Funny Quotes From Chat Rooms..

Yes.. Before I get bashed I AM COPYING THEM from a site... but POO.. I am bored and want to share what I am rolling around laughing at with others

SO...

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters

<pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing my hands after I take a piss
<pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then."
<pHluid> That shut her up.

oh my! my virgin eyes are on fire!

Mysty Delorean: "MY LEGS. MY LEGS ARE GONE"
Willow Zander: LOL
Whoopy Flora: who needs legs these days
Willow Zander: dont u?
Whoopy Flora: im only sitting
Willow Zander: what happens when i kick you out?
Whoopy Flora: i hit you with my leg
Willow Zander: but u dont have legs
Whoopy Flora: hmm
Fafnir Fauna: Haha
Mysty Delorean: Deep thoughts here today
Willow Zander: so if u have no legs
Willow Zander: how are you going to hit me with your leg
Willow Zander: when i kick uout
Whoopy Flora: well, just save 1
Whoopy Flora: i will use your legs
Willow Zander: but my legs are attached to me
Willow Zander: i dont think u can hit me with them
Whoopy Flora: that is is easy to solve
Whoopy Flora: just cut them off
Willow Zander: Hmmmm
Willow Zander: but how will u chase me to do that
Willow Zander: u have no legs
Whoopy Flora: wheelchair
Willow Zander: ok and what happens when i tip you outta your chair
Whoopy Flora: i will kill you
Willow Zander: with what? your non exsisten legs?
Dismay Wilde: aww rofl
Whoopy Flora: ever heard of guns?
Dismay Wilde: wheelchair overboard!
Willow Zander: lmao
Willow Zander: guns?
Willow Zander: thats cheating
Whoopy Flora:
Willow Zander: and anyway when i knock u outta your chair
Willow Zander: yoru guns will go flying
Whoopy Flora: tipping me out of my willowchair is cheating
Willow Zander: willowchair
Willow Zander: LOL
Whoopy Flora:
Dismay Wilde: LOL wheelie chair!
Willow Zander: lol ive been talking to you for like 5 mins and im already crying!
Whoopy Flora: sorry

all i can say is you guys are nutts, but that ain't news

Yes we have insane, non sensical conversations all the time, cos we are nutz, but that in turn is what keeps me sane

NO MORE DRAMA... JUST BABBLE

exactly that the way it should be

Ok you won't find this funny but I do... this is an email convo between me and my brother, even tho our offices are like 10 secs apart...

ME: Wanna go shop around 12.45ISH...

Him: Are you asking me? Because look: ? <- we call this a QUESTION MARK. It goes at the end of QUESTIONS.

Anyway, yes.

Me: And WHAT are you getting the oldies for xmas... I NEED TO KNOW...

Him: I DON'T KNOW! How the hell would I know that? It's the start of December! I might go back to Stamford and get something from that antiques fair, you should be safe enough then. What are you getting them? So long as you know what you're getting, I'll just avoid that, problem solved.


Me: If I knew I wouldn't be trying to steal your ideas would i?


Him: Oh NOW I GET IT. Sadly for YOU, I don't HAVE any ideas! What are you going to do now, eh?


Me: Go for a wazz…. You?