -- or stare blankly at the funniest jokes.
9.Aliens dress in oddly revealing clothes. Aliens find clothing irritates their flesh, so the less of it they wear, the more comfortable they are. They also like to keep their fake human skin exposed to air, to allow it to breathe.
...ive been sitting on the rooftoop of my place in Ritch,watching as the sun goes down, all the stars...all the unattainable light far above me.....i hear them...they are comming...but they only want the melons..
<postscript>
If one reads the account of the prophet Ezekiel in the Bible, he will not fail to notice that what Ezekiel was describing as a chariot of God that descended in front of him could have been an alien spacecraft.
The myths and legends of many ancient civilizations, from Babylon to the Aztecs, tell of close encounters with space beings who taught them the knowledge of the stars, agriculture, mathematics and science.
It is even believed that some of the mysterious structures on earth, such as the Pyramids in Egypt and the Stonehenge in England, were the works of aliens.
exaggerated ideas of human perfection. 
Unforgotten. Please stand by.
